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Texting My Frienemy.

WARNING: Do not read if you have not seen The Reichenbach Fall yet. I also suggest that you watch it NOW.

Booooored...
- Received at 6:48pm from Anonymous

Do you realise how boring you can be at times? Take right now for instance...
- Received at 6:50pm from Anonymous

Are you just going to ignore me?
- Received at 6:55pm from Anonymous

I know you're not dead. You can't fool me.
- Received at 6:59pm from Anonymous

Who is this? How did you get this number?

SH
- Sent at 7:01pm by Sherlock

Do you really need to ask me that?
- Received at 7:02pm from Anonymous

You're not him. I know what I saw.

SH
- Sent at 7:03pm by Sherlock

Do you now? What exactly did you see then?

P.S. Stop writing your initials at the bottom of your text messages. I know who you are. There's no need to advertise it with every text message you send me.
- Received at 7:05pm from Anonymous

James Moriarty pulled out a gun from his jacket and shot himself in the head. He is dead and you sir, are an imposter.
- Sent at 7:07pm by Sherlock

Am I really? Well, if you don't believe me, look to your left.
- Received at 7:08pm from Anonymous

What am I looking for?
- Sent at 7:09pm by Sherlock

Just look. Your mind's become so lazy and uncooperative since your death. I'm beginning to wonder if this is really worth it.
- Received at 7:11pm from Anonymous

Hellooo!
- Received at 7:15pm from Anonymous

You're tricking me. Moriarty is dead.
- Sent at 7:32pm by Sherlock

And yet you just saw him waving to you from the bar and fleeing out of the back door. He's very lively for a dead man isn't he?
- Received at 7:34pm from Anonymous

That man was not him.
- Sent at 7:35pm by Sherlock

Well, you certainly put up a good chase for someone so disbelieving. I nearly fell down the stairs and knocked over three people. XD
- Received at 7:36pm from Anonymous

You are not Moriarty!
- Sent at 7:38pm by Sherlock

Are you sure?
- Received at 7:39pm from Anonymous

Yes.
- Sent at 7:41pm by Sherlock

I didn't realise how close that place was to Baker Street. John's home. Maybe I should say hello... It's only manners after all.
- Received at 7:43pm from Anonymous

Stay away from him. He's not involved anymore.
- Sent at 7:44pm by Sherlock

Oh! I'm sorry! I didn't realise that we were playing by your rules. I thought it was every man for himself.
- Received at 7:46pm from Anonymous

He's not important to you.
- Sent at 7:47pm by Sherlock

Oh isn't he? Dear me Sherlock! You've gotten quite a god complex going on there haven't you?
- Received at 7:49pm from Anonymous

Just leave him alone. It's me you want.
- Sent at 7:50pm by Sherlock

He's important to you. Therefore, he's important to me. Anyway, I'm already walking through the door. I promise to say hi for you.

P.S. Putting my phone on silent. I don't want John hearing my ringtone and freaking out before I can actually see his face.
- Received at 7:52pm from Anonymous

Stop! Wait!
- Sent at 7:53pm by Sherlock

That was fantastic! John didn't seem too pleased that you'd just burst into his life after three years and announced that he was in mortal danger from a dead man. I swear, I almost died of laughter seeing him throttle you to the ground like that. I never thought Johnny-boy had it in him.
- Received at 9:13pm from Anonymous

You never entered the building did you?
- Sent at 9:15pm by Sherlock

Of course not! It was much more fun watching the both of you squabble from across the road. Don't even bother searching. I'm not there anymore.
- Received at 9:17pm from Anonymous

You said Johnny-boy.
- Sent at 9:19pm by Sherlock

So?
- Received at 9:20pm from Anonymous

To my knowledge, only one person has ever called John by that name.
- Sent at 9:22pm by Sherlock

Want to play another game?
- Received at 9:23pm from Anonymous

Always.
- Sent at 9:24pm by Sherlock

:) (Smile) — Description
Texting My Frienemy.

