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Published: 2003-09-15 08:05:37 +0000 UTC; Views: 5208; Favourites: 161; Downloads: 1065
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Description Hey all!

Here's a cartoon running today with a story about how gay and lesbian marriages are gonna screw with the structure of "family." How will children be affected if they are adopted by a gay couple? Will it mess em up or will they grow up normal? Hell, will it make them MORE well rounded? More understanding? Compassionate? Sensitive? Gay? Straight? I dunno. Do you? Yeah, I'll bet you do queer-y! Just kidding. I love gays. Yes... in that way... nah, I'm jokin again. I loves the ladies, but am 100% cool with homosexuals. Love peace and all kinds of harmony man! (yeah)

Anyway, as always, here's the piece I did for that. HAHA! I'm pretty proud of this if you don't mind me saying. If you're offended, you're obviously not comfortable with your gayness. Tis all in good fun people! Fun is fun!

-John
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Comments: 77

woodenpen [2010-09-27 23:00:31 +0000 UTC]

it took me such a long time to get this XD even reading your comment didn't help. So slow witted XD

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Fuiron [2010-09-19 22:07:53 +0000 UTC]

LOL
To be honest, my answer to that assertion always was "Of course he can. My mum, on the other hand..."

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somniumruina [2010-09-13 03:35:42 +0000 UTC]

hahah I love this!!

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Henaru [2010-08-31 19:52:25 +0000 UTC]

In my opinion form this work...it makes them look smarter, therefore they get better paid jobs... Though thats only how you've made it look in my opinion.

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zarhx [2010-08-27 19:21:30 +0000 UTC]

With the divorce rate how it is and with how full our orphanages are, kids need more gay couples adopting, hehe.

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The-12th-Doctor86 [2010-06-18 23:59:43 +0000 UTC]

Well just because a kid grows up with same sex parents. Does not mean they will be gay. That's what I believe. Hell, as we all know. People with straight parents end up gay I should know.

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woodenpen [2010-03-30 02:10:43 +0000 UTC]

Took me a second to realize the joke BUT AWESOME WHEN I DID

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Dragoonfliy [2009-05-26 01:03:09 +0000 UTC]

Amazing comic man.

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deaddays In reply to Dragoonfliy [2009-05-26 02:19:47 +0000 UTC]

Thanks bud! An oldie but a goodie!
-John

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Schlimazel [2008-03-09 06:59:00 +0000 UTC]

xDD This brought a tremendous grin to my face. I wish there were more people like you who are this comfortable about homosexuality to joke about it without bashing.

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Omnywrench [2008-03-06 20:22:25 +0000 UTC]

For a moment I thought this was talking about polyandry.

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kuroi-nekochan [2007-05-03 23:22:05 +0000 UTC]

Whoo! We have another straight guy on our side...and not just the lesbians' side! I can't stand guys who hate gay boys but love lesbians for our 'entertainment' quality.

So yeah, this is funny. I like it, and wish I had two moms, or perhaps two dads. Not the homophobes that my actual parents are...

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The-12th-Doctor86 In reply to kuroi-nekochan [2010-06-19 00:03:26 +0000 UTC]

Oh I can't stand that. They say gays are sick and disgusting, but once they see two gay women. It's all. Hell yeah, look at that. I'd love to get with them...

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j9y [2007-03-10 06:55:05 +0000 UTC]

:rolf:

Having a normal family is over-rated. Ask mine!

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ShadowedWreath [2007-02-21 20:10:04 +0000 UTC]

Oh ma gawsh. xD This comic rocks.

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Taigan [2006-12-24 14:32:35 +0000 UTC]

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DBZMerciter2005 [2006-04-13 02:30:03 +0000 UTC]

Hilarious. I can't wait to show it to my male gay friend!

...what if it was two moms? Would it be a catfight? LOL

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SpringyNinja [2004-10-02 13:01:53 +0000 UTC]

Amusing, and provocative!
Impressive!

I'll be entirely honest. I'm neither here no there on the issue.
I can see the argument for, as well as against. At the end of the day, all parents take a gamble in raising their children, be they hetero, or homo sexual.

I'm sure two men, or two women have just as much chance of screwing up their children as anyone else.

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kumochan [2004-03-30 03:20:53 +0000 UTC]

*grin* Perfectly comfortable with my gayness. Just to comment on how kids raised by gays might turn out....well, at least we won't bullshit them about coming out if they turn out gay, too, huh? ~_^ Love this comic...

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Tinu [2004-01-12 18:30:20 +0000 UTC]

funny

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noriko-chan-chan [2003-11-16 01:33:22 +0000 UTC]

insanely creative and waaay too true...

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faranth514 [2003-11-15 10:59:37 +0000 UTC]

this is the funniest thing i have seen/read/come into contact with EVER. you had me on the FLOOR
thanks for brightening up my day! it's been pretty shitty so far... but now i can go to bed laughing. hee~!

*snickers* +fav, of course.

