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Published: 2018-05-08 09:40:35 +0000 UTC; Views: 4491; Favourites: 58; Downloads: 37
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Just something silly that popped into my head. Kanyiko has a thing for seals, see. I'd left it at that but I was a bit encouraged by Naughty_b_Nature to draw and upload it.Looking at it now, I think Kanyiko would make a really good villain! :3
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Yeah, Kanyiko might make a good villain, but the SEAL !!
Now the seal would be the pure evil here !
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Heh! The seal behind the throne... X3
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Well, I guess this one is the seal in *front* of the throne, but yes, it's the grand puppeteer!
Also, SEAL troops just took another meaning.
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And to think that the REAL evil mastermind in this pic is lying on his human´s lap getting all the attention Hiss Evil Lazyness needs...
Should I stroke you behind your cute little kitteh ears as well, Fredrik? Or do you prefer my relaxing neck massage instead?
Your Ratty Minion can do that without bothering both human and seal...
Oh, and eh, you could take a look at this: Hiss Evil Master Lazy cat (WIP Doodle) Little tip: Keep your Minion happy or that neck massage could get worse...
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By the way, have you considered joining Mr. Bigglesworth’s Hairclub?
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The Villain from “Tango and Cash” has a pet bald rat he caressed while waxing evil rhetoric. I could never decide if that crazy fun film technically was a parody or not. Borderline? Could it have inspired Austin Powers as well as the Bond villain?
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I have trouble imagining anyone but another Italian IN ITALIAN being able to do Stallone justice. The Villain, played by Volodymyr Palahniuk, (who picked up a permanent southern accent at college in South Carolina in spite of being raised by Ukrainian Parents in Pennsylvania {same mining community as Andy Warhola’s family}), was always a particular distinctive character, peculiarly typecast as either a heroic cowboy (of any era) or a villain (usually in the modern era) whenever he wasn’t a cowboy.
That one actor with the massive jaw that’s best known for “Maniac Cop” campy horror films has a henchman role. HILARIOUS riff on that in the film at one point.😂
It and “Big Trouble in Little China” and “Tremors” are some of those 80s guy films that just can’t fail.
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That fluffy thing in the lap there is so not my avatar! Although I can understand if you see a resemblance as ALL cats are furry little demons.
TOUCH me and I'll stare at you until your soul bleedssssss..! See? Typical lazy evil cat behavior. Can't even be bothered to scratch your face. ;3
Image checked and commented.
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I know ONE cat who is a furry little demon. And the lazy creep is LOOKING at me, Brrrr. Better send him the same message...
Please check on them, Mister Lazy Evil Cat. Typical Minion behavior: Up to no good again, he "might" come by and tickle not only your m(o)use.
I doubt if you´re lazy enough to endure that fluffy treat(ment) ;D
Thank you very much. Noted.
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Could be a fun plot for a comic! But this will remain a spoof. I got enough comic concept in the freezer already...
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we have so many... almost my entire gallery is taht proyects and concept for more and more
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Reminds me of the villain is Furfighters, where he was a white cat stroking a tiny little human.
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Heh! I actually have a very faint recollection of that bit. I'm pretty sure I played the game but also sure I never finished it.
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Order your doomsday device today and get a free seal! X3
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YOU´VE DONE IT! Whóohóo, sealed and approved!
Now let´s go for the Dr. Evil and Mini-Me version as well: Kanyiko style...
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Naughty inspiration is still inspiration. ;3
And I do believe Professor Blofeld will have to grade his student first before letting him off to learn from other masters.
Will Kanyiko past the test..? Will he become a certified villain? Is he even main villain material..? Only time will tell...time and lots and lots of seals. ;3
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Naughty inspiration is also the best kind of inspiration.
Oh yeah? Well, he already earned 3 grades in villainy:
1- He persuaded his OC Pumori to steal the seal cub
2- The cub was taken away from it´s Mommy
3- And taken out of it´s natural environment
- And... *looks up alarmed* "And now he sends Pumori over here to bite mééee... Bad Pumori! Bad... Don´t bite!" (Where´s that ruddy seal when you need it)
The answer to that question flashes through my mind: Who will graduate first? Kanyiko or his beloved seal?
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That's not a seal! That's famous Bond movie villain Ernst Stavro Blofeld, and...OH! You meant the actual seal cub there...uhm...Thanks! :3
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I don't need your catnip! I got chocolate!
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Chocolate laden catnip...
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Cheers! I think he looks the part. Secret agents will be flocking around his secret volcano underwater moon base in no-time!
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I forsee a lot of traps rigged so that he can simply push things over an edge down upon the sneaky mice that try to infiltrate his lair.
And a headmounted laser for his seal! Every good villain needs an at least sortof aquatic animal with a headlaser.
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Both avatar and emo look like "Whaaa..." Petrified.
You don´t mind when I give Fredrik his well deserved catnip(*), eh?
(* You can also swap it against that huge chunk of chocolate that was left over after Easter)
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...and the world was never the same again...
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Actually (because my penny dropped belatedly) - my old avy was one of my old OC's, namely Kyuya the Tigress.
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... who is now complaining as to why she's been replaced, and why she's all of a sudden been made into a villain... T_T
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