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Published: 2018-07-31 00:03:36 +0000 UTC; Views: 304; Favourites: 11; Downloads: 0
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And then I got in trouble with my boss.Retail is wonderful <3
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KennyMcCormix [2018-09-03 23:42:34 +0000 UTC]
I feel lucky being a museum usher! We don't have to force a smile, in fact, having a a wee bit frown just makes the visitors refrain from touching the display pieces!
..at least the ones with half a brain!
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DivaXenia In reply to KennyMcCormix [2018-09-03 23:50:25 +0000 UTC]
that is awesome!!! You have a great job
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KennyMcCormix In reply to DivaXenia [2018-09-04 00:00:56 +0000 UTC]
Certainly one of the better ones, of course, there's always some special case visitors, who I question how they can walk and breath at the same time
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DivaXenia In reply to KennyMcCormix [2018-09-04 03:14:29 +0000 UTC]
LOL Unfortunately those are always the case with any job. Heck I even wonder that with some of my coworkers XD
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Tell-Tale-Dragon [2018-08-06 07:38:47 +0000 UTC]
Yeah welcome to retail buddy. And also fuck you XD
Great as always. With the new job I got a while back, I could go on about the shit I took personally from customers XD
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DivaXenia In reply to Tell-Tale-Dragon [2018-08-07 15:52:47 +0000 UTC]
Retail is the greatest XD
It's an absolute wonder how people can treat others like garbage.
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DivaXenia In reply to freewolf17 [2018-08-03 14:32:19 +0000 UTC]
1) Awesome I'm not alone
2) Thanks XD But I just re dyed my hair from the blond to red XD
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MahaniWolf [2018-07-31 20:53:11 +0000 UTC]
Ah, customer service. Where smiles are born...except they are not.
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DivaXenia In reply to MahaniWolf [2018-08-03 14:32:48 +0000 UTC]
it's more the "retail smile"; extremely fake and big XD
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HaruRyomaru86 [2018-07-31 10:32:59 +0000 UTC]
Is it just me or does that customer conjure images of Solas Seriously though retail is a battlefield in the pit of hell
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DivaXenia In reply to HaruRyomaru86 [2018-08-03 14:33:39 +0000 UTC]
LOL You know what, yes he looks like Solas XD XD
Retail can be awesome if the customers were not so mean XD
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freewolf17 In reply to HaruRyomaru86 [2018-07-31 23:21:54 +0000 UTC]
So it wasn't just me?!
Also, yes. Yes. It. Fucking. Is. Especially in commission work. Not only are you battling your customers (I'M LOOKING YOU JANET YOU MISERABLE ******* SOCCER MOM!), but your coworkers as well...
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HaruRyomaru86 In reply to freewolf17 [2018-08-01 07:05:44 +0000 UTC]
Oh dear look out soccer mom!
Don't even get me started on Co-workers from the lazy assholes that try and dump there work on you to the power mad woman in the office that screams and shouts as if there better then everyone and "what would the company do without them" when really their shite at the job but they've been there for years and the company stopped caring then there's the customers
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freewolf17 In reply to HaruRyomaru86 [2018-08-02 03:32:10 +0000 UTC]
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...............!
THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!
Or when you are the one having to pull everyone else's weight and then when you try to talk to them about it they give you some bullshit lecture about teamwork, even though they are the ones causing problems for other people down the line and you don't have enough time to fix all of their respective fuck ups!
As for customers. Macy's customers are the fucking worst!!!!! I used to work in shoes as a glorified fetch monkey in the shoe stock room. Dear. Fucking. GOD! Some people don't understand the words, "If I do that I can get fired." Then they keep trying to talk you into doing something like they are some special fucking snowflake. And I use this word ironically because they are the people that use "special snowflake" to describe my generation. DEAR FUCKING GOD JANICE YOU ARE NOT THE EXCEPTION TO THE RULES! Your coupon is EXPIRED! by two fucking years!
We do not carry that brand of shoes, and never have.
These shoes are falling a part, when did you buy them? You said you wore them almost every day for two years? Well, no FUCKING wonder!
You are past the 30 days, you cannot return the item.
No ma'am, I am not allowed to pull those shoes for you, a sales associate has to send back a pick list. Why? Because that is someone else's job that they get commission for, and I can get fired for it.
Sir, you cannot go into the stock room.
No ma'am, that item is not on sale, and no I cannot adjust the price.
I'm sorry ma'am I am a stock worker not a sales associate, therefore I am no allowed to operate any monetary functions on the cash register such as returns, exchanges or purchase.
