HOME | DD

derffie — Santized Sam

Published: 2006-07-11 22:03:07 +0000 UTC; Views: 804; Favourites: 15; Downloads: 32
Redirect to original
Description A citizen, like you or I,
But with a urge to question why,
This is a dangerous path to take,
with this society controled to brake,
he was carted off to a brand new home,
and a large saw went through his cranial dome,
Now he just dribbles, and stares into space,
If only he'd kept that question from leaving his face.......
Related content
Comments: 96

derffie In reply to ??? [2006-07-13 19:16:10 +0000 UTC]

My writing is'nt that good! but you are very kind to say all the same! thank you!

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

mbev [2006-07-12 14:50:12 +0000 UTC]

I will one day look like this...???? with more grey hair

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

derffie In reply to mbev [2006-07-14 07:13:55 +0000 UTC]

LOL! hopefully not! just go easy with the work! thanks bud

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

ThisIsNotAMissile In reply to ??? [2006-07-12 12:50:52 +0000 UTC]

WHAT ARE THE EYES MADE OF??! they're deadly!

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

derffie In reply to ThisIsNotAMissile [2006-07-14 07:15:36 +0000 UTC]

Ball bearings and pearlesent paint Oh, and some photoshop tweeking cos the eyes glared too much I lost the colour!

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

ThisIsNotAMissile In reply to derffie [2006-07-14 10:57:14 +0000 UTC]

First time I've seen ball bearings used in art

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

derffie In reply to ThisIsNotAMissile [2006-07-14 20:05:40 +0000 UTC]

Get on! loads of sculptors do use them! Eye balls n stuff, honestly, nothing beats a bearing!

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

Highwaymanartist In reply to ??? [2006-07-12 11:09:08 +0000 UTC]

Another great piece. You've been looking at the guests in my asylum/house again haven't you?

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

derffie In reply to Highwaymanartist [2006-07-13 18:25:07 +0000 UTC]

They visit me too, we sit and eat cake off paper plates, and jelly and ice cream till its bedtime....
Thanks again

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

TheBlackCoyote In reply to ??? [2006-07-12 11:07:38 +0000 UTC]

O.O His eyes are freaky.

That poem sounds like you ripped it off something by Roald Dahl.

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

derffie In reply to TheBlackCoyote [2006-07-13 18:23:14 +0000 UTC]

ripped it off something???? HOW BLOODY DARE YOU??? *slap*
Its all my own warpness thank you, me alone!! Well thanks...I think

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

TheBlackCoyote In reply to derffie [2006-07-14 00:08:07 +0000 UTC]

No need to spaz out, I just said that the style of it was like the quirkiness of Roald Dahl's. Maybe I should've rephrased that a little. And it is a compliment, cause I like Roald Dahl's poems.

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

derffie In reply to TheBlackCoyote [2006-07-14 06:08:23 +0000 UTC]

LOL!!!!! Gotcha 'ge'en!!! I knew what you meant its just funnier to show my "mock" outrage....
And Roalds work is superb, its his adult books that are less dark than the kids!!!

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

TheBlackCoyote In reply to derffie [2006-07-14 07:41:41 +0000 UTC]

:sacrasm: Tee hee, how was I supposed to know. XD

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

derffie In reply to TheBlackCoyote [2006-07-14 19:59:17 +0000 UTC]

"There there," *pats head*
Every things a joke to me, so I'd never get offended. On DA, or "real" life.

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

TheBlackCoyote In reply to derffie [2006-07-20 11:38:10 +0000 UTC]

Oh that's good.

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

Sir-Bobbo-The-Fourth In reply to ??? [2006-07-12 09:56:46 +0000 UTC]

THis is good! Woot! You've been at the IRN-BRU havent you...

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

derffie In reply to Sir-Bobbo-The-Fourth [2006-07-13 18:05:18 +0000 UTC]

SaM Haas SpechiAl MEDiicine I tOok soom TOo....I smiLE LOTs noW, And DuNt UrT 2 finK.

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

Sir-Bobbo-The-Fourth In reply to derffie [2006-07-16 07:23:48 +0000 UTC]

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeee wooooooooooooooooo BEAVERS BEAVERS BEAVERS my thoughts are blue THE TRIANGLES ARE VOTING nooooooooooo































beavers

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

derffie In reply to Sir-Bobbo-The-Fourth [2006-07-16 11:20:22 +0000 UTC]

i likes Beavers......

