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"Dev...I just tripped!"The Duck did not look convinced, weaving his sword around wildly and glaring off into the enchanted woods.
"Nonsense!" He quacked, "I have a sense for these things. We're under attack."
"By who? We're in Avalaon, there isn't an enemy within two dimensions of here?!?" Alchemica sighed and rolled her eyes.
"Void Chylde?" the old Duck suggested querulously.
"In prison." Alchemica responded, getting to her feet and dusting herself off.
"The Bratts?"
"On Earth, can we get moving?"
"He of the Sabihoon?" Dev continued, sounding a little less confident.
"Oh come on, you are making that one up!" Alchemica snapped. "And watch where you're waving that sword, you are the biggest danger around here right now!"
"I didn't make it up" Dev huffed, "He is a character mentioned in the works of the great Fritz Leiber...what do you kids read today?" Dev put his sword away.
"Fritz Lieber, did he do those old movies?"
"No, that was Fritz Lang. Jessica I know I created you as a blonde but really?"
"Okay...if a certain chubby Duck wants to spend the rest of the trip as a small chubby toad...keep yapping!" Alchemcia crossed her arms and raised an eyebrow suggestively.
"I am not chubby, that is winter weight." Dev muttered.
"Are we done?"
"Yes, yes. I was just looking out for you you know?" Dev looked down at the ground and kicked up some leaves with a webbed foot.
"I know you were, but I can look after myself. Okay?" Alchemica lifted Dev's hat and planted a kiss on his feathered forehead.
"Ahem...yes...well..." Dev stammered. "Shall we be off?"
The two started down the track in companionable silence for oh at least five steps...and then...
"You sound a little hoarse, did you take your vitamin C this morning?"
"Dev..."
"Well you need to speak to use your magic, and if you lose your voice, that is right when the Raccoon Ninjas pounce!"
"Okay, now I know you just made that shit up! Whoever heard of Raccoon Ninjas?" Alchemica asked angrily.
" Dee is training an army of them right now!. You look flushed, are you running a fever???"
"DEV!!!!!"Β
Alchemica didn't need to be a seer to know it was going to be a long and trying journey...
I received this piece a while back from my friend Β
Apparently I agreed to chronicle...something...
Generally speaking ofc I don't appear in any art but I do make exceptions.
I also have the reputation of being an ogre and over protective when it comes to use of my characters. I just want to assure everyone that this reputation...is well deserved
But that doesn't mean I can't poke fun at myself right?
Alchemica and the mentioned Void Chylde and Bratt Pak are my oc's and my not be used without my permission
Ducks belong to Jamez Masonz, except Dev Ducks who represent me and also may not be used without my permission. Lady Q has ofc permission to have me tag along as Chronicler on her adventures if she wishes
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Comments: 60
Skytower [2018-09-24 23:06:42 +0000 UTC]
Sort of reminds me of how Howard and Bev first met.
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Skytower In reply to devduck01 [2018-09-25 11:00:57 +0000 UTC]
marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Howard_tβ¦
Howard the Duck and Beverly Switzler's first meeting in the first issue of his comic. Β He'd end up wearing the barbarian outfit. Β
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tora-no-shi1369 [2018-09-24 22:44:41 +0000 UTC]
Winter Weight I need to remember that one. Lovely job, Sir Duck.
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Lady-Quantum [2018-09-24 05:24:04 +0000 UTC]
Hehe!Β Β I was beginning to wonder if this one was ever going to see the light of day! Glad it did, and that the story to go with it fits the lighthearted mood so well! Great job!
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Dangerguy01 [2018-09-24 04:45:28 +0000 UTC]
First, that's one of the hottest versions of Alchemica I've seen.
Second, this is the sort of partnership/journey that ends in either naughty shenanigans or murder.
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devduck01 In reply to Dangerguy01 [2018-09-24 06:40:45 +0000 UTC]
No shipping from the audience...please
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Dangerguy01 In reply to devduck01 [2018-09-24 19:24:43 +0000 UTC]
But thatβs where βships come from!
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devduck01 In reply to Dangerguy01 [2018-09-24 19:35:40 +0000 UTC]
I coudl let Dee tell you where ships come from...how much "Guyzamow!" can you take?
