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Published: 2007-05-23 04:41:19 +0000 UTC; Views: 3441; Favourites: 63; Downloads: 0
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Description This took quite a bit of time and work to get all those spiderlegs and shine lines in the right place, but I'm not as excited about it now as I thought I would be. I don't like the curve of the scimitar for one thing, but I'm positive the main reason is the EXTREMELY!!! dubious
"fan" "art" of Dib I haven't been fortunate enough to avoid.

I'm only posting this now because of all the work I put into it.
And to help non-z@dder of course.
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Comments: 92

Pokeninjagirl [2016-04-13 00:58:22 +0000 UTC]

The only way THAT would happen is if they got EXTREMELY drunk in Las Vegas!

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DracoAwesomeness In reply to Pokeninjagirl [2017-08-11 14:59:35 +0000 UTC]

Or maybe in his precious dreams!

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EdwardX1 [2014-04-25 11:59:58 +0000 UTC]

Don't you mean... extremely DIBious? XD

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AspenWynd [2012-01-31 23:19:03 +0000 UTC]

good! I hate ZADR!

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DarkMistress48 [2011-11-30 01:41:53 +0000 UTC]

This made my day!

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InvaderAnt [2011-07-07 01:32:19 +0000 UTC]

So true!

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Minty-Illusion [2011-01-12 22:48:28 +0000 UTC]

THANK YOU.

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invadershooshee [2010-12-21 17:51:13 +0000 UTC]

THATS SOOO TRUE

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SauberC11Fan [2010-06-14 07:58:55 +0000 UTC]

I completely comply with this!

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patlovesJesus [2010-02-14 03:11:48 +0000 UTC]

for some reason I dislike the message a little bit, but I just LOVE the rage! I HATE zadr!

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SquirrelMurasaki [2009-08-24 16:24:44 +0000 UTC]

LOL OMG
I loved Dib's expression
So awesome <3
Shall I ask if you take requests? 83

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Dibsthe1 In reply to SquirrelMurasaki [2009-08-25 20:34:42 +0000 UTC]

Hmmmmm, I don't usually take requests, and I have decided I will never again draw Dib for this page. It's not enough that many hate Dib; there are also the Dib "fans" who may just as well come out and admit they hate him.

Of course I don't include you in any of this; I'm just saying the situation got so bad that I'm just not comfortable drawing Dib here any more.

That sub, btw, was a gift from someone! I may be more active now because of that. So did you have a request... that does not involve Dib?

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SquirrelMurasaki In reply to Dibsthe1 [2009-08-28 16:58:46 +0000 UTC]

Aaaw... I think I know how you feel since I wuv Dib! I drew him just two times and they weren't even in the original IZ style so I stopped drawing him
And no, actually, I doesn't involve himself, I was wondering if you could draw my IZ OC, Rizu, she's around my newest deviations ^^

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Dibsthe1 In reply to SquirrelMurasaki [2009-09-07 20:09:20 +0000 UTC]

Will do!

Can't say WHEN I will do, though...

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SquirrelMurasaki In reply to Dibsthe1 [2009-09-08 18:04:46 +0000 UTC]

It's ok, take your time ^^
By the way, she hates Zim as hell

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Dibsthe1 In reply to SquirrelMurasaki [2009-09-08 19:35:21 +0000 UTC]

Do you want her doing anything in particular?

I wasn't sure what her typical things are.

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SquirrelMurasaki In reply to Dibsthe1 [2009-09-08 19:46:21 +0000 UTC]

She would be threating Zim with a hose, since she loves to wet him x3

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Dibsthe1 In reply to SquirrelMurasaki [2009-09-08 19:53:41 +0000 UTC]

You sure that's what you want? I figured you'd want to see just herself standing up or something.

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SquirrelMurasaki In reply to Dibsthe1 [2009-09-08 20:22:39 +0000 UTC]

I wrote a one-shot about her first appearance in the show and it's between my last deviations so there you can see how's she, anyway there's not any pose in special, I was joking, she can be just standing up

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Dibsthe1 In reply to SquirrelMurasaki [2009-09-08 20:54:22 +0000 UTC]

I'll try to think of something a little more interesting for her to do than just stand up though, okay?

