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Phineas and Ferb - Vanessa, Perry the Platypus, and DoofenshmirtzAsk Agent P:
Anonymous asked you:
"Are you and Vanessa friends?"
“You asked Perry the Platypus for dating advice?! But he’s my nemesis! A little platypus! And I’m your father! Why didn’t you come to me, Vanessa?”
“Dad…The last time I came to you for advice, you told me to feed my boyfriends to my grandparent ocelots.”
“And I still stand by it, ya know.”
“Exactly why I went to Perry.”
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She went to a platypus for dating advice? Sounds like something I would do tbh.
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How could Perry have given Vanessa advice if he can't talk? He still is a step up from Doof, though...
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Did she go to a platypus for dateing advice, that's not right
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Perry knows what's up. The ladies DO swoon whenever they hear him say "gragagaga". Though, I'm sure his "advice" was mostly just listening as she rambled about her situation.
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I don't know what swoon means
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swoon:
verb (used without object)
1.
to faint; lose consciousness.
2.
to enter a state of hysterical rapture or ecstasy: The teenagers swooned at the sight of the singing star.
noun
3.
a faint or fainting fit; syncope.
Origin:
1250–1300; (v.) Middle English swo ( w ) nen to faint, orig. as gerund swowening, swoghning act of swooning, ultimately continuing Old English -swōgan (in compounds) to rush, overrun, choke; (noun) Middle English, partly derivative of the v., partly extracted from in ( a ) swoune, on swoune, alteration of a swoune, aswoune in a swoon, as if equivalent to a a-1 + swoon (noun), but probably continuing Old English āswōgen, past participle of āswōgan to overcome (see a-3 ), or geswōgen (past participle) senseless, dead
Related forms
swoon·ing·ly, adverb
un·swoon·ing, adjective
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And THIS is why Vanessa and Perry work so well together.
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Perry seems to really care for her, so I imagine he probably helps her out whenever he can.
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Not to sound weird, but I actually support Perrnessa. So, this makes sense to me.
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I am not one to throw stones from glass houses. So I can't call anyone's pairings weird. Buuuut...I can easily see the evidence behind Perrnessa.
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You can't say you don't have an interesting life Perry. XD
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And I'm sure he doesn't want nor plan on changing that anytime soon.
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XD I can't believe I didn't see this earlier. Perry doesn't seem interested does he XD XD
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It's okay. It took me forever to answer your comment. So even-stevens. XD
Perry tends to look either bored or angry most of the time,I noticed. Poor guy.
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XD
Well, considering his life, wouldn't you look like that mostly too XD
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B-but he said he had friendly ocelots to take care of him...i guess they can be mean too...O___O
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I'm sure Doof was making an empty threat. Though with him, you never can tell.
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probably..you gotta love doof..XD
this is so cute..love it! X3 <3
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you got doof here perfectly! 
LOL. The parents-in-law and everything...
What a lovely father-daughter argument
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Thank you! I try my best to make my comments in-character and funny. And Im sure Doof and Vanessa has some of the most hilarious arguments.
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your welcome! I also think that you DREW doof really well too! Im sure they do too, they are such a funny family!
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Hahaha, this actually sounds like it could be an argument between Vanessa and Doof XD
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thaaaank you. I have a blast coming up with dialog.
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How did Perry even GAVE Vanessa advice? He can't talk after all, LOL.
I J Signing Off.
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I was imagining it was like Vanessa rambling like her father does, and then Perry just blinking at her. And then she just gets her own conclusions, XD
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Hey, at least she didn't go to uncle Roger!
Yeah, Doof is probably not the person to go for advice in matters of love. Although he somehow manages to get dates surprisingly often.
Hm, does this means Doof keeps in touch with his adoptive family?
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Getting dates is easy, especially if he uses the internet to help him. It's keeping them that'so haaaaaard.
I think it means I thought it was just a funny joke.
But seriously:Sure, why not? They raised hi, after all. Plus, seeing Doof spend the holidays with them would be hilarious.
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"But seriously:Sure, why not? They raised hi, after all. Plus, seeing Doof spend the holidays with them would be hilarious."
Also at some point he'd probably have to introduce them to Perry.
You know, take him to meet the parents-in-law.
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FEED MY BOYFRIENDS TO MY GRANDPARENT OCELOTS!!!!!!!!! 
Good work on this!
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Grandma ocelot catches the best prey on thanksgiving.
Thank you! Glad you enjoyed it.
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I was the one who actually asked this question and have been looking forward to seeing your take on it.
Epicness. 
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Oh yay! I'm glad you liked it! I spent waaaaaay too much time on it, just for the joke. Like over 5 hours. XD But I wanted to make it look nice and close to canon as I could, since I rarely ever draw Vanessa. because she's haaaard to draw
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Well it looks good! 
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Oh goody, I'm glad! I knew it was something I'd like to see in the show.
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Thaaaaank yooou.
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More like poor Doof. He had a platypus picked over him.
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Yes but I wonder what kind of advice he gave her?
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"..." is always the best kind of advice one could give.
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