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From the EGS:NP section of my comic El Goonish ShiveRelated content
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The person reminds me of one of the obnoxious jocks who made fun of and insulted us non athletic and nerdy students in high school.
In high school, two such jocks snidely commented about us nerds being wimps and pussy's as they walked by. I imagined them being magically turned into girls dressed as cheerleaders, screaming and panicking at the loss of their masculinity.
Like the Omnipotent being "Q" of Star Trek having some fun harassing the football team. If only...
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There was a time when pokemon was first introduced and relgious nuts (christians) did not want to have their kids see or hear it because it would teach them about evolution
Talk about narrow minded and fear mongering.
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"Mewtwo is a good Christian role model"- Some British News Article
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hilarious:yes
basis of football:incorrect,considering it would be either cheerleader into player or player into coach but still,funny
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Reminds me of an old band joke, that I wouldn't mind seeing a continuation of in this comic.
"If Football was harder, it would be cheer leading. If cheer leading was smarter, it would be marching band."
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I love the Cheerleader form, the pigtails, the outfit, the pose!
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Now I want to play pokemon just so I can arrange to arrange a trade for her. You got to get them all!
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Ooh thanks for putting these together in a single image 
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At least we can agree that he is cuter as cheerleader than he was as player!
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i feel as though this evolution should happen through friendship and not trading
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Some evolutions in Pokemon are triggered by trading. Football player got traded, and evolved into a Cheerleader.
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This comic page was great, sucks I'm so damn far behind on the comic in general but university and life and etc... one day I might be able to actually find time to catch up X.x
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That football player should show up in some more non-cannon strips.
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Cheerleader wants to learn Humility, but Cheerleader already knows four moves.
Should a move be forgotten to make space for Humility?
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Hmmm.... *Checks moves*
[Dragon Dance] [Petal Dance] [Fissure] [Stomp]
...Nah, Humility won't do anything useful anyways.
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Not sure if the joke went over your head or you turned it around on me in a way that went over mine.
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Sorry, I was trying to turn the joke around.
Cheerleaders dance (duh) but Football players also tend to dance in the end zone, thus the two Dance Moves, Stomp is self explanatory I think, but if I'd been thinking I would've put either Baton Pass or Extremespeed instead of Fissure.
The joke I was making was that humility isn't something a Jerk Jock or an Alpha Bitch Cheerleader would ever have, and I doubt a Jerk Jock would be anything but the Alpha.
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Makes perfect sense to me, even if it does feel like I'm missing some context...
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'm just dropping this here : don't feed the troll
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Yeah, there a few trolls around here.
Makes us decent folk not able to have decent discussions or opinions
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in case you didn't get it I was referring to you as "the troll"
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Well then if you really think everything you said, I hope someday you'll realise you were wrong, but I guess you just lack experience or education...
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Right... I lack experience and educations.
Let me type that on my invisible type writer...
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You know, I'm not a God, and I don't pretend to know the absolute truth, but I think people like you doesn't help the human condition to get better ...
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Dude, you may have your opinion, but it sooooooo biased... Personally, I have been raised only by my mother, and I've always see her being more efficient than any man in every task, even the ones where men are supposed to be better. She built an entire house by herself, raised 3 boys, and even in her job, men couldn't match, and on top of that, she never complain about equality or something. I discussed about feminism sometimes with her, and all she said was just "it's sad that women and men are equal in rights, but it's not gonna change with tears". As a man, I WISH someday I could be as good as my mother was. Your statement about women being inferior is sooooooo wrong. The only reason women are inferior nowadays, is because men keep them inferior because they are insecure. I'm not like that. When I meet someone stronger than me with something, man or woman, I take it as challenge to surpass myself. I'm sad that a fellow dude like you could be so close-minded.
(sorry for the mistakes, i'm not native English, and i'm still working on my grammar)
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You've been only raised by your mom, thus you have no reference on how it would be like if your dad was there.
I'm just generalising, offcourse there can be exceptions.
There always exceptions, there can even be exceptions on exceptions. XD
You write in pretty good English and you still apologise for your bad English....
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I don't know why I always apologies about my english, I feel like there is mistakes I have missed.
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If you have to apologise, it means you didn't do it right and thus displays weakness.
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And ? What is wrong with that ? This my way to correct my weaknesses.
Oh I get it. It's not manly enough for you ?
Ok no problem, better be a confident idiot ...
And you say men are superior ...
