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Published: 2005-10-20 21:26:21 +0000 UTC; Views: 1489; Favourites: 16; Downloads: 1017
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And awwaaaaaay we go... OH DEAR LORD!Actually, I thought I'd start it off with one of the BETTER of the 5 (believe it or not), yep, THIS little gem about... um... spitting.
Created in late 2001 or early 2002, I guess I was learning the mechanics of, you know, drawing well, and you know, being funny. I dunno WHY exactly I didn't release this one because as I remember, I thought it was the greatest joke known to humans when I drew it. I guess it was the 2nd ACTION PANEL that did it. Or maybe it was all the spit on the guy in the last panel, dunno. Point is that- OH MY GAWWD! THEY HAVE 5 FINGERS!!! FIVE FINGERSSS!!! Jesus, what was I thinking 5 fingers? I musta been on GOOFBALLS or something back then. I mean, 5 fingers. Good lord.
Right now you're probably asking yourself, WHO THE HELL ARE THESE PEOPLE? Well if you recall, our heroes didn't become official till the Making a Band series. Before that there was no cast of characters. They were just different everyday people each comic. Weird huh.
Anyhoo, this one's never been printed anywheres and is being revealed here today. Enjoy it's inferiority. The art's not great, it's not that funny, and yes folks, it's an official Dead Days reject. Bless your heart for reading. Beware, part 3 is coming soon. They get worse.
-John
P.S. Gotta love them halftone dots.
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Comments: 58
The style does seem a bit...off, but I really thought the strip was funny. Reminds me of my alamater's resident poet/English professor. The first five rows will get wet...and not in a good way.
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I thought up this joke yesterday.
I thought I was a genius.
So what? I'm not good enough for you now? You think I'm lame? YOU WANNA SPLIT?
We're through, man
You've changed.
...
Ah, I'm just cranking your horse, I can't read, so I have no idea what's going on.
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i dont think is that baaaaaaaad... and the style looks refreshing 
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OMG I got a little laugh outta it XDD I loved the panel with the spit flying towards his forehead and he's like ". . ."
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Wow, well, it's definetely DIFFERENT 
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MY EYES!
thats just like reading those old old penny arcades.
why are you doing this to us john? we all thought you were perfect, without a single flaw...and now this?
you were my rock john. my world dosent make any sense now.
THANKS ALOT.
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Go find yourself a new Messiah kid, I'm all washed up.
-John
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okay, okay. Ill let the stupidity of the comic slide, because you made the description a little fuinnier than usual. But BE AWARES, JOHN RIOS...GOD IS UNHAPPY WITH YOUR REJECTS. Or so he told me. Last night. At the bar.
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Keep 'em rolling if they're all like this :3 lol
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I remember seeing this one online... classic.
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I bet I do, but now I can't find it in your Side7 gallery.
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It reminds me of the first simpsons. Same scruffy-ness. Me yelling: "your almost there!!!!" The occasional thoughts about teeth
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yowzers.
i think i'll be visiting your gallery a lot during this series.. you know.. just to balance things out ._.
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Waaahaha. I appreciate that! Now that's thinking ahead!
-John
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Hahaha! The tiny spitwad in panel two is what sells this for me XD
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Well, sometimes they have 4 fingers, just not all the time...
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Oh, Johnny-boy. That was... Wow. š: 0 ā©: 0
Although, its pretty true. I have to sit in the front row (Or I can neeever seee) and my professors or either spit on me or step on my feet.
How do I be so short?
...Heck, I'm taller than you.
haha, I actually like it. weird drawing style.
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taking into consideration your humor before compared to that of your recent outputs...
*drum roll*
is different. hahahaha.
still, i prefer your humor now. good thing.
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MY EYES!!!!! GOOD LORD IT BURNS LIKE A CONDOM SMEARED INSIDE WITH VAPOUR RUB.....AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH.
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One a scale of 1-10, that comment gets a ROFL.
-John
P.S. Hahha, Roffle.
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Hahahahaha! awsome! disgusting! and sadly True! 
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they got camels lecturing now huh
heh, this one is funny. it's interesting to see the evolution of your style too
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Spit jokes never get old. If this is a reject I can't wait to see the good stuff.
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I think its a lot funnier than you admit but I have to say that I had the weirdest of all teachers. So maybe Im not the right to judge.
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man i had a history teacher who was exactly like that, plus he had horrible teeth and even worse breath. people ran outta that classroom
cool comic
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In all honosty its not all that bad. Good work. Your ego and reputation are still safe
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hehe... so true. so so true. dunno WHY this was a reject... it rules.
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haha, this is actually funny, though i have an odd sense of humor so who knows if it really is, don't let me judge these things! lol. but indeed Iām happy I got to read it, it gave me a laugh.
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Gah, funny and true. Why a reject? It's pretty brilliant.
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Maybe if you re-draw it in your current style...
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I love the look on the guy's face when the spit is hurtling towards his forhead. XD I love it
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You shouldn't have "rejected" this one, very funny if you ask me.
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