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DarthFar In reply to ??? [2007-04-01 07:07:32 +0000 UTC]

I'll pun with you anytime you want. But man, that bird one was sending me scurrying off to thesauri, encyclopedias, rhyming dictionaries... When I came up with the Yankee Doodle spoof, I figured, "That's it. I can't top punning in song so it'll be my last entry." I'm worn out!

If you're willing to wind this up, so am I. How on *earth* did we go from Mardi Gras to Foie Gras anyway? (Apparently the coup de grâce failed to kill it, too, LOL). Anyway... yeah, that was awesome. We need to do this again sometime. After our vocabularies have had time to recover.

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DobbyKnits In reply to DarthFar [2007-04-01 07:21:14 +0000 UTC]

The battle is over. And indeed, the challenge was well met, my friend. Truce story, that.

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WraithTen In reply to ??? [2007-03-29 17:10:55 +0000 UTC]

You're just a couple of loons.

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DobbyKnits In reply to WraithTen [2007-03-29 23:42:42 +0000 UTC]

Dammit. I didn't see this before I commented on Far's latest journal or I'd not have used it. Guess that makes my comment a doubloon.

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WraithTen In reply to DobbyKnits [2007-03-30 01:56:04 +0000 UTC]

I'm taking credit for that pun, or else it quill make me cry.

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DobbyKnits In reply to WraithTen [2007-03-30 03:32:53 +0000 UTC]

Well, I hope you won't die over this. Then I'd be in mourning, dove.

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WraithTen In reply to DobbyKnits [2007-03-30 17:40:37 +0000 UTC]

Oh, just shoot me.

There, that's all I got. I'm plumage out of puns.

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DobbyKnits In reply to WraithTen [2007-03-30 17:56:43 +0000 UTC]

As a greater man than I once said:“It is finished.”30
              John 19:30
                          NIV(This, by the way, is the very same thing I would say each week when I worked as a church secretary after I'd completed the preparation of the weekly worship bulletins. You can take a Dobby out of the comedy club, but you can't take the comedy out of Dobby. )

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WraithTen In reply to DobbyKnits [2007-03-30 18:40:18 +0000 UTC]

Come on, some of the congregation HAD to crack up at those.

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DobbyKnits In reply to WraithTen [2007-03-30 18:59:26 +0000 UTC]

There were a very few with whom I could make jokes. One of the sweetest and most truly Christian types (kind, thoughtful, caring, giving, willing to help, all without reward) was one of them.

She looked like the quintessential “Mrs. Santa Claus.” Now picture, if you will, Mrs. Claus dealing with a cantankerous photocopier. She tried, it jammed, she cleared the jam, it jammed again. Finally, in a hoarse whisper, I heard her say, “SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!”

At first, I probably went , but then I . She turned and winked at me. After that, I knew she was "one of the cool ones." Awesome lady.

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WraithTen In reply to ??? [2007-03-28 23:20:14 +0000 UTC]

I can't believe you guys.

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DobbyKnits In reply to WraithTen [2007-03-29 00:48:12 +0000 UTC]

Wanna know what's truly scary? I can! I can't speak for Far, but I know I'm cuckoo!

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