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100 Pictures Challenge #74: Are You Challenging Me?

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So we know all about Star Wars. About the huge, menacing capital ships and the looming Death Star, about the frenetic dogfights and frantic chases, and how you can score a girl by being a scruffy smuggler who's forced to jump into a trash compactor after her.

But surely... life in Star Wars isn't all about blaster battles and flying through asteroid fields? What about the more mundane aspects of life, like... Leia keeping Luke and Han whimpering in the corridor of the Millennium Falcon while she does her hair in the refresher for two hours every morning? what does Palpatine eat for breakfast? (donuts and OJ?) what kind of skin disorders must stormtroopers suffer? ... And when you extrapolate... if Han and Chewie, being smugglers, are frequenters of 'wretched hives of scum and villainy', what are the odds that said places are teeming with parasites just waiting for their next fluffy, furry host?

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Yes, I use and abuse characters. Even the major ones.

If I recall correctly, this stemmed from a conversation with someone over my Sandtrooper picture, and how there were no real life details in the movies... including "Han taking care of Chewie's persistent flea problem". So yeah, having said it, I had to draw it.

And if you're wondering why the lineart is so squeaky clean for once - it's because I drew it with the line and polygon tools. With a mouse. (And painted with the mouse and my tablet, using the airbrush soft brush tool. Never thought I'd touch that again ). It was insane. I wound up with something like 598 line objects - and that was without the fiddly details. I've developed new respect for all you vector artists out there. Your patience is... unworldly.

Yes, I know that ticks and fleas belong to completely different orders. [chuckle] For the record, I don't think lime-green ticks *or* fleas exist in our galaxy.

Star Wars property of George Lucas.
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Comments: 117

GraceJediHeart [2013-11-19 03:34:34 +0000 UTC]

LOL! Poor Chewie, I'll bet he had to get some painful lime disease shots. 

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DalekOfBorg [2011-08-25 08:33:29 +0000 UTC]

Chewie's got space ticks!

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NeoPrankster [2011-04-18 03:15:02 +0000 UTC]

Before I saw the Tick B Gone on the can, I thought Chewie was drinking beer in this picture.

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DarthFar In reply to NeoPrankster [2011-04-18 06:23:54 +0000 UTC]

... The only thing scarier than an angry Wookiee is a *drunk* Wookiee.

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NeoPrankster In reply to DarthFar [2011-04-19 01:01:53 +0000 UTC]

Even Darth Vader is frightened of drunken wookiees.

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fantabulous55 [2011-02-18 18:32:12 +0000 UTC]

Yuck! Poor Chewy! I like the way you think.

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DarthFar In reply to fantabulous55 [2011-02-19 16:41:22 +0000 UTC]

Glad to have amused you!

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darkangel160 [2009-04-01 01:52:59 +0000 UTC]

Haha! I love seeing important characters doing everyday things. Like for Episode III, I just wanted to see Padme get sick ONCE or be shown eating a lot with the whole being pregnant thing.

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Mike-Dragon [2009-03-13 04:07:07 +0000 UTC]

LMAO! :rofl! So funny!

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DarthFar In reply to Mike-Dragon [2009-03-13 14:12:42 +0000 UTC]

Glad it amused you!

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Helo9x76 [2009-03-06 03:07:26 +0000 UTC]

lol so freakin funny!!!!!

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DarthFar In reply to Helo9x76 [2009-03-06 09:21:57 +0000 UTC]

Glad it amused you!

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warui-shoujo [2008-10-12 07:02:27 +0000 UTC]

That's hilarious as well as original!


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DarthFar In reply to warui-shoujo [2008-11-18 17:52:10 +0000 UTC]

LOL, glad it amused you!

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DarthMater [2008-08-07 00:06:57 +0000 UTC]

This is great! I love it!

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DarthFar In reply to DarthMater [2008-08-07 16:06:57 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! glad you enjoyed it.

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DarthMater In reply to DarthFar [2008-08-07 23:56:27 +0000 UTC]

You are welcome!

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ArK170rOX [2007-12-03 03:13:16 +0000 UTC]

haha LOL haha

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Nora1138 [2007-11-11 21:42:36 +0000 UTC]

LOL!! Great idea!

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DarthFar In reply to Nora1138 [2007-11-12 03:01:04 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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DustyFedora [2007-07-22 12:52:28 +0000 UTC]

Hah! That's just brilliant!

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DarthFar In reply to DustyFedora [2007-07-23 05:23:52 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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Celestial4ever [2007-07-19 15:55:20 +0000 UTC]

I can lend my cat's flea shampoo to him works fine on my cats

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ToFuBomb [2007-07-17 19:35:33 +0000 UTC]

AHAHAAHAHAAA!!!
good work!!

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DarthFar In reply to ToFuBomb [2007-07-18 03:57:52 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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foudroyant [2007-07-09 08:40:41 +0000 UTC]

I didn't comment this yet or did I? I must be getting old because I really can't remember...

Anywho, nice job with a mouse!
Their expressions are priceless!
There goes my dream of getting my own Wookie, I would scream if I saw a flea that big.

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DarthFar In reply to foudroyant [2007-07-10 05:50:35 +0000 UTC]

Thank you very much!

And haha, you *could* get a Wookiee... and then shave him...

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foudroyant In reply to DarthFar [2007-07-10 07:06:05 +0000 UTC]

You're very welcome!

