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Published: 2012-12-01 02:00:22 +0000 UTC; Views: 8787; Favourites: 283; Downloads: 84
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Just doodling as I wait for my boyfriend to get home. He was nice enough to let me borrow his sketchbook since I seem to have forgot mine. The ONE time I need it. *sigh* Oh well. As long as I have paper and the internet, I'm set.Also, I love Takahata101's Alucard. He is nothing but amazing. This will eventually go into scraps.
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Hellsing: Whatever you do, do not let Alucard out of your sight! >
Police Girl: Actually he just left, he said he was going for a 'walk'. :/
Hellsing: O_O NOOOOOO!!! DX
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Alucard: Hey, guys. How's your health plan?
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AHHHH!!!!Β (Shoots at Alucard)
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APPARENTLY IT'S GREAT!!! 
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Integra: Walter, be honest. Β What are we looking at in terms of collateral?
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Walter: Well...the Alucard amount.
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Dandy Man: I heard you know how to make an entrance. Β If I had known you'd do all this, I'd have had some union checks for you.
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Alucard: Hold on. Did you put on all of this for me? Who are you?
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Dandy Man: I am Toblacain Alhambra, or the Dandy Man. Β I may or may not have fed a lie to the local policiaΒ that in return for your capture, I would give them immortality.
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Alucard: And they fucking bought that?
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Dandy Man: Like discount pishi.
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Alucard: You cheeky dick waffle.
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Alucard: So then, what's the deal?
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Dandy Man: If I may, I wish to play a card game with you, puta.
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Alucard: Like what, 52 Pick-up?
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Dandy man: No. More like 52-CUTUP!
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Alucard: HEY DANDY DICK, YOU MISSED.....WHOPWHOPWHOPWHOP
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Alucard: (Oh, God! I could REALLY use a drink right about now.)
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aw gawd...
that can't be good DX
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This gave me a laugh.
The one time Alucard was being honest...
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"So I was chillaxing in my room like a baler. Till all of a sudden these Shmucks kicked in my door!.....one of them yelled out..."
"GET ON YOUR KNEES!"
"And I responded with, I KNOCKED YOUR MOTHER LAST NIGHT!......and they took exception to that. >8D
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Actually he responded with "I'm not your mother last night."
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Whats that mean?
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Alucard is saying that he's not "The soldiers' mothers Last Night."
Meaning, that Alucard was implying that the previous night, the Soldiers' moms were told to get on their knees, Like the good little bitches they are, so who ever was telling them to do so, could fuck them doggy style. ... Or so they could give their 'Masters' for the evening a blow job. Which ever you prefer.
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Well,what does the "no Little Timmy glued to your crotch" mean?
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The common joke for Catholic Priests is that they rape little boys. ... I don't know how you missed that, this is only like the 5th tastelessly blunt joke this show has made about Catholic priests so far...
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This is the last joke I'm explaining... Your humor is obviously too clean for this series, or you're too young for this series...
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But you know how that song and dance goes...
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Aaaand I killed all but one of them.
What happened to the last one?
PUSSED OUT LIKEΒ A BITCH!Β The silver lining?Β I can cancel my room service!
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I usually just cut right to this scene every time I watch this episode!
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Haha, I can see why! It's one of my favorite scenes. X3
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okay first i was minding my own business
bullshit
i waaass
alright what happened when you were minding my own business
so i was just chillaxin in mah room like a baller then all of a sudden these smucks kick in my door
one of them yells get on your knees to which i respond with i knocked your mother last night
and they took exception to that
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Just wait for episode four. Takahata fears it because of the well, pornographic death/rape of Rip by the "CrimsonFckr."
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Just watched that episode...
*Hums the french national anthem*
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"... aaaaaand I killed all but one of them."
"What happened to the last one?"
"Pussed out like a BITCH!"
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