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Published: 2004-09-05 07:20:54 +0000 UTC; Views: 4045; Favourites: 37; Downloads: 2295
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Well, aren't I just a little bundle of productivity? GOD, I know it's been forever since my last comic, but time has been a harsh mistress to me lately. I'm all "Please baby, come back to me, I'm sorry about the other night, I was drinking and... well, you know how I can get." And time is all, "Naw Johnny, not this time. You've wasted me too many times before. And now that you need me you want me back? Go to hell!" And so on... Long story short, life's got me mad crazy busy.Anyway, I'm re-visiting an premise I touched on a while back, but didn't have a chance to elaborate on... so HERE WE GO! Part one of the "SHOP TILL YOU DROP DEAD" Dead Days series!! It's gonna be a 5 (or 6) parter, all big 8 panelers! Fun stuff! Basically, this is just my excuse to make fun of the ladies and the men who follow them. But tis all in good fun!
So enjoy the new funnies! I'll work on this series every chance I get, but as I've asked before, bear with me! You'll get your comics eventually dammit! Man, I gotta find a way to get paid for doing these things... Hmmm... new book maybe? Part 2 coming as soon as possible! Thanks for reading!! Later!
-John
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He'll understand soon enough...I must just be weird though,cause I'm female but I usually just grab something I think looks good and (appears) to be my size and I buy it...
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There is only one thing that's worse than shopping with females. And that is shopping with males.
*sigh*
I CAN'T FIND ANYTHING
- we just got here
WE HAVE BEEN HERE FOR FIVE MINUTES!
- here, look at this, this is nice
NO, IT'S (insert something stupid)
- this one then (holds up something he has at home, and wears with no complaining)
NO, I DON'T LIKE IT!
- I give up
I'M HUNGRY! LET'S GO EAT.
I shop by myself.
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That was brilliant! You totally get where I'm coming from in this comic! You cracked me up! Thanks!
-John
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haha I remember those days "maybe I'll have a great time" till I heard those awful words..."hold this" and "sit over there" I don't think the army could even train you for something like that
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lol, awesome as always. i love your art, and the good writing makes it much more awesomer!
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The look on the girlfriend's face in the picture is so great XD
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Oh....that poor poor guy...heheheh SUCKER!!!
I am just waiting for him to be stuck in the 'man-chair' holding the woman's purse.
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A! Ahaha! ha...
like a noose baby.
this is briliant man, I could never pull off what you do. Anyways, ever think about doing a color (forgive me if you've already done one or a few, my memory isn't the greatest and no human could possibly expect me to remember everything you do although I'm sure it'd be flatering verging on psychotic).
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ok, as long as you put in "The Man Chair" "his girlfriend calling him back to see her in some lingere and him walking into the wrong stall *enter fat old lady*
and of course him trying something on and his girlfriend going "is there enough room in the crotch" *memories of that one episode of wonder years*
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this one is sooo good!!!!!! i love your comics but this one kicks ass!!
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ha ha! I love how he holds out the framed picture (which he just so happens to have on hand), and asks if she looks crazy. hmmm, wide eyes, small pupils, wild phsycotic grin, I'd say that's a YES!
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ahaha poor fool 
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EXCUSE ME!!! girls do not try on only exotic underwear while shopping!!! what kind of psychotic boyfirend's fantasy is that?!?!?!
we try on lots of things.... like super short mini skirts and way too tight pants and see-thru shirts and realie hot dresses and sexy 5-inch high heals....
shopping isnt all about buying... its about trying on the things you know youll never be able to buy.... (and occasionally buying one of those things anyway... tehe!)
by the way... YAY new comic!!! this oughta be good...
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I am not offended by this! sure.. im a tomboy but i still spend hours shopping.. though it is fun to drag someone along, willing or otherwise..
i'll be waiting impatiently for the next one mmyup
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Ahh, I remember this. One of the last comic series I saw you doodling out in your sketchbook before we graduated. Wow, it has been awhile since you messed with this premise 
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:roflmao:
Priceless. You really should get paid for this!
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hehehe....hey man i was just wondering how you make your speech bubbles.....i know how to make them.....but how did you get that thin to thick outline?
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Oh, then you just make a little bubble arrow whatever way you see fit. I usually draw it with vectors to keep the thick and thin thing happening. Hope that helps.
-John
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can't wait to see this.
Say man do you go to any convention, wouldn't mind to meet up with ya at a con and hang.
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In the first panel, the L and the I are so close together, it looks like a U. So when I first read that sentence....O-O!
Hee hee hee!
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-John
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In the first panel, the L and the I are so close together, it looks like a U. So when I first read that sentence....O-O!
Hee hee hee!
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HAAHAHAAA! omg thats sooo true!! LOL i love this
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Veryt nice. Very nice. As I've said before, shopping with girls is bad news, even if you're not freaking going out with them.
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yeah.... i believe that. i didn't used to. but then i hit 13, and you ouldn't keep me away from the shops..... three hours for one pair of shoes... elbowing people for the perfect bra... yeah... that's about right.. poor guy. i hope he lasts the next five to six pages...
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Haha, this will be a pleasing series
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Oh, I'm fine on cash as I work fulltime at a design firm, but I'd like to earn more money doing toons you know? Anyway, thanks for the luck!
-John
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Cool, glad to hear that. I know what you saying. It's always nice to earn cash doing something you love.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
omg, this is one of the funniest i've seen from you so far ^_^
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I actually hate shopping unless it involves anything with music or entertainment.
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xD; hahahaa! i love that. i always wonder why any girl would take her poor bf shopping... i wouldn't. T_T; fresh hell, i make -myself- tired after 8 or so hours.
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great, just great. i went out with this girl once, bloody christ we must have been walking for hours!! my feet were killing me .. but it was worth it in the end
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ok, wow, if he's not holding the purse while something REALLY embarassing happens,
or if she doesn't spray him with perfume testers and lipstick samplers, i'll be disappointed!
heh heh
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Wow, her picture is on the verge of sanity. I can't tell whether she looks crazy or not!
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Another great one, I mean what guy (Besides pathetically perennial singles like myself, who will remain nameless.) hasn't gone through this before? Legends say it can break even the strongest of men! I am slightly perturbed that the least crazy looking picture of his girlfriend the guy has still looks like she's about to transform into that monster from the "Honeycombs" commercials. Keep up the great work!
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another TRIUMPH!!!
If you squint your eyes you can really misread the first cell.
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damnit, i was just thinking about writing a series of this nature... you beat me to it you bastard
In any case... the fonzy gives it ten "Aaaaaay" 's
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Genious. Panel 7 is pure gold, I just love the psychotic face she has on that picture. Can't wait to see how this develops!
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lemme guess, the next forty something pages will show him sitting with a blank stare in a shop and a voice bubble coming from somewhere outside: "How do I look in this skirt?"
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Um, I don't know whether to be offended by that comment or amazed at how well you know the way I think.
-John
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