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SquirrelMurasaki In reply to Dibsthe1 [2009-09-09 17:10:12 +0000 UTC]

Okay ^^

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I-Am-Lucky-13 [2008-08-06 02:05:10 +0000 UTC]



I completely agree with this! While I admit, SOME deviations of ZaDR MIGHT be funny, but the idea itself... is just wrong all together.

The only romances I would ever let Jhonen get away with, if they didn't make him sick to his ill-prone belly, is ZaGR or DaTR. Those are reasonable, but I think DaTR has a higher possibility.

But, all in all, canon is the best.

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Dibsthe1 In reply to I-Am-Lucky-13 [2008-08-07 14:44:19 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! If there just a handful of them out there I could have seen some humor in them, but it went way beyond a joke several million light years ago. If Dib and Zim aren't in conflict, the show disappears.

ZAGR? Sorry, but I can't see Gaz not despising anybody other than her father... except of course herself.

Dib liked Tak at first, but before long he hated her so much he was willing to team up with ZIM to get rid of her. That's not world class hatred, that is universe class hatred.

This show is just not designed for romance. Not that that's stopping anyone.

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I-Am-Lucky-13 In reply to I-Am-Lucky-13 [2008-08-06 02:09:34 +0000 UTC]

But I forgot to mention: There is logical proof that Dib's head is NOT big. All cartoons are specifically designed NOT to have a big head than what would be possible in real life, because it doesn't match their body otherwise. Dib is a cartoon, and therefore has a perfectly normal-sized head.

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InvaderD [2008-04-14 02:03:58 +0000 UTC]

lol XD

I laughed at this when I finished reading it. That's so funny!

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VickytheIronTalon [2008-01-09 02:12:35 +0000 UTC]

I agree. I can't see Dib and Zim together. It just doesn't work for me. XP

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PeridotHorntail [2007-11-02 23:41:26 +0000 UTC]

YAY!

Finally, a person who thinks along the same lines as me.

Anti-ZADR, ANTI-ZADR!!!!!!

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dibster [2007-09-30 03:31:13 +0000 UTC]

I agree! I USED to be a ZADR fan, but now I'm sick of it! I was stupid back then!!! I came to realization now! But even then, I wondered why ppl would even think that those 2 could be friends or more than that! IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN PPL!!! ZIM'S LIKE 200 YEAR OLD ALIEN AND DIB IS LIKE A 10 YEAR OLD BOY!! Now it disgusts me! *sigh* I repeat I was stupid back then when I was 14! But I am 18 now and getting tired of ZADR! Maybe I should join an AntiZADR club or something! Oh and I ALWAYS hated ZATR ZAGR DATR UGH! THOSE were awful!!!! But anything with Dib in it, I faved, not really caring what else was going on in the pic...unless it had nudity and...other stuff! X(

AWESOME pic BTW!!!

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Dibsthe1 In reply to dibster [2007-09-30 15:32:45 +0000 UTC]

Thank you. z@dder makes negative zero sense, but that doesn't stop it from being everywhere.

You can still join the ~anti-zadr-club you know!

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Dibsthe1 In reply to Dibsthe1 [2007-09-30 17:29:09 +0000 UTC]

They're not the most active club on dA, but they ARE here.

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dibster In reply to Dibsthe1 [2007-09-30 17:16:07 +0000 UTC]

Really!? There IS an Anti ZADR club!
I'll look into it!

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animegirl797 [2007-09-04 03:44:04 +0000 UTC]

where the hell did dib get a swored shouldn't he be useing a like a lazer gun lol

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Dibsthe1 In reply to animegirl797 [2007-09-04 18:15:29 +0000 UTC]

Perhaps now that you mention it, but a lazer gun wouldn't reflect Zim without all kinds of distortion.

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animegirl797 In reply to Dibsthe1 [2007-09-04 23:43:47 +0000 UTC]

yea i know but u got to admit a lazer gun is bad ass.

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Zosalot [2007-06-09 04:56:43 +0000 UTC]

Don't be silly. It's a great picture. The curve is fine. It doesn't matter if it's off. The point is you tried hard and it came out nicely. I laughed at the words. I hate fan art of them in bed, too. It's sick. Dib is only 9! He is not a sex toy! It's disgusting. I'm glad someone has some sense. I like ZiM's pose. Those legs are hard to draw indeed. You did a good job.

