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INT. PARKER INDUSTRIES

(CAMI VAN HELSING is being forced to finish working on a The Sandman device for SHIKLAH.)

SHIKLAH: "Is it finished?"

CAMI: "Yes."

SPIDER-MAN: "You're finished...'

(SPIDER-MAN shoots a web and pulls SHIKLAH'S staff out of her hands.)

*THWIPP*

SPIDER-MAN: "How all-powerful is the Evil Queen without her magic wand, huh?"

SHIKLAH: "You tell me..."

(SHIKLAH transforms into her Monster Form)

SHIKLAH: "...Spider-man!"

(SHIKLAH slams Spider-man into a pillar.)

*THUD*

DEADPOOL O.S.: "Yoo-hoo! Sweetie!"

(SPIDER-MAN and SHIKLAH turn and look out the window at DEADPOOL.)

SPIDER-MAN: "Well I'll be darned."

SHIKLAH: "You've got to be kidding me. "

(DEADPOOL is standing on a GIANT Falcon, wearing his Han Solo disguise over his costume.)

DEADPOOL: "Ahoy! Could either of you open the window and let me in?"

GIANT FALCON: "I apologize, Your Highness. I've never been so embarrassed in all my life."

SHIKLAH: "Oh, hello, Consort!"

(SHIKLAH blasts DEADPOOL through the window it a magic blast, shattering the window and causing Deadpool to fall into the office.)

*VZZZZZZZZZT*

*SHATTER*

DEADPOOL: "Funny story, Shiklah--I actually have been hiding from you...And yet here we are...Oh, by the way, I shot your Lover in the head again. Why are you here?"

SHIKLAH: "Why are you here?"

DEADPOOL: "I asked first."

SHIKLAH: "So?"

DEADPOOL: "So I call shotgun."

SHIKLAH: "What shotgun?"

(DEADPOOL pulls out a shotgun and points it directly at SHIKLAH'S FACE.)

DEADPOOL: "THIS SHOTGUN! I'm borrowing it from BLADE, so it might possibly shoot wood instead of lead."

(SPIDER-MAN jumps onto SHIKLAH'S back and hits her in the head.)

SPIDER-MAN: "That's okay, Buddy. I got this. I was waiting for the right distraction."

*BONK*

(SHIKLAH turns back to her human form.)

DEADPOOL: "Nobody distracts like Wade Wilson! Who's the girl?"

CAMI: "My name is Camper Van Helsing, but my friends call me Cami."

DEADPOOL: "You're kidding!"

CAMI: "No they really do."

DEADPOOL: "YOU"RE why I'm here!"

CAMI: "Seriously?"

DEADPOOL: "Do you still have access to your family's armory?"

CAMI: "Some of it. Why?"

SPIDER-MAN: "Wait...You're related to THOSE Van Helsings? It didn't say that in your file!"

CAMI: "What were you doing looking at my file?"

SPIDER-MAN: "Oh, Uh, Just part of my job here..."

CAMI: "Yeah, well, it's not as if I HAVE a job here anymore..."

SHIKLAH: "That's because you finished your final job for me and my monsters and now we will get to rule without interruption!"

(SHIKLAH attaches the SANDMAN DEVICE to her staff.)

SHIKLAH: "Sweet dreams, Humans!"

(SHIKLAH raises the staff with the device on it above her head but nothing happens.)

SHIKLAH: It didn't work."

CAMI (SMILING): "Yeah...When you asked me to INCREASE its radius of effect, I may have DECREASED it...to ZERO..."

SHIKLAH: "Ah well. Time for Plan B. "

(SHIKLAH snaps her fingers. Frankenstein, Mummy, Marcus the Cyborg Centaur Werewolf Symbiote Warrior, and Man-Thing appear out of nowhere in a cloud of smoke.)

FRANKENSTEIN: "Shiklah said knock you out..."

MARCUS: "Surprise!"

CAMI: "You can take them, Deadpool!"

DEADPOOL: "But I don't WANT them! (Well one of them I want.) (It's complicated.) (I'll tell you later when I don't have to speak in parentheses..."

SPIDDER-MAN: "As much as I hate to admit it, Deadpool's right. We need to get out of here."

(SPIDER-MAN puts CAMI on his back.)

SPIDER-MAN: "Let's go!"

(SPIDER-MAN swings out the window with CAMI on his back.)

CAMI: "Oh my GAAAAAAAAAHHHHD!"

(DEADPOOL gets ready to jump out the window, but pauses and turns his head toward SHIKLAH.)

DEADPOOL: "Shiklah...I love you..."

(SHIKLAH lowers her head in sadness.)

SHIKLAH: "I know."

(DEADPOOL jumps out the window and escapes.)

(SHIKLAH turns back to her men.)

SHIKLAH: "Now, let's see what my Warlock-Scientists can do with this SANDMAN..."

(Continued in DEADPOOL SPIDER-MAN Till Death part 2.2)

**DISCLAIMER: Deadpool and all related characters are property of Marvel and of their respective owners. The story is only a screenplay adaptation of the comic it is based on. I am no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any previously copyrighted material. No copyright infringement is intended (x) **

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INT. PARKER INDUSTRIES

(CAMI VAN HELSING is being forced to finish working on a The Sandman device for SHIKLAH.)

