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Published: 2017-10-28 08:37:05 +0000 UTC; Views: 3569; Favourites: 61; Downloads: 78
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...But you found in your closet!!! One screening only! Relive the Terror that made a whole generation of kids too scared to hang their clothes up so they just threw them on the floor! Tonight...on Fox!Cainstown Massachusetts...Halloween, 1987
Archimedes Obvious, Professor Obvious to her archaeology students and Archie to her friends, heard the scream and feared she was once again too late. Running to the front door of the normal looking suburban house Archie raised her foot and with a well practiced Karate kick opened the door, Shanghai style.
She paused momentarily, before another scream of mingled rage and terror spurred her into action. Archie reached for the whip at her side as she took the stairs two at a time, feeling comforted by its presence even as she doubted it would do much good against the Cainstown Closet Killer, not if her guess as to the killer's identity was correct.
The deaths had started with young Rachel Corrigan, the town's most beloved cheerleader. Two more young women had soon joined the swelling ranks of the deceased. Police Chief Patrick Saint Francis Oisin O'Malley was baffled by the evidence found at the scenes. But Professor Obvious read the signs. She knew who was stalking the good citizens of Cainstown and she was determined that there would be no more bodies.
"Hang on kid, I'm coming!" Archimedes homed in on the sounds of struggle, bursting into the bedroom of another would be victim, then stopped in shock at the scene that was revealed.
It was as she had feared, it was indeed 'The Creature that Time Forgot', there could be no doubt. She had seen that pale gelatinous visage many times of the relics she had recovered from the tomb of 'He of the Sabihoonz!' Read the stories of victims sacrificed to the Hungry God, young women fed to appease a Timeless Terror. The one lidless eye, the boiling mass of tentacles, it was exactly what she expected, what she had feared. What she hadn't expected was the source of The Creature's interest.
"Givez me back my Murray creepz!" Dee Morrison roared in anger as she fought to hold onto her precious Teddy Bear.
"Kid, what are you doing? Let go of the freaking bear!" Professor Obvious yelled.
Dee turned her head to peer at the new comer even as she strained to pull her teddy from the grip of the curious Creature.
"Not going to happenz Lady! Helpz me out, throw me the whipz!"
"First let go of the bear, then I will throw you the whip." Archimedes insisted.
"Nuh uh. " Dee turned back to face the creature. "I iz losing patience Mr Grabby. Letz go of the Teddy or iz smackz U right in ur one big eye!!!" Dee dug her heels into the carpet and leaned backward, pulling with all her might but she was losing the fight. The Creature was pulling Murray closer, and thanks to her death grip on the teddy, Dee also.
"Lady! Whipz!!!" Dee yelled.
Archimedes shook her head, "Oh for crying out...hold on kid, I'm coming!" With a practiced flick of her wrist Archimedes flicked her whip out and wrapped it securely around Dee's waist. Then she took hold of one of the bed posts and added her strength to Dee's, hoping it would be enough to swing the contest in their favor. "All together now kid, pull!"
(Another B movie type peril for Halloween - Just for the Hoot )
Starring -
Daniella Colesun as Dee Morrison
Athena Nikos as Professor Archimedes Obvious
Rachel Colesun As Rachel Corrigan / Sexy Victim Number One
Also Staring...
Nadine Colesun as Doctor Stero Tai Pae
And Featuring...
Max Hawk as Police Chief Patrick Saint Francis Oisin O'Malley
Art by the Lovecraftian
The mentioned Max Hawk is the oc of and is used here with permission
The mentioned Athena Nikos is the oc of and is used with permission
Dimples Bratt is my OC and may only be used with my permission
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Comments: 43
The-Mighty-Spectra [2017-10-29 00:16:29 +0000 UTC]
Get yer slimy tendril off the teddy, you dang filthy abomination!
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Cracoviia [2017-10-28 21:31:06 +0000 UTC]
Archimedes Obvious is a superb name, this must become a regular series The police officer's name is almost as good.
Excellent way of celebrating Halloween I'm short of ideas, might go for something loosely inspired by this idea.
Really cool-looking version of Dee too, love how those gloves look
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devduck01 In reply to Cracoviia [2017-10-29 07:49:15 +0000 UTC]
Thanks, I a glad you enjoyed it
I actually started this idea of B-Movie Perils for Halloween last year but there wasn't much of a story with it - En-Trance: Curse of the Were...Raccoon?
Dee and the intrepid Archimedes will certainly have more adventures, they make a surprisingly funny team
and if it in any way inspires you....welcome bonus
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Dangerguy01 [2017-10-28 18:05:07 +0000 UTC]
I gotta say Dimples grows on me with each new encounter.
