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[9:15:27 PM] Mr. Juego: I TOLD YA'

[9:15:30 PM] Mr. Juego: THERE IS A CHAT THING

[9:15:30 PM] Kerith Jebus Krisp: OH.

[9:15:34 PM] Kerith Jebus Krisp: I SEE.

[9:15:38 PM] Kerith Jebus Krisp: YES, GOOD.

[9:15:48 PM] Mr. Juego: INDEED.

[9:16:03 PM] Kerith Jebus Krisp: SHALL WE BEGIN?

[9:16:48 PM] Mr. Juego: YES- START US OFF, O' RIGHTEOUS ONE.

[9:17:01 PM] Kerith Jebus Krisp: UH... OKAY.

[9:18:26 PM] Kerith Jebus Krisp: UH... Well, I think it should, like, fade into a ceiling-view of the interrogation room... Aaaaand... OUR TEAMS SHOULD BE KNOWED OUT. YES.

[9:18:44 PM] Kerith Jebus Krisp: *KNOCKED

[9:19:19 PM] Mr. Juego: Yeeeeeesss, yeeeeeeess~ GO ON.

[9:19:56 PM] Kerith Jebus Krisp: AND THEN... Uuuuhh... (What's the bird's name again? XD)

[9:20:41 PM] Mr. Juego: TEAGAN.

[9:22:30 PM] Kerith Jebus Krisp: OH, YEAH, TEAGAN. WELL HE WAKES UP FIRST AND HE IS LIKE "What the fuck?" AND SMACKS ART LIKE "GET UP, YOU FOOL,"  WHICH WAKES HIM UP?

[9:23:53 PM] Kerith Jebus Krisp: UHH... AND THEN I GOT NOTHIN'.

[9:24:36 PM] Mr. Juego: AND THEN I GUESS, ART WOULD BE LIKE "SHATTAP" BUT THEN THEY BOTH LOOK AROUND AND ARE LIKE, DAFUQ?

[9:26:10 PM] Kerith Jebus Krisp: YES. YES, THIS IS GOOD. THEN THEY WAKE THE OTHER TWO UP (LIKE ASSHOLES) AND... THEY TRY TO REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT.

[9:27:07 PM] Kerith Jebus Krisp: ... IN WHICH CELTY MAKES A REFERENCE TO "THE HANGOVER," WHICH IS A MOVIE THAT SHE SHOULDN'T EVEN BE WATCHING.

[9:29:25 PM] Mr. Juego: INDEED, INDEED >:I AND THEN,  THE FLASHBACK SHALL CUT TO THEM WHEN THEY FIRST ENTERED THE CASINO, AND SOUGHT OUT THE MAGIC SHOW GUY.

[9:31:12 PM] Kerith Jebus Krisp: YES, AND THEY DON'T HAVE MUCH TROUBLE GETTING ACCEPTED BECAUSE ART IS A BUNEARY... AND THEY NEED A RABBIT... BECAUSE THE ASSISTANT IS A RABBIT. AND EVERYTHING IS... MY LOGIC HAS NO FAULTS.

[9:34:10 PM] Kerith Jebus Krisp: BUT THEY GET ACCEPTED, THEN THEY SING THAT SONG BECAUSE IT ROCKS, AND THEN IT FLASHES FORWARD TO THEM SNEAKING INTO THE CASINO (TO TAKE A PEEK).

[9:35:05 PM] Kerith Jebus Krisp: THE FLASHBACK COULD END AS WE SEE THEIR EXPRESSIONS WHEN THEY SEE THE CASINO?

[9:36:38 PM] Mr. Juego: THIS IS BRILLIANT- TOO BRILLIANT~ AND THEN IT SHALL CUT BACK TO REAL TIME, AND THE CASINO OWNER GUY SHALL WALK IN LIKE A BOSS- FOLLOWED BY HIS HENCHMEN, WHO CAN BE LIKE MACHOKE OR SOMETHING; WITH SUNGLASSSES.

[9:37:08 PM] Mr. Juego: AND THEN HE SHALL DEMAND TO KNOW WHERE THE MONEY IS,

[9:37:44 PM] Mr. Juego: BUT IT SHALL BE LEFT UNCLEAR AS TO WHETHER THEY KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT, OR DON'T

[9:38:44 PM] Mr. Juego: AND THEN, THEY SHALL BE BEAT DOWN- UNTIL ONE OF THEM CONTINUES WITH THE FLASHBACK THING

[9:41:55 PM] Kerith Jebus Krisp: THEN, UH, CELTY SHOULD BE ALL LIKE "LOL, YOU GUYS SUCK, YOU CLEARLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO INTERROGATE PEOPLE." BECUASE THEY CAN'T BEAT THE SHIT OUT A 13-YEAR-OLD.

[9:42:02 PM] Kerith Jebus Krisp: FUCK YEAH, LAWS!
[9:43:41 PM] Mr. Juego: XD Lol, SCREW THE RULES- HE'D PROBABLY BE ALL LIKE, SCREW
THE RULES; I GOTS MONIES

[9:43:53 PM] Mr. Juego: (ffff- redundancy)

[9:44:00 PM] Mr. Juego: ANYWAYS-

[9:44:01 PM] Mr. Juego: UH

[9:46:25 PM] Kerith Jebus Krisp: I THINK... AFTER THAT, SHE'S JUST LIKE "OBJECTION. I HAVE-UH... A FRIEND WHO IS PART OF A MAFIA. HE WIL DESSTROY YOOOOOOOOOU."

[9:48:50 PM] Kerith Jebus Krisp: EVEN THOUGH THAT'S KIND OF NOT TRUE, BECAUSE SHE ONLY HAS CEDRIC AND HE'S, LIKE, 100 MILES AWAY AND HE WOULD PROBABLY GET HIS ASS BEATEN INTO THE SIDEWALK IF HE TRIED TO TAKE ON THAT MANY GUARDS.

[9:52:17 PM] Mr. Juego: AT THAT POINT, I'M SURE THAT TEAGAN WOULD HAVE TOLD HER TO SHUT-UP AS WELL, AND THEN PROCEED TO TELL AN ELABORATE LIE ABOUT HOW IT WAS ALL ART'S FAULT. AND THEN IT WOULD SHOW A WARPED PAST WHERE ART IS SECRETLY CHEATING AT THE SLOT MACHINES AND POKER TABLES- WHILE TEAGAN IS TRYING TO TELL HIM TO STOP. OF COURSE, THIS IS ALL A LIE

[9:53:18 PM] Mr. Juego: SO THEN ART WOULD TELL HIS SIDE OF THE STORY, WHICH IS EXACTLY THE REVERSE- BUT IT WOULD BE PRETTY OBVIOUS THAT HE WAS LYING TOO.

[9:54:32 PM] Mr. Juego: IN REALITY I'M SURE THAT THEY WERE COLLABORATING IN CHEATING AT THE CASINO TO ADD TO THE LOAD OF CASH THAT THEY HAD ALREADY GOT DURING THE MAGIC SHOW.

[9:54:54 PM] Kerith Jebus Krisp: YES. YES THEY DID.

[9:56:11 PM] Kerith Jebus Krisp: BUT BEFORE THEY COMMENCE THE TAR-BEATING OUT OF OUR... UH "HEROS," SUDDENLY THERE IS A LOUD "THWUMPF" AT THE DOOR.

[9:57:15 PM] Kerith Jebus Krisp: AND THEY HEAR WHISPERING LIKE "Is this even legal? Are you even being legal? How many laws are you attempting to break? Are you even doing this right?"

[9:57:49 PM] Kerith Jebus Krisp: "OF COURSE I AM. NOW. LEMMIE DO DIS SHIT. STAND BACK, BITCH."