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

rob395 In reply to ??? [2006-07-12 09:27:33 +0000 UTC]

awesome, should make a bobble head version, that'd be great

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

derffie In reply to rob395 [2006-07-12 16:43:50 +0000 UTC]

MAN!! You spoiler! he does!! That head is a mask for his skull, I was going to submit another pic to show this, but I'm slack, and I took a lame photo and I'm crappy at excuses.... No, the next pic soon.....ish.

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

rob395 In reply to derffie [2006-07-13 21:49:03 +0000 UTC]

I'm glad to be of service , well hurry up and post it

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

derffie In reply to rob395 [2006-07-14 06:31:02 +0000 UTC]

ok iok!!!

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

thehotmageaeris [2006-07-12 06:42:48 +0000 UTC]

Ah, he's so cute! You know, I'd love to see how you'd make a zombie, or a life size decapitated head, that'd be neat especially with your style.

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

derffie In reply to thehotmageaeris [2006-07-12 16:44:49 +0000 UTC]

Seeing as you asked SOOOO nicely.....I'll see what I can do... Thanks m'dear!

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

thehotmageaeris In reply to derffie [2006-07-13 11:06:07 +0000 UTC]

Woohoo! Zombies zombies! Beautiful corpses! Er... sorry, just got excited.

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

derffie In reply to thehotmageaeris [2006-07-13 19:00:37 +0000 UTC]

well, thank me when its done! till then.....
[link]
try that one, I wish I could get you to touch it, its really squishy.....

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

thehotmageaeris In reply to derffie [2006-07-13 20:49:22 +0000 UTC]

Wheeee! Zombie head! I wish I was still in pottery or some kind of molding class right now, I'd fill my room with them! ^_^ I wish I could touch it!

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

derffie In reply to thehotmageaeris [2006-07-14 06:34:10 +0000 UTC]

FReD Screams "stroke my zombie!!!!!, touch it!!! go on, touch my ZooooOOOOmBIIIIIiEE!!!!!!!!!!!"
*Ahem* yes, well thank you and I'm glad you enjoyed that, and didn't take out a court restraining order, I'm running out of places to go now.....

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

thehotmageaeris In reply to derffie [2006-07-14 18:22:18 +0000 UTC]

Squueeeeeeeeee!!!!

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

Boggleboy In reply to ??? [2006-07-12 05:22:19 +0000 UTC]

SWeet piece mate- both the sculpt and the sentiment! Looks like most of the peeps here who buy into the Repubics BS!!! Good work man...really good!

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

derffie In reply to Boggleboy [2006-07-12 06:39:35 +0000 UTC]

subtle little humour I was aiming for, I'm glad you like it, Its more popular than I thought! thank you, and for the fave too,

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

Boggleboy In reply to derffie [2006-07-13 04:01:29 +0000 UTC]

Alway appreciate the genius of your work my friend and the razor's edge of your wit and perception!

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

derffie In reply to Boggleboy [2006-07-13 19:09:53 +0000 UTC]

Garsh, shucks...You are toooo kind!

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

EricNocellaDiaz In reply to ??? [2006-07-12 04:20:44 +0000 UTC]

Wow...you need to make a coffee table book man...these characters are so damn original....sculpts and poems...Call it Derffie's Dabbles!

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

derffie In reply to EricNocellaDiaz [2006-07-12 06:37:25 +0000 UTC]

LOL!!!! thats good, I'd love to get a book going *ahem* try, I'd love to get my book published....

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

EricNocellaDiaz In reply to derffie [2006-07-12 12:10:11 +0000 UTC]

Put a sample together and pitch it to a few publishers - ya never know...or - publish it yourself...either way you got one sale right here.

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

derffie In reply to EricNocellaDiaz [2006-07-13 17:27:01 +0000 UTC]

I'm seeing what I can sort out as of now...
And cheers! discounted copy for a loyal fan!

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

sancho-taquito In reply to ??? [2006-07-11 22:19:07 +0000 UTC]

awsome the perfect citizen

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

derffie In reply to sancho-taquito [2006-07-12 06:34:46 +0000 UTC]

SP3CIAL FReD......No? LOL, cheers duder.

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

sancho-taquito In reply to derffie [2006-07-12 16:31:32 +0000 UTC]

thanks man

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

derffie In reply to sancho-taquito [2006-07-14 19:30:33 +0000 UTC]

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

Patteee In reply to ??? [2006-07-11 22:18:26 +0000 UTC]

A always like your imagination and this guy is just too cool~

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

derffie In reply to Patteee [2006-07-12 06:33:56 +0000 UTC]

You are too kind! as normal, thank you, I'm always glad when you enjoy my work!

👍: 0 ⏩: 0


<= Prev |