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Didj — Quarter Circle Punch issue 5
Published: 2007-07-11 00:04:52 +0000 UTC; Views: 28362; Favourites: 527; Downloads: 1054
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Alas, it is the long awaited return of ME! And to celebrate, I thought that I would flagship my return with my money maker. that is to say "Quarter Circle Punch". Let's take a look, shall we? It has Sora doing something really gay, and it has Kratos doing what he does best. By all accounts, this is front page material (hint, hint). Ya know, I was almost going to go through the trouble of inking all of this. But given how long it took me to color it alone, inking would only try my patients. Oh, and by the way, that is me as the host. Also, the big yaoi panel of Sora lends to my theory that the sea salt ice cream that they all eat in KH2 is intentional phallic imagery.Related content
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And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why you don't compete with Kratos under any circumstances
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Well that was unnecessarily mean spirited.
Also, even if Kratos is all "baddass macho man" and all that, Sora is still a better character.
Just sayin'.
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And that children is how you win. Learn well or suffer!
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I love the impressions of the modorator when sora gets stabbed ^^
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Cuteness may have alot of dumbass fangirls on it's side but Badassness will always triumph in the end. Just look at Snake and Raiden for prove of that alone
Awesome picture. Funny as hell, get expressions, instant fave
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Can't...Stop...Laughing!!!
My ribs! lololol
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As much I respect KH, i find this comic the bitter truth; sometimes something kinda complex like GoW wins over unidimensionality of characters like Sora
Sorry KH/Yaoi/Sora fangirls, but Kratos won this round...fairly.
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that is seriously funny and would be so true if it really did happen
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LOL!!! LOVED this! Even though I really like both games and characters, I have to admit I do see your point in how fan girls have perverted Sora up to the point that it's getting insane. And Kratos' reaction to this was...well...perfect!
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It was amusing, but given how the keyblade works, Sora could (possibly) trounce Kronos. (the jerk deserves it anyway)
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Really? You think that an effeminate teenage boy with a giant magical key who rides around in a spacecraft made out of legos that is literally powered by smiles, could beat someone who is fueled by endless rage and makes a habit of killing Gods in the most horrific methods possible?
Let me guess, the keyblade grants it's wielder with the power of friendship and phallic imagery. And that's how he would beat Kratos.
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think of it, krotos can't stab his vitals, he can fly, and all sorts of other crap, not to mention the keyblade's equalizeing and adapting power, he can struggle with hook, or beat the #@$% out of gods
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Kratos fought someone else who could fly. His name was Icarus. And Kratos ripped his wings off and added them to his arsenal of abilities. And don't forget, Kratos killed ALL of the gods... except for Aphrodite, who he banged.
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Already thought of that, Sora doesn't have any wings to rip off, and isn't bound by such a silly things as physics. (I know Kratos isn't either, but Sora less so.)
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Sora's ability to fly without wings is moot because Kratos makes a habit of ensnaring all assortments of vicious creatures out of the air with his chaos blades. Just replace the ripping off of wings with ripping off of arms. The assumption that Sora would be able to avoid Krato's attacks by fanciful mobility is off the table.
And you want to talk about not being held back by the laws of physics? If Kratos dies, he literally crawls his way back up from Hades, killing everything down their that gets in his way, and then goes out to kill whoever put him there in the first place.
What I want to hear from your side of the debate, is how Sora would succeed in killing Kratos.
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He slices him with the key till he dies, or does some sorta wierd-arse flying around crap that ends with Kratos's own swords within him. But like I said before, the keyblade will raise (or lower) the boy's power to match the occasion. And also 50% of Sora crud is to adapt in one way or another. Not to mention the he can deflect frikin laser beams.
And if we are to debate (I don't want any arguments here) we should set it to 1 life each.
[link] (please fast forward to 1:00 for the fight, and look at the bits before hand Sora slices SKYSCRAPERS in half)
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It must be tough for an effeminate teenage boy to fight a slender man with long well managed hair wearing a dress. Deflecting laser beams, wow, Sora evokes all of the powers of a mirror. And skyscrapers, call me when those skyscrapers turn into giant titans that eats him and he has to kill from the inside out.
