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Published: 2011-03-07 05:04:19 +0000 UTC; Views: 15107; Favourites: 73; Downloads: 113
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I've recently had a string of somewhat girly profile images on my private Facebook account, so I decided to jokingly make a manly profile image for myself. I'm not sure what that meat is he's eating or what brand of beer that is (particularly given that I drew it in a can of soda-esque dimensions), but whatever.MANLINESS! RRRRAAAARRRRGH!
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RRHAAAAAAAAAAAAH! TESTOSTERONE!
*Dies from testosterone poisoning*
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Fuck yeah!
Manly men with manly muscles, manly stubble and manly jerseys!
Now lets go out there and love and tolerate the shit out of people! WHO'S WITH ME?!
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He secretly has a tattoo of Pinkie Pie on his chest.
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Naturally, he just saw Rainbow Dash pull off the Sonic Rainboom. ^_^
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Heh, nice MANLY pic. (Although the lighting seems to be coming partially from above the person in the direction of the camera - a skylight, perhaps?)
But still, I envy your perspective skills. Perspective bites me like a talking pony eating carrot cake.
... what? It's a MANLY pony!
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*giggles* I guess his team is winning, eh? ^^ At least he's spilling the beer and not the chicken, though given some of the pop I've seen, it could be that instead.
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the answer is BRAWNDO:
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BRAWNDO will make you need NEW PANTS
and while you're out getting those shoes
you should get some new SHOES because you'll
wear out those SHOES kicking everyone's ass all the tiiiime!
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....I..... I sort of want to turn him into a girl...
Really, really, badly. 9,9
(Also - it's mutton.
Yes. He's a viking.
A soon to be a female viking. *nods* )
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Well, he is making himself a huge target profile for a ranged weapon attack. I wonder if the TF gun comes in sniper rifle form...
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Yes, but it stings like hell and the backfire's potentially a killer.... which sucks, since you're only trying to transform the target...
But who knows? Maybe you'll get lucky and walk out with just a tail. ^^
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"By the god of thunder, I Demand pretzels!!!"
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By you jokingly posting this you just dispersed any preconcieved notion of you being manly in any degree. Huh.
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GRRR! I'm so manly I shit blood!
...shouldn't you see a doct-
REAL MEN DON'T NEED DOCTORS!
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Good artwork, especially the angle of perspective--I won't argue with that--but it does come off as looking a bit stereotypical.
BTW, beer cans are the same dimensions as soda cans, so that wasn't off. Although REAL beer connoisseurs drink beer from a bottle because it tastes better (aluminum affects the taste). If he's in front of the TV set, watching a bad play by (or a bad call against) his favorite football team (which must be the case, since he looks angry), I would expect a bowl of popcorn to go flying. The leg of mutton, or whatever it is, does look a bit weird, even for a "manly man"... We are civilized enough to use plates, silverware and TV tables when eating a meal while watching the game. (And THAT'S the stuff that goes flying during a bad play or a bad call...)
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It's bear meat. He killed the bear with his bare hands.
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It's meat - that is all that needs to be said. And the beer? Well, it is that really cheap brand that comes in a white can with big black letters on it...he just happens to be holding the can in such a way that the front is away from the camera. Yeah. That's it.
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Oh thank god it's beer. I thought at first he was dunking that meat in a jar of mayonnaise.
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It has to be a terrible, terrible light beer where its lack of flavor is marketed as "Smoothness".
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He is drinking Beer beer. Comes with that classic American taste.
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"Beer Beer! For the TRUE AMERICAN in YOU!"
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Nice work.
Now I wonderer how the Australia version would go.
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"Beer beer, what a narly wave bro!" lol i dunno.
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Well if it helps, here is a few Australian beer ad's if it helps.
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MANLY!
STEREOTYPICAL MANLY THAT IS!
So long "clean" sofa. You were missed
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On the one hand, I can totally see him yelling KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!
On the other hand, considering what he's wearing he's probably yelling out the name of some football team that just crushed his team in the Superbowl.
........STEEEEEELEEEEEEEEEEEEERS!!!!!!
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I wonder what that manly dude would look like as a girl. Hehe...
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Figures, we had the same response.
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yes but does he use antlers in all his decorating?
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there's still not enough hegemonic masculinity. That could be:
- A tub of vanilla icecream, and a huge red & white spoon for ease of icecream devouring.
- So engrossed in watching Twilight, he's been absent-mindedly stuffing his face too fast and has a painful icecream headache. "RRAAAAAAAAAAAGGH"
- His shirt's message is that we are all ONE with the universe.
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POWERTHIRST!! YOU'LL BE GOOD AT MAKING BABIES! 400 BABIES!!!
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Give Shockolate to your babies and they'll be good at SPORTS! It'll make your babies run ABNORMALLY FAST! They'll run as fast as KENYANS! People will watch them running and think they're KENYANS! They'll race as fast as KENYANS! in a race against actual KENYANS! and it'll be a tie and they'll get deported back to KENYAAAAA!!!
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I thought of that, but where's the rocket can?
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I keep forgetting that in the states beer comes in wierd minny cans 
"I"VE HAD A CAN OF LAIRAID AND I WANT TO FIGHT SOMEONE!!!!"
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LET US GROW LARGE BEARDS AND LIFT HEAVY THINGS AND BEND STEEL BEAMS
WITH OUR BEARDS
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INCIDENTALLY THIS PICTURE NEEDS MOAR BEARD
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I'd reply but I don't think we can top that first comment.
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Indeed.
THE BEARD IS ALWAYS ON TOP.
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