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Dangerguy01 In reply to devduck01 [2018-09-24 22:45:04 +0000 UTC]
I donβt even know what that means...
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devduck01 In reply to Dangerguy01 [2018-09-25 05:36:27 +0000 UTC]
Someone hasn't been paying attention
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Dangerguy01 In reply to devduck01 [2018-09-25 06:01:45 +0000 UTC]
I come home from work, I get started on my commissions, and when they're test rendering I come here, peek at the pictures, read the text, and type ill-considered remarks to people elsewhere in the world.
So no, probably not.
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devduck01 In reply to Dangerguy01 [2018-09-25 06:04:25 +0000 UTC]
I will spare you Dee's long and confused history of the WW II German Battleship Gneisenau or as she insists...the "Guyzamow" then. I can be a merciful Duck
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Dangerguy01 In reply to devduck01 [2018-09-25 06:08:59 +0000 UTC]
Not as famous as the Bismark, obviously. Harder to write a song about that one, I guess...
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Dimples-Bratt In reply to Dangerguy01 [2018-09-25 12:03:08 +0000 UTC]
Iz got a confession to makez...dont haz a cow
Iz use urΒ credit card againz... bought Guyzamow
It didn't lookz like U woz using it anyhow
U know iz be the best the best the best BB
Song -easy peasy kay!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_L4Riβ¦
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Cracoviia [2018-09-23 21:48:27 +0000 UTC]
I'm not sure which of the two I like better: the determined duck waving a sword around (blatantly against health and safety regulations) or Alchemica looking disturbed but glamorous.
The concept of people talking with their own characetrs is one I find really amusing, I keep having ideas for ones with 'me' and Cracovia so it's nice to see someone else's take on it...especially with the duck I like their 'relationship' - happy to trade jibes but affectionate as well.
Good fun. Weird, but fun, like the best things and people
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devduck01 In reply to Cracoviia [2018-09-24 06:41:22 +0000 UTC]
"Weird, but fun, like the best things and people" - I totally agree
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White0wlsuperheroine [2018-09-23 20:57:21 +0000 UTC]
You've appeared with in my art; you appear to be a part of 's world; but this... is a GENIUS!!
The story is fun, but pairing Duck with Alchemica is so surreal!Β I love it.Β Keep it coming you Cranky Ol' Water Retaining Water Fowl!
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White0wlsuperheroine In reply to Dimples-Bratt [2018-09-24 10:52:41 +0000 UTC]
Wot Ho! A Wild Dimples Appears!
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White0wlsuperheroine In reply to Dimples-Bratt [2018-09-25 11:59:59 +0000 UTC]
DIMPLES: A CUTE TYPE POKEMON
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Dimples-Bratt In reply to White0wlsuperheroine [2018-09-25 12:05:07 +0000 UTC]
DIMPLESSSSS_CHU!!!!!!!!!
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devduck01 In reply to White0wlsuperheroine [2018-09-23 21:14:08 +0000 UTC]
Lol
I can think of another surreal pairing I should get back to
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devduck01 In reply to MirrorKhaos [2018-09-23 20:19:44 +0000 UTC]
Thanks...I sometimes try not to take myself or all this too seriously
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MirrorKhaos In reply to devduck01 [2018-09-23 20:46:34 +0000 UTC]
I say that was a key part of why so many people like your work
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vladen13 [2018-09-23 18:33:31 +0000 UTC]
Oh so... ' This ' is where you've been on vacation
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Nathanomir [2018-09-23 18:15:25 +0000 UTC]
Oh, I see a rip roaring wild tale if Robert E. Howard the Duck takes that approach with Barbie Que!
Aura, Viona, Sable, and Nakia will be in the tavern. We'll have a pint waiting for you.
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abashful1 [2018-09-23 16:34:42 +0000 UTC]
Lady Quantum shall know no fear
Whilst the daring duck guards her... Ummmm... Flank???
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devduck01 In reply to abashful1 [2018-09-23 16:38:33 +0000 UTC]
That is actually Jessica ππ
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ShadowhawkOne [2018-09-23 15:49:46 +0000 UTC]
Well I guess a medieval Duck is better than a Disco Duck
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devduck01 In reply to ShadowhawkOne [2018-09-23 15:57:40 +0000 UTC]
That Duck can move, that Duck can groove
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