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Published: 2007-03-23 11:25:25 +0000 UTC; Views: 1025; Favourites: 8; Downloads: 24
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This is only here because *WraithTen blackmailed me into it. So I've lived up to my half of the bargain. Now show me your ducks!Apophysis 2.05b2Z+ and `Nestalgica 's Rectangle & Curl Tutorial which, of course, I royally messed up.
EDIT: Moved to my gallery because `DragonWinter will have my hide otherwise.
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Thank you so much. 
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That's really great work! You underestimate yourself...
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Thanks. 
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I'ts kind of more like an orange color, isn't it?
Of course you had to post it, it's cool, and you know Winter would have made you do it anyway. 
Oh yeah, ducks, we'll see. I'm kind of in a current 'not trusting you' mode.
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Far has rather awful colour-related problems. 
[ROFLs about the inappropriateness of the sentence 'show me your ducks']
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"Show me your ducks!"
Isn't that what farm girls do to receive strings of beads?
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Don't you go there, Linda!
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Why? Are you all out of beads?
[...puts βducksβ away...]
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I'll give *you* a ducking if you continue with this. Fowl! absolutely fowl!
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If you keep egging me on, I'm apt to goose you!
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Meh. Talk doesn't faze me. It just rolls off me like water off a duck's back. I'd give you the bird... eggcept that would be unbeakoming of me.
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Say...you don't comb your hair into a D.A., do you?
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Horsefeathers? What drove Pegasus into this?
I think the two of your are off your rockinghorses.
A bunch on loones,really.
Keep it up!
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I won't drag mythical equines into this thread because they're not the mane point of this exchange.
I will note, however that Darth's mental state is quite Far gone. Some might say I'm out of my tree, but I wooden necessarily agree with them.
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I'm a glutton for punnishment.
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Horsefeathers? What drove Pegasus into this?
I think the two of your are off your rockinghorses.
A bunch on loones,really.
Keep it up!
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Duck and cover? What do you think I am, chicken? You think I'll quack in my shoes? Bah!
... I haven't ruffled your feathers, have I?
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Ruffled?!? I am unflappable!
And if I've ruffled your feathers, then pluck you!
(I'd never really tell you to go pluck yourself, but I actually used that quip as a T-shirt design, so I felt compelled to include it in this volley.
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Whoo, flying off the handle now, are we?
And now you're using such language against me, my dear chicka? 
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My sincerest ornithologies. I've gotten down off my high horse. And believe you me, it isn't easy getting down off of any kind of horse! 
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So now we've gone from unleashing a skein of bird-related puns on each other to just plain horsing around? 
I hope I don't sound as if I'm grousing.
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Spoilsports. They make me madder than a wet hen. I think they're all just chicken to jump into this fracas, see?
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Eggxactly!
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Chicken! 
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No way. 
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All this punning is bad for a person's mental health.
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Well it's been good for my health! I had a rotten day and I was glad to find more punting.
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But now, thanks to your ducks, we might never stop.
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Well don't look at me, you started it with all your "show me your ducks" crap.
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Why in god's name did Far ask to see your duck's crap?
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You know him, he's always crowing about something.
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Well, considering the topic, wouldn't it be more appropriate to scat than to crow?
Oh, shit. Let's not go off on that tangent.
Poo-poo humor is, after all, for the birds.
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Well, dangit, you used like ten of 'em in one post!
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I'd hate to take a gander at that myself! I find, however, that the worst thing at this point is that the puns are becoming as rare as hen's teeth.
Say - if a duck hunter spends too much time fondling his decoy, will he go blind?
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Desperate enough to be feeding me with cock-and-bull stories now, are you? 
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D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-p-CHSSST! (
I wasn't sure I could pullet off, though. Would've been better if I could find my drumsticks.
Just be glad I'm an accomplished typist. I gave up the hunt-and-peck method ages ago. I doubt you could read my chicken scratch.
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[DarthFar clucks in dismay at all the reprehensible puns]
Pullet, huh?Hunt-and-peck? [snort] I should be thankful you aren't an American journalist. If you were to write up this whole duck-and-puns business and publish it in a newspaper, you might be in the running for a Pullet Surprise.
Okay, you know? this punny business is addictive. We need to stop and go cold turkey for a spell.
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"Pullet Surprise." 
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Thank heavens! If you'd retaliated, I'd be a sitting duck.
I don't know about you, but I'm going to retreat to my sofa and recooperate now.
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"... flock together".
So what do you want to do now? We could eider continue lying down, or we could go outside and plant some daffydils. What say you?
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Anything's fine by me, you crazy young coot. This gaggle end sooner or later.
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It's too bad we can't get Wraith Ten to participate in more of these exchanges. We could have a great time playing Marco Pollo. (We'll have to pool our resources and drag her back in).
Then again, she's pretty pollo as it is, staying out of this and watching from the sidelines.
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DarthFar Doodle went to town
writing on a punny
Stuck a feather in his cap
'Cause Marco Pollo's funny.
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