[10:00:10 PM] Kerith Jebus Krisp: AND THEN MAI BOI'S TEAM AND SOME OTHER RESCUE TEAM BLAST THROUGH THAT DOOR (after Travis remembers that Head Smash can probably do a better job at busting down steel doors than thrusting himself at it can).

[10:01:01 PM] Kerith Jebus Krisp: HIS ORIGINAL INTENTION WAS ACTUALLY TO STEAL A BUNCH OF MONEY AND SAY THAT HE WON THE LOTTERY, BUT I GUESS RESCUING SOME MERCHANTS IS OKAY TOO.

[10:05:45 PM] Mr. Juego: AND THEN THEY SHALL MAKE THEIR ELABORATE ESCAPE, PURSUED BY EVEN MORE GUARDS. BUT RIGHT BEFORE THEY MAKE IT OUT OF THE CASINO- ART AND TEAGAN WILL REMEMBER JUST HOW MUCH MONEY THAT HAD MADE, AND WHERE THEY HAD STASHED IT IN ONE ELABORATE FLASHBACK, BEFORE TURNING AROUND AND DASHING BACK INTO THE CASINO.

[10:06:33 PM] Mr. Juego: NOW OF COURSE, FOR THE TWIST THE MONEY HAS TO HAVE BEEN HIDDEN SOMEWHERE WHERE NOBODY WOULD EXPECT IT.

[10:07:05 PM] Kerith Jebus Krisp: INSIDE THE BATCAVE?

[10:07:11 PM] Mr. Juego: YES.

[10:07:14 PM] Kerith Jebus Krisp: YES.

[10:07:55 PM] Mr. Juego: AND THAT IS HOW IT SHALL END- SECURING US FIRST PRIZE FOR SURE.

[10:08:25 PM] Kerith Jebus Krisp: YES. FOREVER AND ALWAYS. MOTHER OF GOD, THIS IS PROBABLY THE BEST CONVERSATION I'VE EVER HAD.

[10:09:12 PM] Mr. Juego: I WOULD HAVE TO CONCUR. THIS HAS BEEN A MOST DELICIOUS PRE-PLANNING, UH, THING.

[10:10:01 PM] Kerith Jebus Krisp: I'M JUST... GOING TO COPY THIS CONVERSATION. THIS IS JUST SUCK A FABULOUS PLOT, HORY SHIT.

[10:10:10 PM] Kerith Jebus Krisp: *SUCH

[10:11:12 PM] Mr. Juego: I SHALL DO THE SAME. AND NOBODY WILL SEE IT COMING- THEY WILL BE BOTH SHOCKED AND AWED.

[10:11:26 PM] Kerith Jebus Krisp: MMMMMMM-YES.

[10:11:48 PM] Mr. Juego: MOST DELICIOUS- YUS.

[5/18/2012 6:10:11 PM] Alvers: YOU HAD ANY NEW PLANS MANG?

[5/18/2012 6:10:24 PM] Diznits: NAH, MAN.

[5/18/2012 6:11:49 PM] Diznits: BUT I THINK WE WERE AT THE PART WHERE THE HOT-HEADS REMEMBERED THAT THEY HAD TO GET THE MONEY AND THEY RAN BACK IN.

[5/18/2012 6:12:16 PM] Alvers: OH YES, WITH THE BAT CAVE!

[5/18/2012 6:14:30 PM] Alvers: AND ACTUALLY, I WAS THINKING THAT MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE IT SO THAT CELTY AND LUMEN WEREN'T CAPTURED- AND THEY COULD HAVE THEIR OWN MINI WHATEVER BEFORE THEY REALIZE THAT THE OTHER TWO ARE MISSING, AND GET TEAM WAZZUP NERDZ TO HELP FIND THEM.

[5/18/2012 6:14:35 PM] Alvers: IUNNO.

[5/18/2012 6:14:53 PM] Diznits: OH MY GOD.

[5/18/2012 6:14:55 PM] Diznits: YES.

[5/18/2012 6:15:06 PM] Diznits: THAT'S BETTER THAN BEFORE.

[5/18/2012 6:15:30 PM] Diznits: AND THEY DEVISE A PLAN TO STEAL A BUNCH OF MONEY FROM THE CASINO.

[5/18/2012 6:15:48 PM] Diznits: BUT THEY FIND THE OTHER TWO INSTEAD.

[5/18/2012 6:16:04 PM] Alvers: UNF.

[5/18/2012 6:16:10 PM] Alvers: THIS IS MOST EXCELLENT.

[5/18/2012 6:16:59 PM] Alvers: AND NOW FOR THE ENDING.

[5/18/2012 6:18:04 PM] Alvers: I'M NOT SURE WHAT WERE GONNA DO, BUT WE HAVE TO LEAVE THEIR FATES AMBIGUOUS.

[5/18/2012 6:18:18 PM] Diznits: NO, WAIT.

[5/18/2012 6:19:41 PM] Alvers: YEAH MAN, GO-ON.

[5/18/2012 6:19:43 PM] Diznits: WE SHOULD MAKE IT SO THEY... UH... GET, LIKE, ALL OF THE MONEY, BUT IT TURNS OUT IT WAS ALL FAKE.

[5/18/2012 6:19:47 PM] Diznits: ALL OF IT.

[5/18/2012 6:19:53 PM] Diznits: AND THEY JUST...

[5/18/2012 6:19:58 PM] Diznits: I DON'T KNOW.

[5/18/2012 6:20:06 PM] Alvers: MIND/BLOWN.

[5/18/2012 6:20:11 PM] Alvers: Perfect~

[5/18/2012 6:20:26 PM] Alvers: AND THE CASINO WAS ONE BIG SCAM THE WHOLE TIME.

[5/18/2012 6:20:50 PM] Diznits: WAIT.

[5/18/2012 6:21:19 PM] Diznits: YES.

[5/18/2012 6:21:38 PM] Diznits: THE CASINO NEVER ACTUALLY GIVES YOU MONEY FOR WINNING ANYTHING.

[5/18/2012 6:22:54 PM] Diznits: AND THEY KEEP ALL OF THEY SCAMMED CUSTOMERS' REAL MONEY AND PUT IT INTO THEIR CASINO AND KEEP THE REST FOR THEMSELVES.

[5/18/2012 6:23:46 PM] Diznits: SO THEY END UP REVEALING IT AND NOW PROBABLY HAVE TO FEAR FOR THEIR LIVES FOR A WHILE.

[5/18/2012 6:24:28 PM] Alvers: YES.YES.YES.

[5/18/2012 6:24:41 PM] Alvers: (holdup, lame parents)

[5/18/2012 6:26:59 PM] Alvers: OKAYS.

[5/18/2012 6:27:14 PM] Alvers: NOW I GUESS WE JUST NEED TO COME UP WITH THE DIALOUGE- AND THEN WE'RE SET.

[5/18/2012 6:27:33 PM] Diznits: yes.

[5/18/2012 6:27:36 PM] Diznits: Yes.

[5/18/2012 6:29:10 PM] Alvers: BUT THEN I GUESS WE'LL HAVE TO MAKE SURE THE DIALOUGE GOES WITH THE PAGES PROPERLY.

[5/25/2012 12:59:47 PM] Alvers: Alright, I may as well jot it down in an Rp format since that would probably be convinient in terms of scenery and stuff, no?