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Dibsthe1 In reply to Zosalot [2007-06-12 16:57:25 +0000 UTC]

Thanks SO MUCH... for everything!!!

I don't get why so many feel called on to sexualize EVERYTHING, not just in IZ but in the other fandoms as well.

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Dibsthe1 In reply to Dibsthe1 [2007-06-13 17:37:40 +0000 UTC]

Heh heh... thanks again...

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Zosalot In reply to Dibsthe1 [2007-06-12 21:33:49 +0000 UTC]

I know. What next? Tinkie-winkie from the Teletubies has been eying Dipsy?
It's gross. I love your writing. I know I said that already but it's true.

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paxpaxpacific [2007-06-03 20:02:10 +0000 UTC]

True dat, yo. I hate ZADR like hell. D: God, what makes people think ZIm and Dib can..y'know...I mean..they're mortal enemies. D< Can't people understand dat?

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Dibsthe1 In reply to paxpaxpacific [2007-06-07 04:50:41 +0000 UTC]

I don't get it either. I can talk with those who do, but I still don't get it.

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AlfaFilly [2007-05-31 00:05:16 +0000 UTC]

GO ANTI-ZADR! Very creative and I can tell the work you put in it

I swear I don't understand those people. I mean, Dib is like, what? 12-13 years old? Maybe younger? WHY in the great Universes name would a CHILD want to do *cough* with a 100 year old alien of the same sex?! It makes zero amount of sense and it's positvely disgusting. What's wrong with these people? Are the people who made ZADR child molesters in reality or something??!!

I just wish there were more people like you out there -__- especially some more for the Anti-RAPR people. I feel I'm like the only DECENT Tallest fan out there who hates RAPR to its deep inner revolting guts D8<

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Dibsthe1 In reply to AlfaFilly [2007-05-31 05:44:35 +0000 UTC]

Thanks so much for the fave!

Most of the work went into the blade and what was reflected on it. (The background, not so much. )

I have no idea how... or better yet, why... they find it as endlessly fascinating as they do. However I can tell you this much: from what I've been able to gather, they do not take child molesting into reality.

I can't understand the other thing you mentioned either. Why in the walls of the world would anybody think that's an improvement??? Aie aie aie...

And they wonder why there isn't an anti-rapr or an anti-zagr club. Simple. Because rapr or zagr aren't in nine out of every ten IZ fanart pics you find, that's why.

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Dibsthe1 In reply to Dibsthe1 [2007-06-01 17:46:13 +0000 UTC]

To be sure, a few of them are gay, but I'd expect the percentage of gays among the z@dderers to be similar to the percentage of homophobes among those who are against it.

I'm at a loss for words to explain how anybody ever could picture these two being physically intimate, I really am. If I distrusted someone as much as Dib distrusts Zim I wouldn't take off my boots in front of him, let alone every stitch.

Sure, fighting is a form of intimacy, but I thought there was a distinction between the sort of intimacy that seeks out the other's most deeply hidden weaknesses the better to wound and defeat them, and the sort of intimacy that seeks to support and care for the other??

Love and hate are both strong feelings, but to me confusing love with hate is like confusing black with white.

As soon as I found IZ fanfiction, I found myself stepping into steaming piles of R everywhere. I remember reading a scene about the Tallests which very quickly degenerated into a lengthy description of take a wild guess. I'll describe it no further than that, only to say I wondered if I was still sane.

So you started that club! It sucks that it's not up any more!! What happened anyway? If you'd rather not post it here, feel free to note me.

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AlfaFilly In reply to Dibsthe1 [2007-06-01 00:10:27 +0000 UTC]

Whoo, that's a releif... about the molesting thing.

I think I know why they enjoy these sexual pleasures. For ALL the romances.
1.) They are homosexuals themselves. I don't have anything against being gay, i have friends who are gay, but homoPHOBES obviously wouldn't be doing it. Though this theory is my last resort it may be a reason with some people's cases.
2.) They are in general sex addicts and have gone so far to the deep end that they resort to children's television chows.
3.) the PARENTS of these kids who do these artworks are sexually active OR are in general bad influences to their children. Seriously, i saw a 13 year old drawing sexual scenes of cartoon chars including iZ.

