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Dimensional-Expander — I ARE BERRY MAN! FEAR ME!
Published: 2012-04-06 23:57:05 +0000 UTC; Views: 727; Favourites: 4; Downloads: 17
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(Mega Man series: Owned by Capcom)Berry Man was once known as a Robot Master created by Dr. Wily while he was drunk as hell one night. When Dr. Wily became sober again after a long time of lying down on a couch while in pain from a killer headache from drinking loads of beer, he realized how pathetic Berry Man was and kicked him out of Skull Castle.
Why, you may ask? Because all he can do is shoot berry juice from his proboscis and fire harmless berries from his arm cannons.
(Just something I deliberately made for entirely nothing but for the randomness of yours truly, lol)
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reminds me a bit of ink blueberry from the comic crash and bass.
it looks like:
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Oh my god, you're right!
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"Berry Man was once known as a Robot Master created by Dr. Wily while he was drunk as hell one night."
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What? Every Robot Master made from randomness needs to have a fitting backstory.
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Meh, I don't think he's that useless. In fact, sounds tasty. I could use him for a hot sunny day when I need a quick drink. XD
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Are you sure about that, because like I said with Sergy, while Berry Man was on the streets looking for a job, some kids thought it would be funny to knock him over and spike his juices with Wonka Gum Formula before running like hell, so yes (yet he doesn't know he has the Wonka Gum Formula in the juice he fires from his proboscis)
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Oh... I missed that part. Well, at least I know someone else in mind that may find him to be of use~ (Hint: You've seen her a hundred thousand times before.)
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Better eat that thing quick, don't want Crazy Eight snaggingit, do ya? XD
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*eats the waffle quick as a Lambdadelta Yukkuri hops around happily*
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Okay Berryman. I need you to aim at this blender with ice cream in it.
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Berry Man: You got it! *fires some berries at the blender, the berries bouncing/splattering off of the blender's plastic surface* Oh. Whoops...
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We got to work on that aim of yours. *wipes off some of the berry juice from my face*
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Berry Man: Whatever you say, boss!
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*Ba dum-PSH!*
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I also would've accepted:
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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BERRY MAN
I JUST CONCEIVED YOU
BUT YOU ARE A WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
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Thanks for recording Dr. Wily's realization for me when he got sober.
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I take that now he goes to expand girls like Expandman, right?
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That's because while he was on the streets looking for a job, some kids thought it would be funny to knock him over and spike his juices with Wonka Gum Formula before running like hell, so yes (yet he doesn't know he has the Wonka Gum Formula in the juice he fires from his proboscis).
The berries he fires from his arm cannons, however, they're not affected by the Wonka Gum Formula.
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Looks like Wonka Man is gonna be in trouble if he finds out.
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Yep. God help him if Sunstar sees him.
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