[5/25/2012 1:01:26 PM] Diznits: YUP

[5/25/2012 1:14:25 PM] Alvers: The swablu awakened grogilly, eyes half open...but it took only a moment for him to rise up to a stand abruptly as he took immediate note of the unfamiliar surroundings. Teagans gaze darted from wall to wall of the confined room rapidly; dark gray stone lining the interior, what seemed to be empty storage barrels hugging the walls, and old red piping lining the ceiling. The only source of light, ableit dim, was a bulb that hung overhead- just barely illuminating the room. "...where in the"- Teagan muttered to himself, his face a mixture of confusion and seriousness; and maybe a hint of suspicion too. He glanced over to Art now, who was still unconsious- the two obviously having been strewn over next to eachother. Teagan hopped over towards his head- extending his wings to deliver a few smacks to the bunearys face. "up- get up you fool!" he hissed-

[5/25/2012 1:14:28 PM] Alvers: Derp.

[5/25/2012 1:15:12 PM] Diznits: so sugoi

[5/25/2012 1:15:16 PM] Diznits: desu

[5/25/2012 1:15:37 PM] Alvers: nii~

[5/25/2012 1:19:32 PM] Diznits: SO SINCE I ACTUALLY CAN'T WRITE ALL THAT WELL... AT ALL, CAN I BE EXCUSED FROM HAVING A SUPER DETAILED WRITING STYLE? XD

[5/25/2012 1:20:31 PM] Alvers: I'm sure your writing is perfectly fine DX

[5/25/2012 1:20:38 PM] Alvers: I wouldn't be bothered anyways-

[5/25/2012 1:25:20 PM] Diznits: Hol'on, I have to empty the dishwasher.~

[5/25/2012 1:25:42 PM] Alvers: Sure thang.

[5/25/2012 1:52:35 PM] Diznits: A'IGHT, IT'S TIME.

[5/25/2012 1:52:52 PM] Alvers: Yey : D

[5/25/2012 1:54:38 PM] Diznits: I'm just going to do this in the unpoeticly gifted man's way. XD

[5/25/2012 1:56:39 PM] Diznits: "HRRRRUH. WHAT THE- THE FUCK IS THIS!? THE FUCK WAS THAT? THE FUCK ARE YOU!?"

[5/25/2012 1:56:57 PM] Diznits: "... Wait."

[5/25/2012 1:57:23 PM] Diznits: "OH. IT'S YOU. What have you done now!?"

[5/25/2012 1:58:01 PM] Alvers: xD

[5/25/2012 1:59:15 PM] Alvers: "I think the better question is, just how the hell did we end up here?!"

[5/25/2012 2:02:04 PM] Diznits: "NNNNN- Wait... weren't we JUST  at the casino?"

[5/25/2012 2:02:35 PM] Diznits: "I think we were supposed to do some kind of magic show... or something..."

[5/25/2012 2:05:24 PM] Alvers: "Not anymore, OBVIOUSLY- and we already took care of care of that, remember?"

[5/25/2012 2:06:15 PM] Diznits: "Huh! Oh yeah, I remember that..."

[5/25/2012 2:08:24 PM] Diznits: "In FACT, I think now is a fabulous time for one of those... UNNECESSARY FLASHBACK MONTASH."

[5/25/2012 2:08:46 PM] Diznits: *MONTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHHHHHH"

[5/25/2012 2:11:08 PM] Alvers: *WHOOOSH*

[5/25/2012 2:11:42 PM] Diznits: *FLASH. AHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*

[5/25/2012 2:14:40 PM] Alvers: (I'm guessing the four of them would be at the front of the casino, having just entered)

[5/25/2012 2:19:23 PM] Alvers: "-whatever, uhhh...Arnold, lets just get this show done already. I just wanna get the money, and go home- places like this are too sleazy for me"

[5/25/2012 2:19:52 PM] Alvers: ( were celty and lumen gonna participate in the show, or would they be part of the audience?)

[5/25/2012 2:25:31 PM] Diznits: THEY SHOULD BE A PART OF THE SHOW... MMMMM... THEY SHOULD... UH... Do something?

[5/25/2012 2:30:24 PM] Alvers: o: cuz I mean, we were going to focus on those two more at the second half anyways- and I wouldn't want to stress you with drawing like 5 characters on stage at the same time.

[5/25/2012 2:30:57 PM] Diznits: Thank you. XD

[5/25/2012 2:32:06 PM] Alvers: no problemo CX

[5/25/2012 2:32:53 PM] Diznits: ANYWAYS, Celty: "OH, SO, DUDE. ARE YOU READY... FOR THIS MAGIC SHOW!?!?"

[5/25/2012 2:35:36 PM] Alvers: "psssh- 'ready', doesn't even flippin' describe it!. Antonio and I are gonna eat the crowd alive"

[5/25/2012 2:36:35 PM] Diznits: Celty: "YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHH!"

[5/25/2012 2:37:01 PM] Diznits: *in which she runs off screen and we flash forward to their room thing*

[5/25/2012 2:38:12 PM] Diznits: Celty: "C'MON- DFF- JUST PUT THAT SHIT ON- DUH. UNH. C'MON, HURRY. RNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN."

[5/25/2012 2:39:05 PM] Diznits: "Yeah. YEAH!!!"

[5/25/2012 2:39:12 PM] Diznits: *BOOOOOOOOM*

[5/25/2012 2:42:38 PM] Alvers: Lumen: "Ohmygosh, ohmygosh, ohmygosh- I've never seen a magic act before! well there was that one guy we saw peforming one time- but teagan says that zoruas are a bunch of gypsies who con people and take your possessions an-"

[5/25/2012 2:42:55 PM] Alvers: Teagan: "Shush- both of you."

[5/25/2012 2:45:18 PM] Diznits: Art: "We should shove you in a tank of water and see if you can escape."

[5/25/2012 2:45:23 PM] Diznits: "Yes."

[5/25/2012 2:46:48 PM] Alvers: ( he was talkin' to Teagan right?)

[5/25/2012 2:51:39 PM] Diznits: )YES(

[5/25/2012 2:55:25 PM] Alvers: Teagan: *glares* "Look alfred, we don't have time for this nonsense", Hops off of a dresser or whatever and tosses a few coins at the other two, "why don't you two buy yourselves some drinks or something?"

[5/25/2012 2:57:54 PM] Diznits: Celty: "DAMN RIGHT... Wait, where is the Casino?"

[5/25/2012 2:58:41 PM] Diznits: (I think it wouldn't fit if Celty and Lumen were in the show, so they should be off to their own devices.)

[5/25/2012 3:00:06 PM] Alvers: (Sounds like a plan P:< )

[5/25/2012 3:02:50 PM] Alvers: Teagan: "Kid- there are people in these places that you don't want to get yourself involved with-"

[5/25/2012 3:03:33 PM] Diznits: Celty: "-ARE YOU SAYING I'M NOT READY?"

[5/25/2012 3:06:32 PM] Alvers: Teagan: *glares* "Kid, how old are you eve-...y'know what, forget it. Lumen don't listen to anything she says-"

[5/25/2012 3:09:25 PM] Diznits: Celty: "Shhhh... No more words. I will now take this child-whom-of-which-I-don't-know into a place that is sure to make us go bankrupt, but no one gives a shit BECAUSE WE'RE KIDS."

[5/25/2012 3:10:40 PM] Alvers: Lumen: *wide eyed* " Is bankrupt-ness a good thing?"

[5/25/2012 3:11:13 PM] Diznits: Celty: "ABSOLUTELY."

[5/26/2012 1:15:59 PM] Diznits: "I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS. TWO DOLLARS."

[5/26/2012 1:16:37 PM] Diznits: I FIGURED STUFF OUT.

[5/26/2012 1:17:04 PM] Alvers: xD

[5/26/2012 1:17:40 PM] Diznits: LIKE HOW CELTY AND LUMAN GET OUT BEFORE SHIT HITS THE FAN.

