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Published: 2005-01-23 19:04:26 +0000 UTC; Views: 2334; Favourites: 19; Downloads: 1606
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Description Hey all!
THREE... TWO... ONE... DEAD DAYS!!
Let's get this party started bitches. It's that time again! I've just finished up with the 2 week bender I started when I finished my last Dead Days series, have cleaned up, shaven and am ready to take one a brand new series... like THIS ONE!
Yes dear friends, it's the all new "Drug Testing" DEAD DAYS series!!! I mean, I don't like to build anything up too much, but I can honestly say that after you read this series, you'll be a para-, or possibly quadra-, peligic for anywhere from 3 to 4 days. It's THAT good. But like I said, I hate building stuff up.
So we're off with our friend here who is on the road to a career testing potentially dangerous drug side-effects. Will this be the gig he's been looking for? HEY! DON'T ASSUME! You might be surprised! Or you'll probably guess 100% correctly. That's why it's called "gambling."
Thanks for reading y'all! I appreciate every second you spend with my comic! Oh, and I don't REALLY think you're bitches. I was just fooling around you dorks (Yes, I do believe you're dorks). BYE!
-John
P.S. Dead Days shwaggg (everyone's using that work, so HEY, what the hell, right?) avaliable here! Go! Go! [link]
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Comments: 37

kamethehermit [2009-10-15 16:30:21 +0000 UTC]

Dude this is really good, you got yourself another fan

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OhlookitsMatty [2005-07-21 23:02:57 +0000 UTC]

you just want to keep readin the rest of them *off he goes*

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OhlookitsMatty [2005-07-21 23:01:59 +0000 UTC]

you just want to keep readin the rest of them *off he goes*

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Rickitte [2005-02-02 03:50:09 +0000 UTC]

heeehee~~ I wonder how anyone live on a lamonade stand.... He either have very a very good girlfriend, or very supportive family! ;D

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balinlesavage [2005-02-01 16:14:07 +0000 UTC]

Your description is funny. I really like the posture and energy of the last frame.

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hanuman [2005-01-26 07:40:24 +0000 UTC]

Damn funny!!! I look forward to reading this comic. Thank you for your humorous view.

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ricey [2005-01-26 03:32:33 +0000 UTC]

oh man... this could get ugly!

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phishy [2005-01-24 17:18:29 +0000 UTC]

this can only be funny. or maybe you'll go all traumatic on our unsuspecting asses with overdoses and dead babies walking on the ceiling and shit like that.

dont you dare.

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edfanmh [2005-01-24 15:17:42 +0000 UTC]

Drug testing. A good and hillarious thing to do. +Fav

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KantQontrolMyself [2005-01-24 05:25:53 +0000 UTC]

Haha, he was selling Sprite as lemonade! Genius I say . Holy hell, this sounds like it's gonna be a very awesome series . Great job on setting the potential .

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djairin [2005-01-24 04:45:13 +0000 UTC]

hahahahaha, hope to see the rest of the series.

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TheAndy [2005-01-24 03:28:40 +0000 UTC]

This has got SO much potential, I may just pee my pants waiting for it.

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Loveforspikeandxande [2005-01-24 01:53:56 +0000 UTC]

I love it! Can't wait to see where this one goes, though I have the feeling I may hurt myself laughing XD Any ideas on when your next book will be coming out?

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deaddays In reply to Loveforspikeandxande [2005-01-24 08:23:31 +0000 UTC]

Yeah yeah man! The next book will come out JUST AS SOON AS I FINISH THIS DRUG TESTING SERIES! Not only that, but everyone who orders online will get small special gift! Yeah, I said it!
-John

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Loveforspikeandxande In reply to deaddays [2005-01-25 03:19:18 +0000 UTC]

Awwwwwwwsome XD Can I pre-order and how much is it gonna be? *is all excited like*

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deaddays In reply to Loveforspikeandxande [2005-01-25 15:46:16 +0000 UTC]

While you can't pre-order yet, I suspect the book will run anywhere between 2 and 3 bucks + shipping. Pretty sweet eh?
-John

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Loveforspikeandxande In reply to deaddays [2005-01-27 05:10:48 +0000 UTC]

Extremely sweet. I shall be buying one as soon as I can. Count on it X3

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Askhari [2005-01-24 01:31:48 +0000 UTC]

wahaha thats superb!
you know, at my school theres a boom of drug testing at the moment, after an "incident" with marihuana there has been a radical wave of testing any suspicious students, so this series is going to be great fun to read +++

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kchan [2005-01-24 01:01:07 +0000 UTC]

The looks on their faces in the last part...is just priceless. XD

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happienoodleboy [2005-01-24 00:19:29 +0000 UTC]

heh heh, i have partaken of the shhwaag! And I would recomend it to anyone!

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unfunnies [2005-01-23 23:20:19 +0000 UTC]

Man Oh man, this is going to be great. This one already is. You rule, Mr. Rios!

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silverauraangel [2005-01-23 22:52:49 +0000 UTC]

God... this needs to be a cartoon on some latenight TV channel... I would watch it all the freaking time.

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danimation2001 [2005-01-23 22:20:51 +0000 UTC]

yep,. that's right up his ally.

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hic-et-ubique [2005-01-23 21:03:19 +0000 UTC]

haha. your funnies make me weep.

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sensi226 [2005-01-23 20:50:15 +0000 UTC]

oh! you just know this one's gonna be good!
i guess i always assumed that your characters had already partisipated in dangerous side-effect drug testing but i will be on the edge of my seat waiting to see how this one unfolds.

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rocketgal [2005-01-23 20:43:16 +0000 UTC]

if you ever stop making these....i fear i may cry

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FishBeet [2005-01-23 20:17:03 +0000 UTC]

LMAO! That is the funniest one ive seen so far! I love all of them, theyre like demented characters that couldnt be aired on the Simpsons... or something dumb like that. Anyhow, it made me and my roomate laugh out loud. Much like this, only not in text, but phonetically: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. etc.

*breakdance +fav*

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FishBeet [2005-01-23 20:16:59 +0000 UTC]

LMAO! That is the funniest one ive seen so far! I love all of them, theyre like demented characters that couldnt be aired on the Simpsons... or something dumb like that. Anyhow, it made me and my roomate laugh out loud. Much like this, only not in text, but phonetically: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. etc.

*breakdance +fav*

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molerat87 [2005-01-23 19:59:04 +0000 UTC]

any pointers, im tryin to make my own set of panel comics, i have the characters and the setting, im having trouble coming up with scripts, how do you come up with such entertaing scripts?

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westwardcloud [2005-01-23 19:52:06 +0000 UTC]

LOL oh hell yes

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gangyzgirl [2005-01-23 19:47:11 +0000 UTC]

Truely the sign of a male desperate for money

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punkie078 [2005-01-23 19:33:21 +0000 UTC]

specialized talents indeed. hehe lemonade stand. where do you get this stuff?

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AcheronHades [2005-01-23 19:30:41 +0000 UTC]

XD Cool.

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Drumboy [2005-01-23 19:22:45 +0000 UTC]

I can't wait till find out where this goes.........then again, being quadrapeligic would kinda be a problem...

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subsequentzero [2005-01-23 19:14:26 +0000 UTC]

Ahaha.

Can't wait to see how this one turns out.

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mustang-chase [2005-01-23 19:11:39 +0000 UTC]

hahahahah is there anything that these guys WON'T do! >.<

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orphen [2005-01-23 19:08:46 +0000 UTC]

oooooo what a starter. cant wait to see more from that series

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