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Description I mean, seriously? Stealing my thunder here.

Also, Rarity's "accent" almost killed me. Hilarious.
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Jos3lol [2018-04-19 21:56:41 +0000 UTC]

7U7!!!!!!!!!

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MiragePotato [2016-06-30 03:19:29 +0000 UTC]

since season 4 they have use the tentacules...
The first two episodes of the season tentacles vines catch to princesess and keep tham inside a vine prision
the mane-niac and her tentacle mane
the giant worm monster inΒ  three is a crowd who have three tentacles as a tongue
Hasbro knows that meme, and it knows we know

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Kartoffelkamm [2015-08-18 18:31:26 +0000 UTC]

well, i guess Hasbro heard that most of their fans dont like the porn-part of the fandom (seriously, its a show about 99% female characters, with easy to remember names. even if most of the fandom was little kids, there would be porn of it), so they did pporn jokes in the show, so the fandom doesnt do porn jokes. but 2 things:
1. it didnt work, and
2. the actual problem are the fans that actually draw pony porn.

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Mistypine [2015-07-03 09:29:38 +0000 UTC]

... I feel creeped out when I see those pictures... what if my mother walks in O,OΒ 

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Kartoffelkamm In reply to Mistypine [2015-08-26 13:40:51 +0000 UTC]

mine actually walked in...
luckily i have my computer in a position that allows me exactly 5 seconds of reaction time before a normally walking human can get a chance to see the screen. tricky, isnt it?

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camcooliscool In reply to Kartoffelkamm [2015-10-17 14:01:00 +0000 UTC]

Lucky. I got about 1 second, since they usually come down from upstairs.
Then BAM IM BUSTEEEDDD

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Kartoffelkamm In reply to camcooliscool [2015-11-02 21:55:18 +0000 UTC]

bad for u

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camcooliscool In reply to Kartoffelkamm [2015-11-03 01:45:24 +0000 UTC]

Yep.

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Mistypine In reply to Kartoffelkamm [2015-08-26 21:22:56 +0000 UTC]

Mine is facing towards the door, you get a perfect view of it. I just need to move my computer.Β 

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Kartoffelkamm In reply to Mistypine [2015-08-27 07:54:21 +0000 UTC]

u sure do.

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inflationdoom [2015-05-21 12:48:40 +0000 UTC]

i am total with you "flips computer"

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xSophififRosex [2015-04-14 18:59:56 +0000 UTC]

wtf

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melonwolf [2015-03-19 06:12:37 +0000 UTC]

wtf i noticed Β they make this episode DKOGNK not for children o3o

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Konsker [2014-11-21 17:52:49 +0000 UTC]

lol

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devildragon1 [2014-10-24 08:46:27 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....!!!!!!!!!!

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thegreatman203 [2014-10-14 19:10:18 +0000 UTC]

yah there has been a hell of sex "signs" in season 4, like the tentacle worm monster yah that wasn't totally ripped from anime at all

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Sephirath21000 In reply to thegreatman203 [2015-05-07 21:10:54 +0000 UTC]

"It's like something out of a bad tentacle hentai." *Realizes what he said* "N-not that I ever- ...I mean-"
"Smooth."
"...Does that kinda thing actually turn you on?"
*sigh* "Shut up."

-Later-

"El Azul Mare?"
"Shut up."
"Monster Creature Insurrection?"
"Shut up."
"hey, what was that one with the long name that is hard to pronounce?"
"Uruksukidoji. -I MEAN SHUT UP!!"
"HA! GOTCHA!!"
"WHAT? You guys were naming them off too!!"
*Stammering* "Well I uh..."

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thegreatman203 In reply to Sephirath21000 [2015-05-09 01:18:05 +0000 UTC]

oh...Oh...OHHHHHH!!!!

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MLPRocks190 In reply to thegreatman203 [2014-12-29 02:00:19 +0000 UTC]

Looks like someone has been watching some Hentai..
Lol

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MLPRocks190 [2014-09-19 23:21:16 +0000 UTC]

How about fanfictions? Like these:Β  Β 


with ponies. x3

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ask-yin-shade [2014-09-08 22:53:37 +0000 UTC]

. 3 .

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TrueBlueTardis [2014-08-08 02:21:28 +0000 UTC]

Make even dirtier jokes, maybe?

