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Published: 2020-06-10 12:41:05 +0000 UTC; Views: 28117; Favourites: 319; Downloads: 0
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dex: are you ready for another exciting evening of fighting crime, val???val: oh yes
val: tonight's mission is in the old haunted rope and duct tape factory
dex: the what
val: but hey i'm running a little late, you go on ahead without me
dex: *sigh* this is gonna be one of THOSE episodes, isn't it
sometimes i miss the good old days when dex just wandered into a nest of bees like a complete buffoon and had to be rescued by his ripped girlfriend
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this also gives me ideas for if kota were to like just walk in lookin for dex and see him all bundled up and hes like β dE-MMNPHβ and is just forced to join
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wow its been a while since ive seen a good ole lad im some nice ole ropey ties ππππ₯°π₯°π₯° dex sure looks grEAT back in the ole usual outfit sporting the nice tied and tape hehehπ
well done again distressed π₯΄π₯΄π₯΄
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hahhaa ππ yeah totally understandable
youre making me miss the good ole days π₯Ίπ₯Ί
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I wouldn't imagine they sell a lot of haunted rope but at least it would be an interesting place to feature on "How it's Made".
Speaking of TV, Its most obvious that Dex is way better at finding ghosts than those guys on A&E's "Ghost Hunters".
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You say that now, but you're like trying to get some sleep and then it starts floating around the room glowing and moaning and groaning.
"Shut the hell up haunted rope"!
Oooooo. Woo. Oooooo
"Damn it its three in the morning. Shut Up !!"
And you're lying there, half asleep, trying to think of a most egregious putdown but it's just a haunted rope and nothing comes to mind. So you blindly throw the spare pillow at it but the dang thing eludes you and the pillow knocks your guitar over with a crash onto your skate board which rolls twanging across the floor.
And, and.. no. No haunted rope for me pls.
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And then after Val rescues Dex for the umpteenth time they find out that the factory wasn't actually haunted and it was old man Jenkins all along 8)
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