Either one of them (going more with 2 and 3) are really sad and disapprovingly disgusting

Eh, there's a really good point there..... though i beleive RAPR is getting in second. Which is sad cause the Tallest practically hate each other. Wait... Zim and Dib hate each other too..... ok, now I lead to the fact, ARE THESE PEOPLE RETARDED? How can you get hate and love mixed up/mushed together?
By the way, I myself started an Anti-RAPR club but was quickly run off by all the sickos. I swear a lot of those RAPR people are rude beyond beleif! With a few exceptions of some of my friends who like it...

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Queen-of-Insanity In reply to AlfaFilly [2007-12-02 03:56:01 +0000 UTC]

I TOTALLY agree with you all the way! Unless if the fans that are writing IZ romance stories REALLY work on the plot of the story or really know the chracters' personalities should go find another fandom if that's all they wanna write about!
That's what REALLY annoys me with some of the IZ romance fics you find out there! They're aren't ANY that find anymore that inclued a whole bunch of undeveloped OCs, OOC-ness and smut scenes everywhere!
RAPR and DAGR(Dib and Gaz romance OR Dib and Gir romance)really grosses me out! In one of the episode commentaries Jhonen says that Red and Purple are supposed to be brothers! Who knows WHAT on earth possesed some of these "fans" to believe brothers of the same family would ever have enough affection towards eacother to well, you know. It's called INCEST, people! Look the word up in a dictionary if you have to! *I'm talking to the RAPR fans, btw*
I do like one IZ romance couple myself and that is ZATR. Well to me, it just seems to be the most possible if Jhonen ever DID decide to one day put romance in his show. It actually IS cute in my opinion(and whatever way you decide to see it), makes the most sense, they are of the oppposite sex(which is how romance is supposed to be), and they're both the same species. It's just cute me though! ZATR, of course.

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AlfaFilly In reply to Queen-of-Insanity [2007-12-02 04:51:45 +0000 UTC]

Seriously! DX< I hate it when they just HAVE to add a lovey thing somewhere in there. Like, if they don't the entire story would suck and not be worth reading. I'm writing a fan fic series myself (when I'm not working on my original stuff) and I make the storyline go along best I can with the ACTUAL character's personalities and I don't have to add love anywhere in it to make it interesting. Though I DID get a complaint once by an RAPR fan saying "ohh if u don't make them luv each other then it SUKS!" )X<

Definitely!! My friend ~AlphaShampoo-Artemis mentioned the incest thing to me the other day. Which is why the pairing itself makes me want to twitch and vomit. ooh, Jhonen really did mention something about them being brothers of some sort? I haven't listened to the commentaries in FOREVER. Probably 2 years ago XD

Yeah, that's one of the only sensible pairing out there. I don't mind it or DATR (Dib and Tak Romance) in the least bit since it makes more sense. The only flaw within those is that Irkens lost the ability to feel the emotion of love over the many years of their developement. But either way, it is TONS better then those other ones! D8<

Thanks for chatting with me about it by the way. I love it when people reply back to these kinds of things <3

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Queen-of-Insanity In reply to AlfaFilly [2007-12-02 06:00:02 +0000 UTC]

Yes, love is HIDEOUS! Well, in IZ. Unless if you can keep it in-character and if it's not one of the horrendous crack pairings!
Yeah, I think DATR is okay. They even showed hints of it in the episode "Tak, the Hideous New Girl" if you pay attention during the skool scenes of the episode! The kind of ZATR I like is the one sided ZATR where it's Zim who loves Tak. I just can't see it as Tak loving Zim. It's...too weird. And OOC. Especially since it was TAK who hated Zim in the first place!
In fact, I have story on my ff.net account called "The Arising of the Mutant GingerBread men of toxic DOOM!" that I have the storyline thought out but before writing the 2nd chapter of the story I'm trying to think of the characters would act in the situation. I haven't been able to update that story for days because of that!

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Densetsu-Kario [2007-05-30 19:13:29 +0000 UTC]

I HATE ZADR!

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Kiwy [2007-05-29 13:30:15 +0000 UTC]

Flagged as Spam

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Dibsthe1 In reply to Kiwy [2007-05-30 03:05:27 +0000 UTC]

Sorry. Irony doesn't transmit well over the internet.

What I meant was, there's so much z@dder on this site now that Dib and Zim as enemies actually looks unusual. If more of us DID draw them in battle, more people might realize how interesting THAT is, and start drawing more of it instead!

It's worth a shot.

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