[5/26/2012 1:19:07 PM] Diznits: SO CELTY GAMBLES ALL OF HER MONEY AWAY. ALL OF HER TWO DOLLARS, THEN SHE LEAVES THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR AND TELLS *whatever the Slowking's name is* THAT SHE WANTS HER TWO DOLLARS.

[5/26/2012 1:19:37 PM] Diznits: THEN HE'S LIKE, "..... B| Get outta here, kid."

[5/26/2012 1:20:30 PM] Diznits: THERE.

[5/26/2012 1:20:39 PM] Alvers: Bamf.

[5/26/2012 1:21:20 PM] Alvers: And then, they won't be there while their teamates get taken off >:I I liek.

[5/26/2012 7:38:39 PM] Diznits: "I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS."

[5/26/2012 7:38:49 PM] Alvers: "I don't have your dime!"

[5/26/2012 7:39:14 PM] Diznits: "FINE. GAWD. LET'S GET OUTTA HERE, LUMEN."
So then they walk out and stuff and the Clefairy guy slams the door behind them.

[5:17:46 PM] Alvers: Alrigh P: I'm guessing Lumen would have spent most of her money already and would have gotten a big gulp or something.

[5:17:49 PM] Alvers: *alright\

[5:18:06 PM] Diznits: A big gulp?

[5:18:11 PM] Diznits: wHAT

[5:18:37 PM] Alvers: 2.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE…

[5:18:59 PM] Diznits: AH.

[5:19:06 PM] Diznits: I SEE.

[5:20:57 PM] Alvers: THEY'RE DELICIOUS.

[5:21:42 PM] Diznits: SO, I think then it should then cut to them doing their magic show stuff.

[5:22:49 PM] Diznits: BUT, I'm not sure if we should still do the "Never Had A Friend Like Me" shtick... MAYBE JUST DO SOME STUPID SHIT? OR WE COULD STILL DO THE SONG.

[5:28:28 PM] Alvers: YUS.

[5:28:53 PM] Alvers: Okay, then maybe we could have them performing houdini-esque death defying stunts?

[5:29:00 PM] Diznits: YES.

[5:29:03 PM] Diznits: YES, WE SHOULD,

[5:29:21 PM] Diznits: BUT LET'S HAVE IT BE NOT SRS BUSINESS BECAUSE THAT SHIT'S FOR PUSSIES.

[5:29:39 PM] Alvers: I KNOW THIS.

[5:29:57 PM] Alvers: THERE WILL BE VOLTORB- AND EXPLOSIONS.

[5:30:08 PM] Diznits: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH YES

[5:30:56 PM] Alvers: AND MAYBE A SHARPEDO FILLED TANK- THAT WAY ART WOULD GET HIS WISH OF  DUMPING TEAGAN INTO A TANK OF WATER.

[5:31:50 PM] Diznits: YES.

[5:32:18 PM] Diznits: AND HE'LL JUST GIVE TEAGAN THAT SMILE OF ABSOLUTE SELF-SATISFACTION.

[5:32:50 PM] Alvers: YES. THIS IS MOST EXCELLENT.

[5:33:48 PM] Alvers: Then I'd guess there would need to be a finale-

[5:34:09 PM] Diznits: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[5:34:14 PM] Alvers: GO ON.

[5:35:07 PM] Diznits: SOMEONE IN THE ACT SHOULD BE TEACHING THE KIDS ABOUT SELF-DEFENSE IN THE THEATER.

[5:35:15 PM] Diznits: AND IT SHOULD BE SOMETHING LIKE THIS:

[5:35:28 PM] Diznits: media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m51b2t…

[5:35:37 PM] Diznits: media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m51gl1…

[5:37:46 PM] Alvers: I APPROVE OF THIS. PERHAPS IF THE CHILDREN LEARN ABOUT SELF DEFENSE, IT WILL TAKE THEIR MINDS OFF OF OWED DOLLARS.

[5:37:56 PM] Alvers: OR IT COULD END HORRIBLY.

[5:38:55 PM] Diznits: AND THEN HE ACCIDENTALLY SHOOTS THE WATER TANK, WHICH PREVENTS ART FROM ACHIEVING HIS DREAM OF ATTEMPTED MURDER.

[5:39:09 PM] Diznits: OF TEAGAN.

[5:40:00 PM] Alvers: HE'LL GET ANOTHER CHANCE.

[5:40:06 PM] Alvers: SOON.

[5:40:20 PM] Diznits: SOON...

[5:42:22 PM] Alvers: Then I guess it would cut back to the jail-room thing after the show ends with a huge applause, and they get their cash.

[5:42:45 PM] Diznits: YES.

[5:43:18 PM] Alvers: The slowking guy would walk in with his two machoke body guards. And they would all be wearing sunglasses.

[5:43:23 PM] Alvers: Because.

[5:43:26 PM] Alvers: Sunglasses.

[5:44:06 PM] Diznits: THERE IS NO NEED FOR EXPLANATIONS.

[5:44:10 PM] Diznits: BECAUSE.

[5:44:14 PM] Diznits: SUNGLASSES

[5:44:26 PM] Alvers: LIKE A BOSS.

[5:45:04 PM] Alvers: He'd pull off the sunglasses dramatically, and just glare at them.

[5:47:02 PM] Alvers: Expecting one of them to say something first- which they would probably do. Because waking up in a dark room and having someone glare at you is pretty creepy.

[5:48:59 PM] Diznits: Art: ".... Hey I just met you"

[5:49:04 PM] Diznits: "and this is crazy"

[5:49:13 PM] Diznits: "BUT THIS IS ALL HIS FAULT."

[5:49:21 PM] Diznits: "SO LET ME GO MAYBE?"

[5:49:29 PM] Alvers: jdlakfjdlakdjfalksdjf

[5:50:15 PM] Alvers: Teagan: " Sir- he's a liar."

[5:50:37 PM] Alvers: *forget the sir, he's too informal for that.

[5:50:56 PM] Diznits: ART: "WOULD I LIKE TO YOU?"

[5:51:02 PM] Diznits: *LIE

[5:51:36 PM] Diznits: ART: "OF COURSE NOT. THIS LITTLE SHIT RIGHT HERE DID ALL OF IT. IT WAS HIS IDEA."

[5:51:45 PM] Diznits: "TRUE STORY."

[5:52:48 PM] Alvers: Teagan: "Pfft! I'll tell you what happened"

[5:52:55 PM] Alvers: *Cue flashback*

[5:53:49 PM] Alvers: "So we had just collected our payment, and were about to head on out of here-"

[5:54:19 PM] Alvers: "But you know how bunearys are- they always think they'll get lucky."

[5:54:50 PM] Alvers: "he dragged me along with him into the casino where 'IT' happened"

[5:55:10 PM] Diznits: -"YOU FAT FUCKING LIAR-"

[5:55:43 PM] Alvers: Teagan: *brushes aside Art

[5:55:47 PM] Alvers: fffff-

[5:56:43 PM] Alvers: Teagan: *brushes aside Art's remark* "so there we were, sitting around that poker table."

[5:57:20 PM] Alvers: "get this, he uses his fluff to hide the cards- the fiend."

[5:57:27 PM] Alvers: "I saw everything"

[5:59:26 PM] Alvers: "THEN- after conning everyone, he goes on to the slot machines! cheats at those too!"

[5:59:51 PM] Alvers: "just-take him away"

[6:00:07 PM] Diznits: "YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKING PANZEY ASS BITCH.

[6:01:11 PM] Diznits: "I'M GOING TO SHOVE MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS SO FAR-" *gets smacked across the head by the guard*

[6:02:43 PM] Alvers: Teagan: "and he has absolutely nothing to say in his defence" *shakes his head* "completely shameless."

