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So good, it's endorsed by Wookiees!Wookiee: [to Chewbacca] Yaag ruggwah maw huah huah?
(translation: How do you give your fur that shine?
from Star Wars Galactic Phrase Book & Travel Guide by Ben Burtt.
I was thumbing through my copy of the phrase book looking for insults when I came upon Sergio Aragones' cartoon of Chewie and an unnamed Wookiee exchanging beauty tips, and felt that something needed to be done about it. After all, all animals (humans included!) spend a great deal of time grooming - or so my population ecology lecturer used to remind us...
[Incidentally, this very nearly wound up getting scrapped. While trying to come up with a plausible tagline for the finished cartoon, I poked around Google, hoping for inspiration from other beauty salon slogans - and, to my chagrin, discovered that somebody else had tackled a similar theme involving the same character not too long ago.
Star Wars belongs to George Lucas.
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Comments: 26
ocelott [2013-04-30 14:20:27 +0000 UTC]
I just noticed the fine print: 0% history of employee dismemberment. Welp, I'll be giggling all day now.
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DarthFar In reply to ocelott [2013-05-08 02:51:57 +0000 UTC]
I was waiting for someone besides Nan to comment on that.
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blackparademajorette [2012-12-09 03:35:33 +0000 UTC]
i love you. thank you for bringing this into existence.
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DarthFar In reply to blackparademajorette [2012-12-09 12:18:30 +0000 UTC]
You're welcome! I'm pleased you like it.
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Chimaera-Stormhawk [2012-11-29 02:51:51 +0000 UTC]
Well you're wrong about one thing- Star Wars now belongs to Disney
This is really funny especially the employee dismemberment bit
My friend works at a salon in Detroit called "curl up and dye" which is probably the best name for a salon ever... Somehow I can see Mara Jade going there
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DarthFar In reply to Chimaera-Stormhawk [2012-12-08 03:52:42 +0000 UTC]
Oh god, Disney. I'm having trouble reconciling Darth Vader with characters in the Disneyverse.
I've seen pictures of the Curl Up and Dye signboard! Mind you, there's probably more than one hair salon going by that name. (And there are plenty more groanworthy names for salons if you poke around the internet...). And aye! Mara would probably go there for hair treatment - it can't be easy keeping those long locks shiny and silky.
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NatalieKelsey [2012-10-26 21:57:21 +0000 UTC]
AWW!! If I ever get my own salon, I will be posting a huge poster of this right in the front lobby. And the one of Leia drying her hair, and the one of Han doing Laundry. Yep. It will be a beautiful salon, filled with Far art. And I appreciate working in a place with a 0% history of employee dismemberment. Of course, my working at a place automatically makes chances of dismemberment exponentially higher...
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DarthFar In reply to NatalieKelsey [2012-10-27 04:11:38 +0000 UTC]
If that time ever comes, I'll send you the full-sized files. A Wookiee makeover is testimony enough that even the most stubborn hair/fur can be tamed!
And it's nice to know that Darth Mommy hasn't gone Light Side.
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NatalieKelsey In reply to DarthFar [2013-01-07 15:13:42 +0000 UTC]
Psh. Light Side. Maybe when I'm Darth Gramma. Probly not even then.
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technicolor-werewolf [2012-10-18 18:42:33 +0000 UTC]
The best part of this is Han sulking in the background. XD
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DarthFar In reply to technicolor-werewolf [2012-10-19 04:24:20 +0000 UTC]
Because no man should be made to suffer a pink salon.
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Steffel [2012-10-17 17:51:57 +0000 UTC]
Far, I'm beginning to feel worried. Another cute and fluffy artwork?!
It even looks like Chewie is enjoying this! And Han looks like he approves!! You've become so lightside, you'll probably paint kittens next.
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DarthFar In reply to Steffel [2012-10-18 02:41:20 +0000 UTC]
Call it temporary insanity! ... Okay wait. I haven't got any sanity to begin with. So let's just call it a fluctuation of my state of madness.
Yes, Chewie is enjoying himself. No, uber-manly Han definitely does *not* approve; in fact, the mere act of *sitting* in a pink parlour is causing him to squirm in embarrassment.
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Steffel In reply to DarthFar [2012-11-13 21:18:05 +0000 UTC]
Somehow I'm not sure which state of your madness scares me more...
But anyway, it's good to know that Han is reacting naturally.
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wincenworks [2012-10-15 04:12:17 +0000 UTC]
Yes, how dare someone else have a sense of humour.
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KianaTavers-Mereel [2012-10-14 20:11:15 +0000 UTC]
So wrong, yet soooo hilarious! You totally made my day!
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DarthFar In reply to KianaTavers-Mereel [2012-10-15 06:08:51 +0000 UTC]
Glad this amused you! [And equally glad I managed to inflict this imagery on other people...]
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KianaTavers-Mereel In reply to DarthFar [2012-10-15 14:43:26 +0000 UTC]
Indeed! You are the master of that.
And the look on Han's face in the background is frickin' priceless. lol
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DarthFar In reply to kongvmax [2012-10-15 06:08:21 +0000 UTC]
Oh Force! I hope he has the good sense *not* to get a full-body perm! I mean, can you imagine Chewie going around looking like a 7-foot poodle on two legs?
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Chimaera-Stormhawk In reply to DarthFar [2012-11-29 02:54:00 +0000 UTC]
Maybe that's *why* Han is sulking in the background? Perms take forever to roll....
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kongvmax In reply to DarthFar [2012-10-15 06:51:09 +0000 UTC]
hahaha...Ive seen males do worse..look at the 70s
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