At best, Sora wouldn't "slice" with his keyblade, more like whack. A kingdom Hearts battle is to a God of War battle like a playground sissy fight is to a Roman Gladiator battle.
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Nope, it actualy goes through things.... You know what SCREW IT! Give me a call when you've played the game. End point, Sora isn't a wimp, and the keyblade is called "The greatest weapon" for a reason!
(The "Slender man" as you so put it was WARPING REALITY in case you didn't notice and did you see that bit near the end with the HUNDREDS of lasers?)
(Seriously "all the powers of a mirrior"? that one sucked)
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I think if Kratos has proven anything over 3 good games, it's that if Kratos wants you dead, you die. He will find a way lol
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I'm just saying REAL Sora (not the BS one in your pic) won't die like wimp, have you ever played KH2?
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*after looking at Sora*
... you're existence in this world is pointless... i must give you meaning... i'll kill you and feed my dog with you...
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this amuses and saddens me and then amuses me so much i forget the sad! (B
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"A-And Kratos wins by default!"
There are just so many times I would like to use that procedure. (And not just in video games)
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Oh dear... well I think Sora deserved that...
Meh it made me laugh.
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damn right Kratos wins! I like the versitl anime/disney style of art here.
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In Kingdom Hearts games (particularly, Kingdom Hearts 2) the main characters will quite often exposit large quantities of "plot" on the player while partaking in dairy product referred to as "Sea Salt Ice Cream". Which are these light blue popcicles one would imagine tastes like sea salt. The significances of these salty treats are hammered into the events of the game but never really given an explanation of their importance. Either literally or symbolically. Then it dawned on me. Young teenage boys who like to suck on and lick salty shafts. It's clear phallic imagery and blatant yaoi bait. That and the fact that many of the characters have taken up wearing tight black leather outfits.
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To your qoute sir (Gandhi's one, we are human, and our goal is to be like Christ, hence Christian. (little-christ in roman, funny how that used to be a insult)
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“I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.” ~ Mohandas Gandhi
Love the quote
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To that qoute sir (Gandhi's one), we are human, and our goal is to be like Christ, hence Christian. (little-christ in roman, funny how that used to be a insult)
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Try sprinkling a little salt on your vanilla ice cream next time. That's what it tastes like. It's not half bad.
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Honestly, I feel like I can relate to Kratos. I'm so sick of hearing about KH and the hinted homosexuality. The amount of fetishism KH spawned makes me sick. It's like a paraphilia all on it's own. Anyway, back to Kratos, I could just kiss him right now because how he acted now is exactly what games are really all about. Make believe ass-kicking not beauty contests.
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Of course if it was the REAL Sora (not that sicko in the comic) Kronos would have a fight on his hands, even by his standards. But I agree with you 120%, Burn the heretic, witch and the yaoi fangirl.
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Wellllllllllll, I wouldn't say burn. I'd just say don't follow the any crowd of rabid fans.
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Just saying to fit with the phrase, and i notice you didn't put up a fight about me saying that (real) Sora could have a shot at killing Kratos (or put up a good fight).
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Oh the real Sora would have definitely tried to be a man and fight. I have to admit though... I have a lot of rough feelings towards KH because of the fans.
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Fans are stupid...unless its the really cool ones, you know the kind.
And the point of interest was not that Sora would fight, but that Sora might WIN.
(think of it, krotos can't stab his vitals, he can fly, and all sorts of other crap, not to mention the keyblade's equalizeing and adapting power, he can struggle with hook, or beat the #@$% out of gods)
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I completely agree! While Kratos would still put up a good fight, Sora would win. Despite being young, Sora is not a wimp. Why fans do that to characters, I will never understand... and pairing is not excuse! If anything, it reinforces the false stereotype about gay men being wimps or lesbian women being cold and bitter. When you look at the number of characters who are strong be changed into these whiny, sniveling weaklings, it's heartbreaking. The whole point of making heroes diverse is to show that strength has many faces, but rabid fans insist that only one kind of person should be strong or in the case of females, sweet and girly 
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Try telling Didj that, he remains unconvinced that Sora could have a chance against Kratos
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*reads last 3 pannils*seems like something i would do
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