[6:05:41 PM] Diznits: Art: "NO. NO! I'LL TELL YOU WHAT REALLY HAPPENED. THIS FUCKER RIGHT HERE IS THE ONE THAT HACKED THE SLOT MACHINES; HE'S JUST TRING TO PIN THE BLAME ON ME!"

[6:05:58 PM] Diznits: Art: "Here's what REALLY hapened..."

[6:09:28 PM] Diznits: "THE LITTLE SHIT ENDS UP STEALING THE MONEY RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER YOUR NOSES AND HE GOES AND HIDES IT. I DON'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW WHERE HE PUT IT BUT HE'S ALL *speaks in girly voice* 'Oh, I got a bunch of cash. We're gonna be rich.' BUT I WAS LIKE 'WHOA WAIT, THAT'S ILLEGAL, YOU FAT NASTY TRASH."

[6:10:06 PM] Diznits: "BUT IT WAS TOO LATE TO STOP HIM AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE GOODS ARE AND ONLY HE KNOWS SO TORTURE HIM NOT ME."

[6:11:46 PM] Alvers: Slowking guy: "I don't believe either of you." *snaps fingers and the machoke beat them down*

[6:13:11 PM] Diznits: ART: "HNNNAAAAAAAAAAUUUGHHHHHHHHH-WAITWAITWAIT!"

[6:13:34 PM] Diznits: "I CAN... UH... HELP YOU GET IT BACK... I KNOW WHERE IT IS!"

[6:13:53 PM] Alvers: Teagan: "YOU IDIOT!"

[6:14:50 PM] Diznits: ART: "DUDE, SH-" *suddenly, a wild voice appears on the other side of the door!*

[6:15:43 PM] Diznits: ???: "Dude, I don't think you're doin' it- ah it- right man."

[6:16:20 PM] Diznits: ??? (2): "YOU HUST YO FUCKIN' MOUTH. I GOT DIS BITCH, NOW HOL' ON."

[6:16:50 PM] Diznits: *SUDDENLY: HEAD SMASH ALL UP IN THIS SHIT.*

[6:17:20 PM] Diznits: Travis: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo...

[6:17:39 PM] Alvers: Teagan: "What in the-"

[6:18:09 PM] Diznits: Travis: "YO. DIS SHIT AIN'T MONEY."

[6:18:44 PM] Diznits: TRAVIS: "DIS HERE IS WORTHLESS KINDA SHIT."

[6:19:09 PM] Diznits: Celty: OH HEY LOOK IT'S YOU GUYS, WE WERE WONDERING WHAT HAPPENED!"

[6:19:36 PM] Diznits: Zx: "... *ahem*"

[6:19:59 PM] Diznits: Zx: "So- ah- what da hell?"

[6:20:14 PM] Diznits: Zx: "Are you doin' here?"

[6:21:14 PM] Alvers: Lumen" *still drinking the big gulp,  but waves*

[6:21:21 PM] Alvers: (AGH, Dinner- brb)

[6:21:58 PM] Diznits: (A'ight.)

[6:22:52 PM] Alvers: (NEVERMIND, NO DINNER FOR ME)

[6:23:16 PM] Alvers: Slowking guy: "GUARDS!"

[6:23:44 PM] Alvers: Teagan: *Mutters to Art* "This is our chance- lets go."

[6:23:48 PM] Diznits: Travis: "Yo hol' up I got dis..."

[6:24:05 PM] Diznits: *BOOTY SLAP BOTH GUARDS.

[6:25:34 PM] Diznits: Guards: ...... D8<

[6:25:39 PM] Alvers: (Travis...booty warrior? www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9omeb… )

[6:26:03 PM] Diznits: (Look up Sassysummoner on tumblr~*

[6:26:49 PM] Alvers: (Does so)

[6:27:36 PM] Diznits: OH MY GOD.

[6:27:40 PM] Diznits: BEST VIDEO.

[6:27:42 PM] Diznits: YES.

[6:27:55 PM] Diznits: THIS IS WHAT SHOULD BE WHAT HAPPENS.

[6:42:40 PM] Diznits: YES, YES INDEED.

[6:42:46 PM] Diznits: ANYWAY.........

[6:43:17 PM] Diznits: Travis: OLLIES OUT SUCKAHS.

[6:44:16 PM] Diznits: *TRAVIS used $WAGGER!*

[6:44:45 PM] Diznits: Got away safely!

[6:46:23 PM] Alvers: Teagan: "I don't know what just happened or who these guys are- but we need to get the money and get out of here."

[6:48:15 PM] Diznits: Art: "FUCK! WE FORGOT THE MONEY! WE HAVE TO GO BACK!"

[6:49:52 PM] Diznits: Zx: "Et, ey, ey! Wait up! If dere's money involved we want in on it too!- TRAVIS: "YEAH WE RESCUED YO FAIRY ASSES!"

[6:50:09 PM] Diznits: ART: FINE.

[6:50:20 PM] Alvers: Teagan:...

[6:51:20 PM] Diznits: Art: Don't worry, I hid it in the one place that NO ONE would ever guess..."

[6:51:43 PM] Diznits: *Suddenly at the BATCAVE.*

[6:52:04 PM] Diznits: Celty: "WHAAAAAAAAAAAT IS THIS PLACE?"

[6:53:07 PM] Alvers: and then I guess for a twist-

[6:53:27 PM] Alvers: That clefable guy: "You fools played right into my hand."

[6:53:43 PM] Alvers: *after walking from behind a rock*

[6:53:58 PM] Diznits: CLETY: OH NO.

[6:54:14 PM] Diznits: ZX: THIS GUY.... DOESN'T MESS AROUND.

[6:56:13 PM] Alvers: "Unforutnately- I'll be taking back the money."

[6:56:39 PM] Diznits: CELTY: CAN YOU LIGHT YOURSELF ON FIRE?

[6:57:49 PM] Alvers: "I don- .....what?"

[7:00:13 PM] Diznits: "DO YOU CATCH ON FIRE?"

[7:01:32 PM] Alvers: "ARE YOU TRYING TO PLAY GAMES WITH ME!? NONE OF YOU WILL LIVE TO SEE THE DAWN!!"

[7:01:36 PM] Alvers: *attacks*

[7:02:03 PM] Diznits: "YOU AREN'T INVINCIBLE IF YOU CAN'T LIGHT YURSELF ON FIRER."

[7:02:39 PM] Diznits: *THUNDER*

[7:03:49 PM] Diznits: ART: LOOKS LIKE I'LL HAVE TO ATTACK HIM... HEAD OOOOOOOOOON!

[7:05:06 PM] Alvers: Lumen: THE BIG GULP! IT'S FINISHED

[7:05:30 PM] Diznits: ART: WAIT... what?

[7:06:43 PM] Alvers: Clefable guy: *comes in from behind and takes Art as hostage while he's distracted*

[7:08:49 PM] Alvers: "GO AHEAD, SHOCK ME- I DARE YOU"

[7:10:44 PM] Diznits: Cetly: Yeah okay, I don't see why not.

[7:11:53 PM] Diznits: *And at that moment, I bet Teagan is like .... *

[7:12:03 PM] Diznits: *BACAME

[7:12:09 PM] Diznits: 8BE.CAME.

[7:12:13 PM] Diznits: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[7:12:26 PM] Diznits: WHAT IS HAPPENING

[7:12:51 PM] Alvers: AND THEN HE WOULD GIVE ART THE SAME SMIRK OF SATISFACTION FROM EARLIER.

[7:13:58 PM] Diznits: AND THEY ALL ATTACK HIM THE CLEFAIRY WITH THEIR MOST POWERFUL ATTACKS... HEEEEAAAD OOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!

