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Published: 2013-03-01 05:52:35 +0000 UTC; Views: 6003; Favourites: 246; Downloads: 23
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I totally forgot I had finished this.
Oops! Well, here you guys go. <3
EDIT: Forgot to add the blood into it. Fixed!
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And exactly WHAT happened whilst you were "minding your own business"
So I was just chillaxin' in my room like a BAWS, when all of the sudden these schmucks kick in my door! Β One of them yelled out
"GET ON YOUR KNEES!"
And I responded with
"I'M NOT YOUR MOTHER LAST NIGHT!"
And they took exception to that. Β Buuuuut you know how that song and dance goes, aaaaaaaaaaaand I killed all but one of them.
What happened to the last one?
Pussed out like a BITCH! Β Silver lining? Β I can cancel my room service!
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"So I was just chillaxin' in my room like a balla' and suddenly these shmucks kicked in my door!-"Β Β Β I never get tired of this part, nice work.
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Alucard: One of them called out,
Cop: Get on your knees!!
Alucard: ...To Which I responded with, "I'M NOT YOUR MOTHER LAST NIGHT!" ...And they took exception to that.
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I always keep hearing it asΒ "I KNOCKED YOUR MOMMA LAST NIGHT!"Β instead, seems to fit more to me. XP
"Buuuut you know how that old song and dance goes..."
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Alucard: ...AAAaannnddd I killed all but one of them.
Integra: What happened to the last one?
Cop: *whimper*
*BANG*
Alucard: Pussed out like a b***h! Silver lining; I can cancel my room service!
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Honest... This time she "may" believe him...
"Fat chance"
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you dont think it cannot get any worse.... until Alucard goes for a very enthusiastic walk at night
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That was a 70 inch plasma screen tv.... fffffffffffff, so how can i help you?!
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Integra, he was just chillaxing in his room, like a bala, when all of a sudden these schmucks kicked in his door! One of them yelled out "Get down on your knees!" to which he answered "I'm not your mother last night!"
...which they took exception to.
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"Silver Lining? I CAN CANCEL MY ROOM SERVICE!"
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Hey guys, how's your health plan?
APPARENTLY IT'S GREAT!
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"...Walter, be honest with me here. What are we looking at in terms of collateral?"
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Favorite part of Abridged episode three. Especially considering they're playing the first part of his theme from the TV Anime, "A Left Foot trapped in a sexy lure." ...Or something like that.
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Hey fellas, how's your health insurance? *gets fired at* Apparently it's GREAT!
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You made Taka's Alucard adorable... that can't be an easy feat!
Very well deon!
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*squeals* Alucard *cuddles* lol I love the Abridged Series X3
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*hysterical screaming*
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*screaming abruptly stops, accompanied by a dog whine for some reason*
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So, what's up with the pride meeting?
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they're a mercenary group hired to replace the soldiers we lost in the valentine brothers' massacre
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Wait, are these guys French?
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we had to post mortality rates...they're the only ones that responded
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We are reallyΒ scrapping the bottom of the barrel, here!
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...fuck, i can't remember the rest XD
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I'll help;
Walter: Sir Intergra, I apologize! I triedΒ to stop him, but when I pleaded with him he merely said, and mind my French. No offense.
Pip: Some taken. (supposedly none taken, but I hear "some taken.")
Walter: "Fuck the police." He then proceeded to tilt every painting he passed on the way here.
Alucard: HeheheheheHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...
Integra: Oh god...walking through that hallway is going to give me such a headache.
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Walter: Speaking of headaches, a very curious letter arrived for you in the mail.
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yeah, it's 'none taken'
also, lawl and thanks
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I just got everyone I know back into this
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