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HaruRyomaru86 In reply to freewolf17 [2018-08-02 08:12:37 +0000 UTC]
Get Fired what's that? That's right up there with I can get you fired if you don't do as I say. Go ahead and try Mrs my boss doesn't like hard work and finding replacement staff is harder then you think! Yeah I've met many of those type of customers too
The cracking insults got worse when I switched to working in Hospitality, Restaurants and Cake Baking and Decorating.
This food taste bad!(No one else was complaining) But Sir you've eaten almost the whole plate! still they want a refund and you end up getting your ear chewed out, but wait that customer continues to come back and you turn to your supervisor hoping they would deal with it nope they're too busy doing nothing waiting for you to get yelled at.
Fetch this Fetch that! Mrs that's not my job I work in the kitchen.... Nope you don't even get to finish your sentence before they continue to lecture you about poor service and they are a customer and that pays my wages wtf!
I'm on a diet but I want a Belgium chocolate cake with decorations can you make it less sweet? Yeah I could add salt instead of sugar seriously do ppl even think before they speak?
It's just a cake how hard can it be to make and decorate it! Fuck you try it and find out for yourself!
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freewolf17 In reply to HaruRyomaru86 [2018-09-10 03:08:38 +0000 UTC]
HAHAHA! TRUTH! Now I work at an eyeglass store and the people can be so ridiculous... Most are fine, but you get those rare gems...
:redbullet: "Can I use my insurance and the promotion?" Dude... No. I told you twice it is one or the other. We still need to make a profit, so I can keep my job. Sorry, not sorry. "I Want to speak to your manager!" Okay, but she is just going to tell you the same shit I just told you, but once it comes from the manager they turn all sweet and stop acting like asshats.
:yellowbullet: No, you cannot stack promotions. It is one or the other, stop trying to pretend like you are being sneaky or found a loophole.urplebullet: "Oh, I changed my mind! Can I get my receipt emailed as well as printed?" Jesus Christ, I told you to speak now or forever hold your piece before I clicked the button and gave you a good ten seconds to change your mind before I clicked print. Too late, printed, can't email it as well. Tough shit. They throw a fit anyway even though I double checked that you didn't want it emailed three times!
rangebullet: DO NOT call the store to yell at me for calling you to remind you to schedule for your appointment with the optometrist because we haven't seen you in two years! It is my job! Sorry for doing it!
:greenbullet: Please, for the love of god, if you decide you don't like that particular frame, put it back the way you found it, or at least put it back neatly! Don't put it back on the display upside down, or backwards! It is not like trying to fold a fucking shirt in the store! Close the hinges, place it up right in the empty spot! NOT THAT HARD!
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DivaXenia In reply to MartmeisterPaladin [2018-08-03 14:33:53 +0000 UTC]
Tis the Retail Life XD
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Yurosoku [2018-07-31 07:36:50 +0000 UTC]
That is easily the most terrifying smile I've seen you draw...I LOVE IT.
Sums up my attitude at work :3
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DivaXenia In reply to Yurosoku [2018-08-03 14:35:37 +0000 UTC]
LOL I tried to make the best smile and I'm pretty sure that I captured my smile from work XD
Oh Retail XD
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Yurosoku In reply to DivaXenia [2018-08-03 21:53:52 +0000 UTC]
You are amazing with smiles!
no as a maid ;3 essentially
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DivaXenia In reply to Yurosoku [2018-08-03 22:12:01 +0000 UTC]
well at least drawing them XD
I think I would be great as a maid XD XD
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Yurosoku In reply to DivaXenia [2018-08-04 14:45:44 +0000 UTC]
And putting them on people's!!
Can you speak French???
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DivaXenia In reply to Yurosoku [2018-08-05 00:06:42 +0000 UTC]
lol I try XD
I speak very little Quebec French (Canadian version versus Actual France French XD
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Yurosoku In reply to DivaXenia [2018-08-05 07:47:22 +0000 UTC]
Yeah!
Are ya willing to two two hundred cabins twice!?
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Yurosoku In reply to DivaXenia [2018-08-07 22:06:34 +0000 UTC]
Oh of course that goes without saying g
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Yurosoku In reply to DivaXenia [2018-08-10 07:02:03 +0000 UTC]
Mama Mia!!!
Funnny enough I can his voice
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DivaXenia In reply to Yurosoku [2018-08-11 02:05:50 +0000 UTC]
Mario's voice will always echo in our hearts
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DivaXenia In reply to Yurosoku [2018-08-13 00:06:39 +0000 UTC]
in which was quite terrible at Mario games when I was young. I heard his screams all the time
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Yurosoku In reply to DivaXenia [2018-08-13 06:00:28 +0000 UTC]
It's why I hate the clock tower in the N64...so many screams
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LSDInkvizitor [2018-07-31 01:27:01 +0000 UTC]
three pregnant women gave premature birth out of fear, five called police and i am sure one tried to use cross against demonic possession.
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