[7:14:18 PM] Alvers: *DRAGON RUUUUUSH*

[7:14:39 PM] Diznits: TRAVIS used HEAD SMASH

[7:14:50 PM] Diznits: ZX used (uh... hold on..)

[7:15:32 PM] Diznits: ZX used FOUL PLAY

[7:15:38 PM] Diznits: CELTY used THUNDER

[7:15:54 PM] Alvers: LUMEN used SUCKER PUNCH

[7:16:52 PM] Diznits: BLAM! THEY ALL HIT IN AN EXPLOSION OF AMAZING AWESOMNESS

[7:17:30 PM] Alvers: Clefairy guy: NNNGAHHHHH!

[7:18:20 PM] Alvers: Teagan: "Wait...ART, WHERE'S THE MONEY! NOOOO!"
So I was thinkng, instead of Art getting KO'd from the attack, maybe he was terribly singed and he just limps over and, like, they walk back to Tao because Art says "YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK IT. FUCK THE MONEY. JUST... FUCK EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW." Like and hour later Celty's like "Yo man, you're not still pissed off are you?"

[9:44:27 AM] Alvers: SOUNDS GOOD.

[9:47:21 AM] Diznits: And Art's like "........ Hmm, well tell you what, let me just call my conscience to process that. BRING, BRING! BRING, BRING! Yeah, they've finally apologized for BURNING ME TO A CRISP.... Oh, what's that?... Yeah?... Okay, I'll tell them. Sorry, but it looks like we're all out of FUCKS TO GIVE. *holds hand up in a phone-like manner again* Are ya sure guys?... Really? None?... YEP, TOTALLY OUT OF FUCKS- Actually, let me look in my pocket for some- OH. THAT'S RIGHT. I DON'T HAVE ANY POCKETS. JUST THIS BIRD *flips them off* *flips them off with the other hand* SEE? ONLY TWO LEFT. DOUBLE MIDDLE FINGER AND A FUCK YOU."

[9:47:42 AM] Diznits: "Fuckin' bitches."

[9:48:03 AM] Diznits: And THEN the walk of into the sunset.

[9:48:38 AM] Diznits: But Celty's just smiling because she doesn't take Art seriously AND BELIEVES HE'S FULL OF SHIT.

[9:50:06 AM] Alvers: And I'm pretty sure that Teagan would be seething.

[9:50:14 AM] Alvers: Plotting his revenge.

[9:50:34 AM] Alvers: SOON!

[9:50:42 AM] Diznits: I wonder what Hailey would be doing.

[9:51:05 AM] Alvers: Pretty sure she doesn't care about the money

[9:51:15 AM] Alvers: only sugary foods.

[9:51:32 AM] Diznits: And Art flipped his shit. XD

[9:51:58 AM] Alvers: Making them mortal enemies. Yes.

[9:52:34 AM] Diznits: SOOOOON.

[6/22/2012 10:50:04 AM] Alvers: I don't think we can get this done in a week XD

[6/22/2012 10:50:16 AM] Diznits: Neither do I

[6/22/2012 10:50:45 AM] Diznits: but I was planning on getting as much as possible done but posting the script so people could see what we were doing?

[6/22/2012 10:51:05 AM] Diznits: AND CONTINUING THE COMIC UNTIL THE EVENT?

[6/22/2012 10:51:26 AM] Alvers: SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN.

[6/22/2012 10:52:06 AM] Diznits: Then would could use the Event to get Evo. Scrolls.

[6/22/2012 10:55:01 AM] Alvers: I liek the way you think B]

[6/22/2012 10:55:26 AM] Diznits: So I can finally evolve Greg. 8T

[6/22/2012 10:55:44 AM] Diznits: He needs to be a Braviary already.

[6/22/2012 10:55:50 AM] Alvers: You wanna evolve your characters so quickly? o:

[6/22/2012 10:56:03 AM] Diznits: AWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

[6/22/2012 10:56:11 AM] Diznits: I'M ALL ABOUT THE EVOLUTION.

[6/22/2012 10:57:10 AM] Alvers: SWAG.

[6/22/2012 10:57:27 AM] Alvers: (and brb)

[6/22/2012 10:59:03 AM] Diznits: You know what? Fuck Greg, he can hold his shit up.

[6/22/2012 10:59:15 AM] Diznits: Imma evolve some TRAVIS ALL UP IN THIS SHIT.'

[6/22/2012 11:01:47 AM] Alvers: Two heads? Double the ass tappery. B]

[6/22/2012 11:04:05 AM] Diznits: The double booty warrior.

Description
[9:15:27 PM] Mr. Juego: I TOLD YA'

[9:15:30 PM] Mr. Juego: THERE IS A CHAT THING

[9:15:30 PM] Kerith Jebus Krisp: OH.

[9:15:34 PM] Kerith Jebus Krisp: I SEE.

[9:15:38 PM] Kerith Jebus Krisp: YES, GOOD.

[9:15:48 PM] Mr. Juego: INDEED.

[9:16:03 PM] Kerith Jebus Krisp: SHALL WE BEGIN?

[9:16:48 PM] Mr. Juego: YES- START US OFF, O' RIGHTEOUS ONE.

[9:17:01 PM] Kerith Jebus Krisp: UH... OKAY.

[9:18:26 PM] Kerith Jebus Krisp: UH... Well, I think it should, like, fade into a ceiling-view of the interrogation room... Aaaaand... OUR TEAMS SHOULD BE KNOWED OUT. YES.

[9:18:44 PM] Kerith Jebus Krisp: *KNOCKED

[9:19:19 PM] Mr. Juego: Yeeeeeesss, yeeeeeeess~ GO ON.

[9:19:56 PM] Kerith Jebus Krisp: AND THEN... Uuuuhh... (What's the bird's name again? XD)

[9:20:41 PM] Mr. Juego: TEAGAN.

[9:22:30 PM] Kerith Jebus Krisp: OH, YEAH, TEAGAN. WELL HE WAKES UP FIRST AND HE IS LIKE "What the fuck?" AND SMACKS ART LIKE "GET UP, YOU FOOL,"  WHICH WAKES HIM UP?

[9:23:53 PM] Kerith Jebus Krisp: UHH... AND THEN I GOT NOTHIN'.

[9:24:36 PM] Mr. Juego: AND THEN I GUESS, ART WOULD BE LIKE "SHATTAP" BUT THEN THEY BOTH LOOK AROUND AND ARE LIKE, DAFUQ?

[9:26:10 PM] Kerith Jebus Krisp: YES. YES, THIS IS GOOD. THEN THEY WAKE THE OTHER TWO UP (LIKE ASSHOLES) AND... THEY TRY TO REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT.

[9:27:07 PM] Kerith Jebus Krisp: ... IN WHICH CELTY MAKES A REFERENCE TO "THE HANGOVER," WHICH IS A MOVIE THAT SHE SHOULDN'T EVEN BE WATCHING.

[9:29:25 PM] Mr. Juego: INDEED, INDEED >:I AND THEN,  THE FLASHBACK SHALL CUT TO THEM WHEN THEY FIRST ENTERED THE CASINO, AND SOUGHT OUT THE MAGIC SHOW GUY.

[9:31:12 PM] Kerith Jebus Krisp: YES, AND THEY DON'T HAVE MUCH TROUBLE GETTING ACCEPTED BECAUSE ART IS A BUNEARY... AND THEY NEED A RABBIT... BECAUSE THE ASSISTANT IS A RABBIT. AND EVERYTHING IS... MY LOGIC HAS NO FAULTS.