Now that's a sight which will never wipe out from my memory... a naked wookie

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shrike85 [2007-07-09 03:38:05 +0000 UTC]

I always wondered how Han had to put up with Chewie's flea problem.

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DarthFar In reply to shrike85 [2007-07-16 13:12:36 +0000 UTC]

Obviously he's never heard of Flea & Tick Shampoo.

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AG88 [2007-07-06 10:55:45 +0000 UTC]

LOL That is great. I know how Chewie feels. I just finished a 4 day camping trip with my two little cub scouts. The Camp we were at had an outbreak of ticks. When I wasn't spraying my kids with bug repellent I was pulling ticks off them. YUCK!

Poor Chewie. All that hair would make it hard to find the nasty bugs.

Great drawing!

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DarthFar In reply to AG88 [2007-07-06 11:48:01 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

The only thing that's more repulsive to remove than fleas and ticks are... leeches. (or, in the SW universe, drochs are pretty gross too). I suppose that would be when Chewie gets all the 'fun' pulling 'em off Han...

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tanabatablossom [2007-07-05 19:59:57 +0000 UTC]

Absolutely brilliant!!! How about you do Leia trying to fix her hair into those two buns, or Han trying to get her to put on that slave costume again Keep doing what you're doing ... you're responsible for our daily dose of gut-splitting humor my friend

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DarthFar In reply to tanabatablossom [2007-07-06 11:51:16 +0000 UTC]

Thank you, Michelle!

Okay, just in case you *haven't* seen this... you NEED to: [link]

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tanabatablossom In reply to DarthFar [2007-07-06 20:03:11 +0000 UTC]

LMAO! That comic was too funny. Though I'd never have put Luke in the bikini, perhaps the Wookie though. He'd need a good bikini wax first though Eeewwwww!

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DarthFar In reply to tanabatablossom [2007-07-08 06:55:26 +0000 UTC]

Waxed Wookiee?? Okay, you need to see this. It has more to do with the KotOR games than classic SW, but ... it doesn't matter. [link]

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tanabatablossom In reply to DarthFar [2007-07-08 09:44:51 +0000 UTC]

They look so cute without hair ... well, only on their faces *ahem*

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nataliavolodeva [2007-07-05 18:05:11 +0000 UTC]

Great!

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DarthFar In reply to nataliavolodeva [2007-07-06 11:48:08 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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Frandarts [2007-07-05 09:33:45 +0000 UTC]

Aw, man, fleas! Poor Chewie, poor Han.

I really love the detail you've gone into with the Chewie's fur, its awesome -I would've been too lazy to do all that.

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DarthFar In reply to Frandarts [2007-07-05 17:59:45 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! LOL, I actually went overboard with Chewie's fur. I'd managed to keep things relatively... simple up until that point. And then I tackled Chewie, and all hell broke loose.

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Frandarts In reply to DarthFar [2007-07-06 10:17:29 +0000 UTC]

Well, I'm glad you went overboard, it looks amazing!

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Steffel [2007-07-05 07:35:32 +0000 UTC]

Well, at least he is potty trained... or is he?

And it's a good thing Han's not using Leia's hair brush for de-fleaing Chewie. I guess she wouldn't be pleased.

Come to think of it, Lando probably never had this kind of problems with Lobot. But then again Lobot cannot rip off people's arms.

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DarthFar In reply to Steffel [2007-07-05 10:34:14 +0000 UTC]

Potty tr... I don't think my watchers could stand another bout of toilet humour!

Lando's only problem with Lobot is that the latter keeps cluttering up his system with downloaded porn.

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MalaksMistress [2007-07-05 06:41:52 +0000 UTC]

Ah, the mysteries of mundane SW life. Nar Shaada Vet...
I can imagine Mission de-fleaing Big Z Awesome pic Far!!

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DarthFar In reply to MalaksMistress [2007-07-05 17:54:18 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! Hahaha, Mission would not only de-flea Big Z, she'd actually make him get in the bathtub, methinks.

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FalconFan [2007-07-04 19:38:33 +0000 UTC]

**writhes hysterically on floor after reading all previous comments**



Oh, my gawd!! This is perfect...awful...fabulous!! "Wash your Wookiee..." And how about laundry? Or going to the dentist? I can see I'm going to have to get into your gallery a little deeper and find that KOTOR series!

Love this!!

FF

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DarthFar In reply to FalconFan [2007-07-05 02:37:23 +0000 UTC]

Thank you very much, FF. ^_^ ... Laundry??? That's where farmboy Luke does laundry for the first time and turns his tunic and Leia's dress a suspicious grey because he forgot to separate them from Han's clothes, right? (Coulda been worse. Coulda come out pink!).

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WraithTen [2007-07-04 17:13:17 +0000 UTC]

I wonder if Bothan Bugger Off TM would work for Wookies? It's something Han should probably look into.

We know Palpy eats a chicken club for lunch, hold the cole slaw, and now we learn he has donuts and orange juice for breakfast. [You just had to use donuts didn't you?] But what about other things? What kind of jammies does he wear? Is he a boxer or brief man? Slippers or no? Does he suffer from chronic halitosis? See, now there are just too many questions.

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DarthFar In reply to WraithTen [2007-07-04 17:25:26 +0000 UTC]

Bothan Bugger Off! No, but maybe Eat Bantha Dung! might. (Oh wait, I had Exile tell Atton that once...).

And haven't you seen Rilwen's Palpatine picture ? Palpy's a Commando guy.

[is still traumatised by the picture ]

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