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Published: 2013-08-01 00:14:03 +0000 UTC; Views: 1836; Favourites: 16; Downloads: 1
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Description James and the Giant Peach - Mr. Centipede and Mr. Grasshopper

Anonymous asked:
"This is the only question that matters. Batman or Wolverine?"
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Centipede: "What kind of a bullshit question is this?"
Grasshopper: "Yes, I must admit to finding myself quite confused over this particular question. Why, what do they mean by-?"
Centipede: "I mean, are you serious? How ya gonna ask about chumps like them?! Batman? Wolverine? Those mother fuckers ain’t got nothin’ on the likes o’ Spiderman n’ the Blue Beetle! Get this shit outta my face!"
Grasshopper: "…"
Centipede: "…What?"
Grasshopper: "What in Lord’s name are you blathering on about?"
Centipede: "Er…nothin’."
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TazyanaDevil [2023-10-17 04:06:31 +0000 UTC]

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Shychick [2013-08-01 04:57:45 +0000 UTC]

ROTFLMFAO!!!

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DarkwingSnark In reply to Shychick [2013-08-01 16:00:05 +0000 UTC]

Who knew Centipede had a nerd in him? Though, I'm sure he'll just say he knows because he used to live between the pages of a few comic books, as well.

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