[9:34:10 PM] Kerith Jebus Krisp: BUT THEY GET ACCEPTED, THEN THEY SING THAT SONG BECAUSE IT ROCKS, AND THEN IT FLASHES FORWARD TO THEM SNEAKING INTO THE CASINO (TO TAKE A PEEK).

[9:35:05 PM] Kerith Jebus Krisp: THE FLASHBACK COULD END AS WE SEE THEIR EXPRESSIONS WHEN THEY SEE THE CASINO?

[9:36:38 PM] Mr. Juego: THIS IS BRILLIANT- TOO BRILLIANT~ AND THEN IT SHALL CUT BACK TO REAL TIME, AND THE CASINO OWNER GUY SHALL WALK IN LIKE A BOSS- FOLLOWED BY HIS HENCHMEN, WHO CAN BE LIKE MACHOKE OR SOMETHING; WITH SUNGLASSSES.

[9:37:08 PM] Mr. Juego: AND THEN HE SHALL DEMAND TO KNOW WHERE THE MONEY IS,

[9:37:44 PM] Mr. Juego: BUT IT SHALL BE LEFT UNCLEAR AS TO WHETHER THEY KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT, OR DON'T

[9:38:44 PM] Mr. Juego: AND THEN, THEY SHALL BE BEAT DOWN- UNTIL ONE OF THEM CONTINUES WITH THE FLASHBACK THING

[9:41:55 PM] Kerith Jebus Krisp: THEN, UH, CELTY SHOULD BE ALL LIKE "LOL, YOU GUYS SUCK, YOU CLEARLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO INTERROGATE PEOPLE." BECUASE THEY CAN'T BEAT THE SHIT OUT A 13-YEAR-OLD.

[9:42:02 PM] Kerith Jebus Krisp: FUCK YEAH, LAWS!
[9:43:41 PM] Mr. Juego: XD Lol, SCREW THE RULES- HE'D PROBABLY BE ALL LIKE, SCREW
THE RULES; I GOTS MONIES

[9:43:53 PM] Mr. Juego: (ffff- redundancy)

[9:44:00 PM] Mr. Juego: ANYWAYS-

[9:44:01 PM] Mr. Juego: UH

[9:46:25 PM] Kerith Jebus Krisp: I THINK... AFTER THAT, SHE'S JUST LIKE "OBJECTION. I HAVE-UH... A FRIEND WHO IS PART OF A MAFIA. HE WIL DESSTROY YOOOOOOOOOU."

[9:48:50 PM] Kerith Jebus Krisp: EVEN THOUGH THAT'S KIND OF NOT TRUE, BECAUSE SHE ONLY HAS CEDRIC AND HE'S, LIKE, 100 MILES AWAY AND HE WOULD PROBABLY GET HIS ASS BEATEN INTO THE SIDEWALK IF HE TRIED TO TAKE ON THAT MANY GUARDS.

[9:52:17 PM] Mr. Juego: AT THAT POINT, I'M SURE THAT TEAGAN WOULD HAVE TOLD HER TO SHUT-UP AS WELL, AND THEN PROCEED TO TELL AN ELABORATE LIE ABOUT HOW IT WAS ALL ART'S FAULT. AND THEN IT WOULD SHOW A WARPED PAST WHERE ART IS SECRETLY CHEATING AT THE SLOT MACHINES AND POKER TABLES- WHILE TEAGAN IS TRYING TO TELL HIM TO STOP. OF COURSE, THIS IS ALL A LIE

[9:53:18 PM] Mr. Juego: SO THEN ART WOULD TELL HIS SIDE OF THE STORY, WHICH IS EXACTLY THE REVERSE- BUT IT WOULD BE PRETTY OBVIOUS THAT HE WAS LYING TOO.

[9:54:32 PM] Mr. Juego: IN REALITY I'M SURE THAT THEY WERE COLLABORATING IN CHEATING AT THE CASINO TO ADD TO THE LOAD OF CASH THAT THEY HAD ALREADY GOT DURING THE MAGIC SHOW.

[9:54:54 PM] Kerith Jebus Krisp: YES. YES THEY DID.

[9:56:11 PM] Kerith Jebus Krisp: BUT BEFORE THEY COMMENCE THE TAR-BEATING OUT OF OUR... UH "HEROS," SUDDENLY THERE IS A LOUD "THWUMPF" AT THE DOOR.

[9:57:15 PM] Kerith Jebus Krisp: AND THEY HEAR WHISPERING LIKE "Is this even legal? Are you even being legal? How many laws are you attempting to break? Are you even doing this right?"

[9:57:49 PM] Kerith Jebus Krisp: "OF COURSE I AM. NOW. LEMMIE DO DIS SHIT. STAND BACK, BITCH."

[10:00:10 PM] Kerith Jebus Krisp: AND THEN MAI BOI'S TEAM AND SOME OTHER RESCUE TEAM BLAST THROUGH THAT DOOR (after Travis remembers that Head Smash can probably do a better job at busting down steel doors than thrusting himself at it can).

[10:01:01 PM] Kerith Jebus Krisp: HIS ORIGINAL INTENTION WAS ACTUALLY TO STEAL A BUNCH OF MONEY AND SAY THAT HE WON THE LOTTERY, BUT I GUESS RESCUING SOME MERCHANTS IS OKAY TOO.

[10:05:45 PM] Mr. Juego: AND THEN THEY SHALL MAKE THEIR ELABORATE ESCAPE, PURSUED BY EVEN MORE GUARDS. BUT RIGHT BEFORE THEY MAKE IT OUT OF THE CASINO- ART AND TEAGAN WILL REMEMBER JUST HOW MUCH MONEY THAT HAD MADE, AND WHERE THEY HAD STASHED IT IN ONE ELABORATE FLASHBACK, BEFORE TURNING AROUND AND DASHING BACK INTO THE CASINO.

[10:06:33 PM] Mr. Juego: NOW OF COURSE, FOR THE TWIST THE MONEY HAS TO HAVE BEEN HIDDEN SOMEWHERE WHERE NOBODY WOULD EXPECT IT.

[10:07:05 PM] Kerith Jebus Krisp: INSIDE THE BATCAVE?

[10:07:11 PM] Mr. Juego: YES.

[10:07:14 PM] Kerith Jebus Krisp: YES.

[10:07:55 PM] Mr. Juego: AND THAT IS HOW IT SHALL END- SECURING US FIRST PRIZE FOR SURE.

[10:08:25 PM] Kerith Jebus Krisp: YES. FOREVER AND ALWAYS. MOTHER OF GOD, THIS IS PROBABLY THE BEST CONVERSATION I'VE EVER HAD.

[10:09:12 PM] Mr. Juego: I WOULD HAVE TO CONCUR. THIS HAS BEEN A MOST DELICIOUS PRE-PLANNING, UH, THING.

[10:10:01 PM] Kerith Jebus Krisp: I'M JUST... GOING TO COPY THIS CONVERSATION. THIS IS JUST SUCK A FABULOUS PLOT, HORY SHIT.

[10:10:10 PM] Kerith Jebus Krisp: *SUCH

[10:11:12 PM] Mr. Juego: I SHALL DO THE SAME. AND NOBODY WILL SEE IT COMING- THEY WILL BE BOTH SHOCKED AND AWED.

[10:11:26 PM] Kerith Jebus Krisp: MMMMMMM-YES.

[10:11:48 PM] Mr. Juego: MOST DELICIOUS- YUS.

[5/18/2012 6:10:11 PM] Alvers: YOU HAD ANY NEW PLANS MANG?

[5/18/2012 6:10:24 PM] Diznits: NAH, MAN.

[5/18/2012 6:11:49 PM] Diznits: BUT I THINK WE WERE AT THE PART WHERE THE HOT-HEADS REMEMBERED THAT THEY HAD TO GET THE MONEY AND THEY RAN BACK IN.