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Saddust In reply to TrueBlueTardis [2014-08-25 10:47:36 +0000 UTC]

+1 (lol)

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1cosmiconsciousness [2014-06-26 22:39:51 +0000 UTC]

Sometimes I think they did that episode just to end the jokes.

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LoneLion97 [2014-06-22 13:41:35 +0000 UTC]

Hahahahahaha XD

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bacobo [2014-06-12 02:00:12 +0000 UTC]

WHY DO LOVE MAKING SEX JOKES ABOUT MLP IN THE FIRST PLACE <

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PacmanPower89 [2014-06-08 18:16:26 +0000 UTC]

man apple jack is got a sexy plotΒ 

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lilapplegirl [2014-06-07 01:21:17 +0000 UTC]

THEY TURK YER JERRRRB!!!!!

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Moonrise09 [2014-05-30 02:22:17 +0000 UTC]

......You threw derpy.
PICK HER UP AND APOLOGIZE 1
>:c

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DarkVikingMistress [2014-05-24 16:02:39 +0000 UTC]

I thought that ass wiggle really was for the adults. How would the target audience know the...well fanservice appeal of it Β 

Not to mention all the plot shots we see across the pony series, and near sexual innuendos. FANSERVICE EVERYWHERE. It's like Rocko's Modern Life all over again.

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bacobo In reply to DarkVikingMistress [2014-06-12 01:57:19 +0000 UTC]

True dat : I

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StormFury246 [2014-05-16 04:40:55 +0000 UTC]

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!
Once there was aΒ little girlΒ called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental
hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the
staff in the hospital so the More-government decided thatΒ best ideaΒ was to get rid of her so
they set up aΒ special roomΒ to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the
machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.
Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on
aΒ Monday nightΒ at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you
and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and
she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste
this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You
will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you

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KimandAbbysaccount In reply to StormFury246 [2014-06-13 05:38:09 +0000 UTC]

Please stop posting these. I see this everywhere I go and it is getting annoying.

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AlphaKicksTM In reply to StormFury246 [2014-05-27 20:57:48 +0000 UTC]

On an art website? Please keep things like this to creepypasta websites or something. I'm not being mean, but you could freak out some people.

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StormCutie In reply to StormFury246 [2014-05-25 00:27:14 +0000 UTC]

Oh no! The drama of an unfinished paragraph! AHHHHHHHHH!!! THE HORROR!

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StormFury246 In reply to StormCutie [2014-05-26 00:35:56 +0000 UTC]

YaΒ 

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StormCutie In reply to StormFury246 [2014-05-26 01:18:35 +0000 UTC]

Lol
Don't worry, you won't die from these, because
Sticks and Stones may break my bones, but words can never hurt me

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DarkVikingMistress In reply to StormFury246 [2014-05-24 16:00:17 +0000 UTC]

I guess I'm dying then Β Β 
You don't actually believe this will happen, do you? I must of read this kind of story 2000 times.

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Star-Von-Alicorn [2014-05-05 15:47:14 +0000 UTC]

XD

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Pepsi-CoIa [2014-04-26 03:48:35 +0000 UTC]

XD

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nanoonri [2014-04-20 21:02:40 +0000 UTC]

You dont.

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PineyCreek [2014-04-20 03:59:55 +0000 UTC]

Apparently you do it by pulling the meta card.

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dingosnivysprint12 [2014-04-15 07:06:07 +0000 UTC]

Maybe both XDΒ 

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YesImDeadpool [2014-04-14 23:44:56 +0000 UTC]

Guess it's not a show for little girls anymore. XD

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kennyg302 In reply to YesImDeadpool [2014-04-21 00:34:56 +0000 UTC]

Who said it ever was.Β 

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YesImDeadpool In reply to kennyg302 [2014-04-21 19:49:34 +0000 UTC]

Hasbro's dumbass executives.

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kennyg302 In reply to YesImDeadpool [2014-04-21 20:24:19 +0000 UTC]

"Who cares what they think?" would be a better phrase really.Β 

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wholetthemonstersout [2014-04-14 23:34:10 +0000 UTC]

Well... you can make "sax" jokes. I bet that no one has done jokes about ponies posing with saxophones.Β 

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adixon524 [2014-04-14 16:01:09 +0000 UTC]

its probably a little of both

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EldritchLJThurston [2014-04-13 23:23:06 +0000 UTC]

A little parodied copywriting wouldn't hurt

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