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princendymion [2003-11-12 04:22:55 +0000 UTC]

you made me laugh out loud, literally, none of that lol crap.

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adamguest1985 [2003-11-03 11:47:44 +0000 UTC]

roflmao!

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souljahsstory [2003-10-03 10:09:25 +0000 UTC]

heheh dude am gonna have to put u on dev watch

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reason-baltrot [2003-10-01 21:20:30 +0000 UTC]

he he funny!

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mishmash [2003-09-23 00:17:32 +0000 UTC]

oh and +fav

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mishmash [2003-09-23 00:16:22 +0000 UTC]


I just came back to your gallery to have a look through.
All I can say as with all of your comics is that it's amazing again. The artwork is bang on (though, in my fuzzy-headed state I thought his lunchbox was a prosthetic leg of some kind :\), and the humour is, again, the kind to make me snort so much I swallow snot.

Apart from the funny taste - always a pleasure.

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karmaslave15 [2003-09-21 23:06:39 +0000 UTC]

AMEN!

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cgaussie [2003-09-21 08:31:08 +0000 UTC]

Now THAT is very well handled. I loves it!

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skantfa [2003-09-20 19:28:58 +0000 UTC]

LMFAO {stops foot and hits table repeadely} crap knew I shouldn't have bought that twinky....nothing good could have come from it...anyways that's great..

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mkiacwn [2003-09-20 00:42:54 +0000 UTC]

Lmao. Good work. It was funny, and to the point. ^___^

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pokemonica [2003-09-20 00:09:41 +0000 UTC]

Hey--I thought that this was a good comic to go with the article, even though I didn't agree with the author. The person in the feed-back section of the Collegian was being a butt by dragging the cartoon into it. I know a lot of gay people who would have found your cartoon to be at least mildly humorous! Great work as always, John!

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kaian [2003-09-18 02:32:19 +0000 UTC]

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!! Nice. Funny, too. One of my friends has 2 moms - he'll think this comic is great, too!!!
Again: I absolutely LOVE your style!

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ciircle [2003-09-17 01:30:20 +0000 UTC]

yeah, my uncle is gay, and him and his pardner have adopted a kid. he's 15 and straight as a whistle. good kid to, with good morales... and damn is he good with the little 15 year old girls

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vchanhappylurker [2003-09-16 23:13:48 +0000 UTC]

Somehow, this makes me wonder what would happen if I had two moms like my real one... Very cool comic. :grin:

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superkev [2003-09-16 21:45:25 +0000 UTC]

HAH! How Canadian! I love it. It makes me really sad to hear all these morons on the news talking about how gay marriages are going to ruin the family structure and the country and cause Armageddon and so forth. How ridiculous! Live and let live. That's my motto. BTW, I wouldn't say I love gays because I know a couple of gay guys who are complete dicks. But, I know some really nice ones too. So it's not really a matter of what sexual team you play for, but your general sense of sportsmanship that matters most.

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tetsuogz [2003-09-16 05:59:13 +0000 UTC]

Dah! If both parents take proper care of their kids they should grow up fine. All depends on how ell they take care of them. Hell, we have kids who wind up fucked by thier heterosexual parents. Has nothing to do with thier perference, just the fact they shouldn't of had children in the first place if they couldn't take care of them.

Funny comic tho. Might not be such a bad thing to have two butch dads to kick the asses of those kids that piss you off.

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nehdeen [2003-09-16 04:33:54 +0000 UTC]

I love the joke. Nice job!

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bloodyrosepetals [2003-09-16 02:53:11 +0000 UTC]

ha.. this rocks. i love it!
i can soooo see this happening in real life

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koosh-llama [2003-09-16 02:42:21 +0000 UTC]

hi-larity! and an interesting subject too. it really is difficult to say, especially because of the type of society these kids would be growing up in.
nicely done

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cheeks-74 [2003-09-15 23:02:14 +0000 UTC]

too funny!

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sexypenguin [2003-09-15 21:56:24 +0000 UTC]

this is SO great. i love the ubermasculine yet refined gay couples

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fig13 [2003-09-15 19:51:54 +0000 UTC]

"This is my dad and this is my other dad!" "Which one is your REAL dad?" "I have no idea!"

Great comic.

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happienoodleboy [2003-09-15 19:32:29 +0000 UTC]

fun IS fun

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candybeyatch [2003-09-15 19:22:46 +0000 UTC]

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tangledweb [2003-09-15 19:11:00 +0000 UTC]

Brilliant job with the commentary, it's as good as the policital cartoons I get on Slate.

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insanitycomics [2003-09-15 19:04:47 +0000 UTC]

heheh. nice job. Nice joke. I'd personally hate to grow up in a gay family, though. That would be so GAY!

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midgetman [2003-09-15 18:40:21 +0000 UTC]

Haha great job, the bully reminds me of moe from calvin and hobbes

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rock2go [2003-09-15 18:38:29 +0000 UTC]

Ha!! I like it great job deadends, yet again another one arises from the rest.

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