So I'm being superior if there is a wall in front of me and I decide to hit it until it falls to go further.
Sure, it's so stupid to ask myself how I can just go around it and pass it without an effort.
This why I think women are smarter than men.
They ARE physically weaker than men, so they need to find smarter ways to do things without an effort.
This is the difference between smart and dumb people.
They both do the same thing, but one do it without effort.
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I got a step dad for 6 years, it was a disaster.
My dad is a pedophile ( incest is not wincest)
Every fucking male teachers I've met in my life were sexist as fuck ( i'm not a girl thank God but damn that was awful)
You know, if I had to generalise like you do, I think I would be talking like a feminazi
It's not like I haven't met any good men in my life, but at least, we're I live, I feel like sexism toward women is still normal, and the majority of men are assholes, and you don't help me getting my standards changed ^^
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If your (step)dad a was a criminal it means you didn't have the right roll model as a father. XD
Pretty much all my male teachers where good, one or two might be a bit bad but nothing too out of the ordinary. ^^
You're not too far from that already.
Guess it's just bad luck that you met mostly the bad examples of men or good luck to find an exceptional example of woman in your mom... XD
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I told you I've met plenty of men which were good role model, it's just I'm aware enough that the majority of the men are sexists and it's still considered "ordinary".
My mother may be "special" because she had a very strong will and she never let any man tell her what to do, but I think if women weren't "forced" to be less efficient than men, they could live a happier life, and human kind could step up.
It's all I care about : equality respect and happiness for everyone. And I don't believe that thinking women are inferior to men is going this way.
I've read your discussions about that with the others and your so called "facts".
Ok it's a fact that there is, for example, more male scientists than female scientists. Right.
But why do you ignore the fact that it's more difficult for women to be scientists because of the sexism that push them away from this way ?
You mention the facts that serves your opinions but you ignore the facts you don't like ?
It doesn't work like that ...
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Not sexist, just interested in coitus with sexy women.
It's a biology thing, don't gender-shame people based on their biology.
There is nothing stopping many women to become scientists, yet most of them only join the social "sciences"... :\
I'm not ignoring anything.
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You rarely see a women in a high position.
I always feel like when a woman have great ambitions, every man is trying to destroy it cause they don't believe a woman is able to do it.
Once, a girl in my class with excellent grades said she wanted to join math course, and the teacher just made a joke about it, saying women cannot do it, and everyone laughed.
I don't think anyone should joke about that.
This how you discouraged women to prove they are not inferior.
I feel like everything in this society is trying to dig into women's mind to persuade them they are worthless, and I think it's sick.
You know, the way you see women reminds me the way people used to see black people, and how we justified slavery in the past.
I genuinely think the human race can step up by stopping the discrimination of women and by achieving a true equality between genders.
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Teacher made a joke, but didn't forbid her, right?
Didn't you say earlier, you had bad examples of male teachers?
Not many women in high positions, well women do often need to choose between career and family, they often choose family.
Because of their biology, they only have eggs till around their 50th year (menopause), guys sperm is generally good till they die.
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Dude
How you be so close-minded ?
You have a grief against women do you ?
Have you been rejected by your crush and now you seek revenge ?
I don't get it. I just can't get it except if you're a troll.
I feel like you haven't met and talk to many women in your life.
It was obvious I just took 1 soft example with the teacher. I can put many more, what I was trying to explain is when someone, which you're supposed to respect and which is supposed to give advices for your future, just keep telling you that you're not shaped for this, it's not really encouraging is it ?
About women at high posts, it's simple. Most of the time, women are not even given the choice between career and family, because the recruiters will instantly assume they will give birth (cause it's the only point of women after all...), and even if they have kids I think they still can work and at a high position.
I will not reply back, cause it feels really pointless. It's really frustrating that I couldn't manage to convince a single dude.
Keep thinking that women are inferior if it really drives you, but I wouldn't like to be you the day you will be surpassed by a women in something.
Today, I'm happy because the women condition in society is getting better and better, but it's too bad that there is some people like you which are just here to slow down the progress...
Welp, even if it wasn't really useful to argue with you, I'm always glad to have a debate with someone, so thank you I guess ? I hope something someday will make you change you statements.
Have a nice day at least.
(I will also stop replying, because I'm quite busy with homework actually XD )
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I'm not at all close minded nor do I have grief towards women.
And I'm not a troll.
I can actually almost say the same about you being a modern feminist or SJW... :\
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Gonna go meet Sam and Tucker at the Pier!
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