WARNING: Do not read if you have not seen The Reichenbach Fall yet. I also suggest that you watch it NOW.

Booooored...
- Received at 6:48pm from Anonymous

Do you realise how boring you can be at times? Take right now for instance...
- Received at 6:50pm from Anonymous

Are you just going to ignore me?
- Received at 6:55pm from Anonymous

I know you're not dead. You can't fool me.
- Received at 6:59pm from Anonymous

Who is this? How did you get this number?

SH
- Sent at 7:01pm by Sherlock

Do you really need to ask me that?
- Received at 7:02pm from Anonymous

You're not him. I know what I saw.

SH
- Sent at 7:03pm by Sherlock

Do you now? What exactly did you see then?

P.S. Stop writing your initials at the bottom of your text messages. I know who you are. There's no need to advertise it with every text message you send me.
- Received at 7:05pm from Anonymous

James Moriarty pulled out a gun from his jacket and shot himself in the head. He is dead and you sir, are an imposter.
- Sent at 7:07pm by Sherlock

Am I really? Well, if you don't believe me, look to your left.
- Received at 7:08pm from Anonymous

What am I looking for?
- Sent at 7:09pm by Sherlock

Just look. Your mind's become so lazy and uncooperative since your death. I'm beginning to wonder if this is really worth it.
- Received at 7:11pm from Anonymous

Hellooo!
- Received at 7:15pm from Anonymous

You're tricking me. Moriarty is dead.
- Sent at 7:32pm by Sherlock

And yet you just saw him waving to you from the bar and fleeing out of the back door. He's very lively for a dead man isn't he?
- Received at 7:34pm from Anonymous

That man was not him.
- Sent at 7:35pm by Sherlock

Well, you certainly put up a good chase for someone so disbelieving. I nearly fell down the stairs and knocked over three people. XD
- Received at 7:36pm from Anonymous

You are not Moriarty!
- Sent at 7:38pm by Sherlock

Are you sure?
- Received at 7:39pm from Anonymous

Yes.
- Sent at 7:41pm by Sherlock

I didn't realise how close that place was to Baker Street. John's home. Maybe I should say hello... It's only manners after all.
- Received at 7:43pm from Anonymous

Stay away from him. He's not involved anymore.
- Sent at 7:44pm by Sherlock

Oh! I'm sorry! I didn't realise that we were playing by your rules. I thought it was every man for himself.
- Received at 7:46pm from Anonymous

He's not important to you.
- Sent at 7:47pm by Sherlock

Oh isn't he? Dear me Sherlock! You've gotten quite a god complex going on there haven't you?
- Received at 7:49pm from Anonymous

Just leave him alone. It's me you want.
- Sent at 7:50pm by Sherlock

He's important to you. Therefore, he's important to me. Anyway, I'm already walking through the door. I promise to say hi for you.

P.S. Putting my phone on silent. I don't want John hearing my ringtone and freaking out before I can actually see his face.
- Received at 7:52pm from Anonymous

Stop! Wait!
- Sent at 7:53pm by Sherlock

That was fantastic! John didn't seem too pleased that you'd just burst into his life after three years and announced that he was in mortal danger from a dead man. I swear, I almost died of laughter seeing him throttle you to the ground like that. I never thought Johnny-boy had it in him.
- Received at 9:13pm from Anonymous

You never entered the building did you?
- Sent at 9:15pm by Sherlock

Of course not! It was much more fun watching the both of you squabble from across the road. Don't even bother searching. I'm not there anymore.
- Received at 9:17pm from Anonymous

You said Johnny-boy.
- Sent at 9:19pm by Sherlock

So?
- Received at 9:20pm from Anonymous

To my knowledge, only one person has ever called John by that name.
- Sent at 9:22pm by Sherlock

Want to play another game?
- Received at 9:23pm from Anonymous

Always.
- Sent at 9:24pm by Sherlock