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Published: 2007-01-18 16:01:34 +0000 UTC; Views: 2485; Favourites: 26; Downloads: 12
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Description Hey all!
Look! Look! It's a new DEAD DAYS! Part 7! The "4-Bit Fanatic" series! Look!

I don't know about you, but I've always hated going to an arcade and playing a game (damn well, I might add) just to see the "high scores" screen after you die and realize that you, in fact, suck ass at the game you just played. Oooh, I'm sure you were pretty satisfied with your 23,000 points until you saw that you can't even break the top 3 without scoring 700,000 points. "BUT I BET THE GAME TWICE WITH THE SAME QUARTER!!" you exclaim, but it's no good. The feelings of inadequacy have already begun to take hold.

I don't think I ever held a high score record on an arcade machine. Except maybe for the places that unplug their machines every night, thus resetting all the scores. I loved those places. I'd get there right as they were opening to briefly hold the high score with 70,300 points just to see the VERY NEXT PERSON knock me out of the spot with half a million.

So what I'm getting at here is that I know where our boy is coming from. He's not gonna let some rotten commie beat him at, literally, his own game. You may think your toughshit now Vlad, but he's comin' for ya! WOOT!

Anyhoo, thanks for reading (both the comic and that long diatribe about "points") and stay tuned for part 8 where NEXT GEN joins the fray.
Love,
John
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Comments: 18

Monodi [2007-01-23 14:08:29 +0000 UTC]

Thank God it isn't Tetris.

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AreteEirene [2007-01-20 14:02:17 +0000 UTC]

Wait, you can score points? I would have thought the communists would have it set so everyone gets exactly the same number, no matter what you do

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Yoggington In reply to AreteEirene [2007-02-23 22:42:57 +0000 UTC]

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dthehippie [2007-01-19 17:11:53 +0000 UTC]

"I don't eat until Miklav eats! And that's never." LOL. Awesome.

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watermonster [2007-01-19 14:00:34 +0000 UTC]

Heh, amazing comic, as always!

A little correction on the grammar of the Russian - the word you used refers to a 'polite' way of saying 'get bent'. A better way would be to say "сoгнись", without the T and E.

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deaddays In reply to watermonster [2007-01-19 15:49:07 +0000 UTC]

COOL! Thanks man! I'll be sure to correct it for the book.
-John

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OhlookitsMatty [2007-01-19 10:21:30 +0000 UTC]

You are great, you know that right

-M

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oICEMANo [2007-01-19 06:48:41 +0000 UTC]

LOL thats great! Love the Vlad! Actually made me lol at the office.

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culchy [2007-01-19 04:21:18 +0000 UTC]

lol awesome

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mattinaye [2007-01-18 23:03:44 +0000 UTC]

Nerd!

I mean, uh. Funny stuff. It'd be neat if there were a Russian version of Dead Days. Vlad would be the star, and there would be commentary on the high cost of goats. Hilarity all around.

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NF-chan [2007-01-18 22:31:26 +0000 UTC]

awesome! This is the best one yet!

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DragonlordPhoenix [2007-01-18 19:18:29 +0000 UTC]

If only we could all learn other languages by playing arcade games...

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centuryslayer [2007-01-18 17:18:12 +0000 UTC]

at the get bent part XDDDD

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KidKourage [2007-01-18 17:15:48 +0000 UTC]

Vlad is clearly the most hardcore gamer in all of the former Soviet Union. You can tell by the hairy chest.

XD Coming from a chick who once spent several dollars to beat the high score on the "Simpsons" game at the local arcade, this particular story arc is really bringing back memories and causing serious laughs.

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pinje [2007-01-18 17:04:21 +0000 UTC]

I love the 2nd panel vlad rocks!

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Doomsday-Device [2007-01-18 16:14:45 +0000 UTC]

I'll fave it, just because of the second panel.

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westwardcloud [2007-01-18 16:06:44 +0000 UTC]

also, first. bitches.

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westwardcloud [2007-01-18 16:05:30 +0000 UTC]

rofl i really love this series.

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