SHIKLAH: "Is it finished?"

CAMI: "Yes."

SPIDER-MAN: "You're finished...'

(SPIDER-MAN shoots a web and pulls SHIKLAH'S staff out of her hands.)

*THWIPP*

SPIDER-MAN: "How all-powerful is the Evil Queen without her magic wand, huh?"

SHIKLAH: "You tell me..."

(SHIKLAH transforms into her Monster Form)

SHIKLAH: "...Spider-man!"

(SHIKLAH slams Spider-man into a pillar.)

*THUD*

DEADPOOL O.S.: "Yoo-hoo! Sweetie!"

(SPIDER-MAN and SHIKLAH turn and look out the window at DEADPOOL.)

SPIDER-MAN: "Well I'll be darned."

SHIKLAH: "You've got to be kidding me. "

(DEADPOOL is standing on a GIANT Falcon, wearing his Han Solo disguise over his costume.)

DEADPOOL: "Ahoy! Could either of you open the window and let me in?"

GIANT FALCON: "I apologize, Your Highness. I've never been so embarrassed in all my life."

SHIKLAH: "Oh, hello, Consort!"

(SHIKLAH blasts DEADPOOL through the window it a magic blast, shattering the window and causing Deadpool to fall into the office.)

*VZZZZZZZZZT*

*SHATTER*

DEADPOOL: "Funny story, Shiklah--I actually have been hiding from you...And yet here we are...Oh, by the way, I shot your Lover in the head again. Why are you here?"

SHIKLAH: "Why are you here?"

DEADPOOL: "I asked first."

SHIKLAH: "So?"

DEADPOOL: "So I call shotgun."

SHIKLAH: "What shotgun?"

(DEADPOOL pulls out a shotgun and points it directly at SHIKLAH'S FACE.)

DEADPOOL: "THIS SHOTGUN! I'm borrowing it from BLADE, so it might possibly shoot wood instead of lead."

(SPIDER-MAN jumps onto SHIKLAH'S back and hits her in the head.)

SPIDER-MAN: "That's okay, Buddy. I got this. I was waiting for the right distraction."

*BONK*

(SHIKLAH turns back to her human form.)

DEADPOOL: "Nobody distracts like Wade Wilson! Who's the girl?"

CAMI: "My name is Camper Van Helsing, but my friends call me Cami."

DEADPOOL: "You're kidding!"

CAMI: "No they really do."

DEADPOOL: "YOU"RE why I'm here!"

CAMI: "Seriously?"

DEADPOOL: "Do you still have access to your family's armory?"

CAMI: "Some of it. Why?"

SPIDER-MAN: "Wait...You're related to THOSE Van Helsings? It didn't say that in your file!"

CAMI: "What were you doing looking at my file?"

SPIDER-MAN: "Oh, Uh, Just part of my job here..."

CAMI: "Yeah, well, it's not as if I HAVE a job here anymore..."

SHIKLAH: "That's because you finished your final job for me and my monsters and now we will get to rule without interruption!"

(SHIKLAH attaches the SANDMAN DEVICE to her staff.)

SHIKLAH: "Sweet dreams, Humans!"

(SHIKLAH raises the staff with the device on it above her head but nothing happens.)

SHIKLAH: It didn't work."

CAMI (SMILING): "Yeah...When you asked me to INCREASE its radius of effect, I may have DECREASED it...to ZERO..."

SHIKLAH: "Ah well. Time for Plan B. "

(SHIKLAH snaps her fingers. Frankenstein, Mummy, Marcus the Cyborg Centaur Werewolf Symbiote Warrior, and Man-Thing appear out of nowhere in a cloud of smoke.)

FRANKENSTEIN: "Shiklah said knock you out..."

MARCUS: "Surprise!"

CAMI: "You can take them, Deadpool!"

DEADPOOL: "But I don't WANT them! (Well one of them I want.) (It's complicated.) (I'll tell you later when I don't have to speak in parentheses..."

SPIDDER-MAN: "As much as I hate to admit it, Deadpool's right. We need to get out of here."

(SPIDER-MAN puts CAMI on his back.)

SPIDER-MAN: "Let's go!"

(SPIDER-MAN swings out the window with CAMI on his back.)

CAMI: "Oh my GAAAAAAAAAHHHHD!"

(DEADPOOL gets ready to jump out the window, but pauses and turns his head toward SHIKLAH.)

DEADPOOL: "Shiklah...I love you..."

(SHIKLAH lowers her head in sadness.)

SHIKLAH: "I know."

(DEADPOOL jumps out the window and escapes.)

(SHIKLAH turns back to her men.)

SHIKLAH: "Now, let's see what my Warlock-Scientists can do with this SANDMAN..."

(Continued in DEADPOOL SPIDER-MAN Till Death part 2.2)

**DISCLAIMER: Deadpool and all related characters are property of Marvel and of their respective owners. The story is only a screenplay adaptation of the comic it is based on. I am no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any previously copyrighted material. No copyright infringement is intended (x) **