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Dark-Mage-13 — I was here first
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Elsa: Really guys? Are we really going to argue about this?*Everyone ignores her anyway*
Jack: I made ice powers cool!
Frozone: I was here before it was even cool, kid!
Jack: I'm over three hundred years old! I'm no kid.
Frozone: What about when you stole Frosty the Snowman's hat? Ice powers weren't in then.
Jack: .......that was a phase.
Axel: YOLO.
Jack: Get out of here Axel, this doesn't concern you.
Axel: Just remember who was the 'in' thing before ice? FIRE baby!
Jack: Didn't Vanilla ice come first though? ICE ICE baby!
Elsa: Jack, shut up.
Jack: Yes, my queen.
Axel: Somebody's whipped.
Jack: Go burn yourself, spikey.
Screencaps by me. Official art by Disney. I don't own anything.
Based off of this: kavemandra.tumblr.com/post/723…
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Axel , burn Elsa please , Jack is mine! HUHAHAHAHHAHAH (Evil laugh)
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Elsa: WHAT?
Axel: I'm above burning women!
Xion: I beg to differ. You almost roasted me with your chakrams!
Axel: I uh...gotta go! *flees*
Xion: YOU CAN'T DENY THE TRUTH!
Me: Back off! He's MINE!
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Jack always been first , 300years old remember?
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In terms of movies...not really.
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Jack: Paws off, hedgehog, she's mine!
Axel: You did not just call me a hedgehog!
Elsa:
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Jack: Who are you calling old?!
Me: Umm, says the guy who's three hundred years old.
Jack:
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Jack: The Tooth Fairy has an already deeply involved relationship with teeth! Besides, who wants a guy who backstabs EVERYONE, including his best friends?
Me: tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php…
Axel in the Kingdom Hearts series has this problem. He is part of an alliance with Marluxia and Larxene to take over the Organization... but he betrays them because he's actually The Mole. Zexion and Vexen oppose Marluxia and Larxene's plan, so Axel should be aligned with them, right? Nope, kills them both. Turns out Axel's working with Saix and the two of them want to take over the group themselves, killing other traitor factions and loyalists that would get in their way. But then Axel becomes friends with Roxas and Xion, and leaves Saix behind. And then he (semi-accidentally) betrays them too!
He has a point there.
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Axel: Yes I'm in the lead!
Me: Oh let's not forget what you did to the other ice guy.www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_yYRd…
Jack: YES!
Me: You're not off the hook either. You put a kid's life in danger!
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Axel: There's a reason why I killed him.
Vexen: WHAT? Respect your elders!
Jack: How about nope?
Elsa:
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