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Published: 2018-01-05 17:40:28 +0000 UTC; Views: 14067; Favourites: 145; Downloads: 83
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Original Description: A very rare monster, this one, for quite obvious reasons. It’s not suicidal, it just seems to appear where it least wants to be. This is a joke based on the role-playing game Dungeons & Dragons and it’s a parody on a monster called a “Displacer Beast”.NOTES: Poor beast is evidently a victim of a pun curse. Now, let's play SPOT THE CAMEOS!
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MetalicSoul [2024-01-17 22:07:17 +0000 UTC]
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MiriOhki [2022-07-07 20:42:57 +0000 UTC]
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cullyferg2010 [2020-03-24 05:10:53 +0000 UTC]
At least there's no rocking chairs about. Reminds me of the time my assassin was sent to a paladin's castle to ask for help in a tight situation with his party members. I had to talk fast to keep from getting to be a pincushion by the guards and hacked to pieces by the paladin and his wife.
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Inveck-the-dragon [2019-03-13 00:53:03 +0000 UTC]
the knight from doraleous and associates from youtube is in there, all the way at the back right
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Mavraster [2018-04-05 02:03:49 +0000 UTC]
I keep thinking of the poor wee beastie sounding like Kurt Wagner (Nightcrawler), and suddenly 'bamfing' out!
I loved this when you first showed it on Elfwood, and I'm glad you brought it with you!
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DerangedMeowMeow In reply to Sasta-Koogrr [2018-02-21 10:51:00 +0000 UTC]
Heh! Like the knew the guy. "Hey! That's cat that just popped up in our temple during one of our most holy once in a hundred years ceremonies and totally defiled and wrecked the whole thing!"
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MercenaryX [2018-01-13 02:57:49 +0000 UTC]
He just needs to act cute and get the girls to rub his belly and they will protect him just for the cat vids.
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DerangedMeowMeow In reply to MercenaryX [2018-02-21 10:48:44 +0000 UTC]
HA! That'd be quite the plot twist. X3
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Mavraster In reply to DerangedMeowMeow [2018-04-05 02:04:38 +0000 UTC]
Yes, please, do this. You've done some excellent twists on classic stories.
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DerangedMeowMeow In reply to caldaq [2018-02-21 10:48:10 +0000 UTC]
Heh! An optional and quite accurate family-friendly word of the beast's reaction. :3
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Pablo-Tenax [2018-01-06 13:12:33 +0000 UTC]
I see Bard managed to find a way to get "Involved" with the Paladins ;3
I think that might be an Ultrasmurf and Paladin Dredd in the back too xD
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DerangedMeowMeow In reply to Pablo-Tenax [2018-02-21 10:46:12 +0000 UTC]
Yes, the Bard is one of two cameos. Ultrasmurf..? It's the massive shoulder-pads, ain't it? I think "Dredd" is the other cameo, a knight from an old animated D&D parody, a YouTube series, I think. Have plain forgotten all the names now. Man, I'm getting old! X3
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DerangedMeowMeow In reply to MensjeDeZeemeermin [2018-02-21 10:34:07 +0000 UTC]
HA! I see what you did there. Very clever! :3
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MercenaryX In reply to MensjeDeZeemeermin [2018-01-13 02:28:30 +0000 UTC]
Nonless he starts rolling on his back and starts making his belly present to the cutest girls to Do a belly rub and act incredibly cute.
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LovgrenO [2018-01-05 18:40:50 +0000 UTC]
They should throw the bard at the beast and see what happens.
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DerangedMeowMeow In reply to LovgrenO [2018-02-21 10:33:40 +0000 UTC]
Heh! If so the Bard would just end up on top of the beast, going: "That's not how it works!", then both would vanish in a puff of smoke and end up who knows where. X3
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LovgrenO In reply to DerangedMeowMeow [2018-02-21 12:09:49 +0000 UTC]
No matter where they end up we know what the result will eventualy be.
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