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devduck01 In reply to Dangerguy01 [2017-10-28 20:16:28 +0000 UTC]
She does? Would have thought her "No Smoochiez" rule would have been off putting
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Dangerguy01 In reply to devduck01 [2017-10-28 20:45:12 +0000 UTC]
Not yet, but I'm still working out her exact position on the hot/crazy scale.
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devduck01 In reply to Dangerguy01 [2017-10-28 20:47:19 +0000 UTC]
Oh and also, "Hot Dee" is basically Sugar no? Since they are sisters and two out of three near identical triplets?
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Dangerguy01 In reply to devduck01 [2017-10-28 23:06:10 +0000 UTC]
Oh, I don't think they're interchangeable...
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devduck01 In reply to Dangerguy01 [2017-10-28 20:46:27 +0000 UTC]
Uhm...we don't use the "C" word around Dee...it took weeks to get the all the blood out of the carpets last time
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Dangerguy01 In reply to devduck01 [2017-10-28 23:05:28 +0000 UTC]
Not a surprise. And yet, still not a deal-breaker.
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devduck01 In reply to Dangerguy01 [2017-10-29 07:40:29 +0000 UTC]
Well, I can understand that. Dee is probably my own personal fave of all my oc's
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AzureVirgo [2017-10-28 16:00:08 +0000 UTC]
Had to be Sugar's idea to subject Dee and Murray to the tentacle horror
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devduck01 In reply to AzureVirgo [2017-10-28 20:15:58 +0000 UTC]
Do you mean as part of the creative team or in story?
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AzureVirgo In reply to devduck01 [2017-10-28 20:20:24 +0000 UTC]
As part of the creative team
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devduck01 In reply to AzureVirgo [2017-10-28 20:21:06 +0000 UTC]
Perhaps she IS a bit miffed she keeps on getting bumped off in the first act
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AzureVirgo In reply to devduck01 [2017-10-28 20:36:02 +0000 UTC]
She was the first victim lol
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AzureVirgo In reply to devduck01 [2017-10-28 20:42:22 +0000 UTC]
So yes, she's going to be slightly more than miffed
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White0wlsuperheroine [2017-10-28 11:24:04 +0000 UTC]
Professor Obvious being all Fan servicey! OK terticles! Drop that BEAR! Poke it in the unblinking eye Dee!!
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maltorramus [2017-10-28 10:37:13 +0000 UTC]
yea hot girl weird tentacle and good story =awesome
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abashful1 [2017-10-28 10:25:36 +0000 UTC]
My money is still on Dee. Here's some help with a solution...
1) Tie tentacles to bed foot boards.
2) When creature tried to free itself, wrest poor little Murry from it & throw him to Professor Obvious
3) Allow creature to tear foot board from bed. This will be needed for step 4
4) Grab foot board and use it (and the creature) as a giant paddle board until the Creature Time Forgot becomes Red Eye, the Meek and Pitiful!
Love the picture & story my friend
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devduck01 In reply to abashful1 [2017-10-28 20:15:26 +0000 UTC]
Glad you enjoyed them
I am sure Dee wil employ whatever measures she things are required to get Murray back
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ShadowhawkOne [2017-10-28 09:24:14 +0000 UTC]
ROTFLMAO!!! God that reminds me of late night Saturday night Horror Movie festivals that Elvira used to do on TV when I was a younger man ... much MUCH younger.It appears that Professor Obvious showed up at jsut the right time to save the creature that time forgot from getting smacked in his one good eye! Chief Patrick Saint Oisin O'Mally??!! Talk about a mouth full to say and to write out on paperwork, but damn did you nail all of the cliches on this one. The much loved star cheerleader being the first victim (poor Sugar), The Irish Cop, The absent minded archeologist who breaks the seal on the vault and sets the monster/curse lose and finally the young plucky female lead that proves to be the monsters undoing in the end.
Great mix of humor and horror with this story Buddy!
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devduck01 In reply to ShadowhawkOne [2017-10-28 20:14:41 +0000 UTC]
Thanks
It definitely drew from those kind of movies and stuff
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ShadowhawkOne In reply to devduck01 [2017-10-28 20:30:55 +0000 UTC]
I always thought the mix of comedy and horror was like chocolate and peanut butter!
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ShadowhawkOne In reply to devduck01 [2017-10-29 14:41:27 +0000 UTC]
Close Reese's Peanut butter cups
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devduck01 In reply to Soolz [2017-10-28 09:20:12 +0000 UTC]
Oh I am afraid so, the Teddy Bear appears doomed...mwuh hahaha 😁
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devduck01 In reply to Soolz [2017-10-28 20:13:13 +0000 UTC]
Me? I am not in the closet!!!
Hmm....coulda phrased that better
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Soolz In reply to devduck01 [2017-10-28 20:15:20 +0000 UTC]
A tad yeah. But what ever makes u comfortable.
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