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So, do you know why a raven is like a writing desk? Ozzy grinned, showing his intimidating rows of white teeth. His companion, a small, green-and-yellow cat that sat atop the lab experiment's head, sighed and rolled its eyes at Ozzy's question. "No. No, Ozzy, I don't," he answered, hopping down from Ozzy's head and placing himself in front of the wormdog. I see.
The cat frowned, then sighed. "So, Ozzy, why is a raven like a writing desk?" he asked, clearly not really interested in whatever the wormdog would answer. Well, I was hoping you could tell me.
Face met paw as the cat realised that his friend had just been joking around. "Surely-- hey, look!" he cut himself off as he noticed something in the sky. Where? The wormdog put up a confused expression on his face. Not that he had much of a face, really.
"Up there, you giant doofus!" the cat snarled and pointed an annoyed paw at the sky.
I only have heat vision, Cat… Ozzy sighed, but looked up anyway, being the curious wormdog that he was. Oh, Proton… The wormdog swore as he sensed the opening portal in the sky.
"Exactly," the cat said in an arrogant tone and mumbled something about blind imbeciles. "Also, I think you should get away, Ozzy," he remarked as he noticed the wormdog was being drawn into the air and towards the portal. You're kidding. I think I noticed it myself, Cat.
"Well, do something about it, then," the cat growled. Do whaaaaaa-- The wormdog howled as he got sucked into the portal and away from his home world.

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So, do you know why a raven is like a writing desk? Ozzy grinned, showing his intimidating rows of white teeth. His companion, a small, green-and-yellow cat that sat atop the lab experiment's head, sighed and rolled its eyes at Ozzy's question. "No. No, Ozzy, I don't," he answered, hopping down from Ozzy's head and placing himself in front of the wormdog. I see.
The cat frowned, then sighed. "So, Ozzy, why is a raven like a writing desk?" he asked, clearly not really interested in whatever the wormdog would answer. Well, I was hoping you could tell me.
Face met paw as the cat realised that his friend had just been joking around. "Surely-- hey, look!" he cut himself off as he noticed something in the sky. Where? The wormdog put up a confused expression on his face. Not that he had much of a face, really.
"Up there, you giant doofus!" the cat snarled and pointed an annoyed paw at the sky.
I only have heat vision, Cat… Ozzy sighed, but looked up anyway, being the curious wormdog that he was. Oh, Proton… The wormdog swore as he sensed the opening portal in the sky.
"Exactly," the cat said in an arrogant tone and mumbled something about blind imbeciles. "Also, I think you should get away, Ozzy," he remarked as he noticed the wormdog was being drawn into the air and towards the portal. You're kidding. I think I noticed it myself, Cat.
"Well, do something about it, then," the cat growled. Do whaaaaaa-- The wormdog howled as he got sucked into the portal and away from his home world.