[5/18/2012 6:12:16 PM] Alvers: OH YES, WITH THE BAT CAVE!

[5/18/2012 6:14:30 PM] Alvers: AND ACTUALLY, I WAS THINKING THAT MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE IT SO THAT CELTY AND LUMEN WEREN'T CAPTURED- AND THEY COULD HAVE THEIR OWN MINI WHATEVER BEFORE THEY REALIZE THAT THE OTHER TWO ARE MISSING, AND GET TEAM WAZZUP NERDZ TO HELP FIND THEM.

[5/18/2012 6:14:35 PM] Alvers: IUNNO.

[5/18/2012 6:14:53 PM] Diznits: OH MY GOD.

[5/18/2012 6:14:55 PM] Diznits: YES.

[5/18/2012 6:15:06 PM] Diznits: THAT'S BETTER THAN BEFORE.

[5/18/2012 6:15:30 PM] Diznits: AND THEY DEVISE A PLAN TO STEAL A BUNCH OF MONEY FROM THE CASINO.

[5/18/2012 6:15:48 PM] Diznits: BUT THEY FIND THE OTHER TWO INSTEAD.

[5/18/2012 6:16:04 PM] Alvers: UNF.

[5/18/2012 6:16:10 PM] Alvers: THIS IS MOST EXCELLENT.

[5/18/2012 6:16:59 PM] Alvers: AND NOW FOR THE ENDING.

[5/18/2012 6:18:04 PM] Alvers: I'M NOT SURE WHAT WERE GONNA DO, BUT WE HAVE TO LEAVE THEIR FATES AMBIGUOUS.

[5/18/2012 6:18:18 PM] Diznits: NO, WAIT.

[5/18/2012 6:19:41 PM] Alvers: YEAH MAN, GO-ON.

[5/18/2012 6:19:43 PM] Diznits: WE SHOULD MAKE IT SO THEY... UH... GET, LIKE, ALL OF THE MONEY, BUT IT TURNS OUT IT WAS ALL FAKE.

[5/18/2012 6:19:47 PM] Diznits: ALL OF IT.

[5/18/2012 6:19:53 PM] Diznits: AND THEY JUST...

[5/18/2012 6:19:58 PM] Diznits: I DON'T KNOW.

[5/18/2012 6:20:06 PM] Alvers: MIND/BLOWN.

[5/18/2012 6:20:11 PM] Alvers: Perfect~

[5/18/2012 6:20:26 PM] Alvers: AND THE CASINO WAS ONE BIG SCAM THE WHOLE TIME.

[5/18/2012 6:20:50 PM] Diznits: WAIT.

[5/18/2012 6:21:19 PM] Diznits: YES.

[5/18/2012 6:21:38 PM] Diznits: THE CASINO NEVER ACTUALLY GIVES YOU MONEY FOR WINNING ANYTHING.

[5/18/2012 6:22:54 PM] Diznits: AND THEY KEEP ALL OF THEY SCAMMED CUSTOMERS' REAL MONEY AND PUT IT INTO THEIR CASINO AND KEEP THE REST FOR THEMSELVES.

[5/18/2012 6:23:46 PM] Diznits: SO THEY END UP REVEALING IT AND NOW PROBABLY HAVE TO FEAR FOR THEIR LIVES FOR A WHILE.

[5/18/2012 6:24:28 PM] Alvers: YES.YES.YES.

[5/18/2012 6:24:41 PM] Alvers: (holdup, lame parents)

[5/18/2012 6:26:59 PM] Alvers: OKAYS.

[5/18/2012 6:27:14 PM] Alvers: NOW I GUESS WE JUST NEED TO COME UP WITH THE DIALOUGE- AND THEN WE'RE SET.

[5/18/2012 6:27:33 PM] Diznits: yes.

[5/18/2012 6:27:36 PM] Diznits: Yes.

[5/18/2012 6:29:10 PM] Alvers: BUT THEN I GUESS WE'LL HAVE TO MAKE SURE THE DIALOUGE GOES WITH THE PAGES PROPERLY.

[5/25/2012 12:59:47 PM] Alvers: Alright, I may as well jot it down in an Rp format since that would probably be convinient in terms of scenery and stuff, no?

[5/25/2012 1:01:26 PM] Diznits: YUP

[5/25/2012 1:14:25 PM] Alvers: The swablu awakened grogilly, eyes half open...but it took only a moment for him to rise up to a stand abruptly as he took immediate note of the unfamiliar surroundings. Teagans gaze darted from wall to wall of the confined room rapidly; dark gray stone lining the interior, what seemed to be empty storage barrels hugging the walls, and old red piping lining the ceiling. The only source of light, ableit dim, was a bulb that hung overhead- just barely illuminating the room. "...where in the"- Teagan muttered to himself, his face a mixture of confusion and seriousness; and maybe a hint of suspicion too. He glanced over to Art now, who was still unconsious- the two obviously having been strewn over next to eachother. Teagan hopped over towards his head- extending his wings to deliver a few smacks to the bunearys face. "up- get up you fool!" he hissed-

[5/25/2012 1:14:28 PM] Alvers: Derp.

[5/25/2012 1:15:12 PM] Diznits: so sugoi

[5/25/2012 1:15:16 PM] Diznits: desu

[5/25/2012 1:15:37 PM] Alvers: nii~

[5/25/2012 1:19:32 PM] Diznits: SO SINCE I ACTUALLY CAN'T WRITE ALL THAT WELL... AT ALL, CAN I BE EXCUSED FROM HAVING A SUPER DETAILED WRITING STYLE? XD

[5/25/2012 1:20:31 PM] Alvers: I'm sure your writing is perfectly fine DX

[5/25/2012 1:20:38 PM] Alvers: I wouldn't be bothered anyways-

[5/25/2012 1:25:20 PM] Diznits: Hol'on, I have to empty the dishwasher.~

[5/25/2012 1:25:42 PM] Alvers: Sure thang.

[5/25/2012 1:52:35 PM] Diznits: A'IGHT, IT'S TIME.

[5/25/2012 1:52:52 PM] Alvers: Yey : D

[5/25/2012 1:54:38 PM] Diznits: I'm just going to do this in the unpoeticly gifted man's way. XD

[5/25/2012 1:56:39 PM] Diznits: "HRRRRUH. WHAT THE- THE FUCK IS THIS!? THE FUCK WAS THAT? THE FUCK ARE YOU!?"

[5/25/2012 1:56:57 PM] Diznits: "... Wait."

[5/25/2012 1:57:23 PM] Diznits: "OH. IT'S YOU. What have you done now!?"

[5/25/2012 1:58:01 PM] Alvers: xD

[5/25/2012 1:59:15 PM] Alvers: "I think the better question is, just how the hell did we end up here?!"

[5/25/2012 2:02:04 PM] Diznits: "NNNNN- Wait... weren't we JUST  at the casino?"

[5/25/2012 2:02:35 PM] Diznits: "I think we were supposed to do some kind of magic show... or something..."

[5/25/2012 2:05:24 PM] Alvers: "Not anymore, OBVIOUSLY- and we already took care of care of that, remember?"

[5/25/2012 2:06:15 PM] Diznits: "Huh! Oh yeah, I remember that..."

[5/25/2012 2:08:24 PM] Diznits: "In FACT, I think now is a fabulous time for one of those... UNNECESSARY FLASHBACK MONTASH."

[5/25/2012 2:08:46 PM] Diznits: *MONTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHHHHHH"

[5/25/2012 2:11:08 PM] Alvers: *WHOOOSH*

[5/25/2012 2:11:42 PM] Diznits: *FLASH. AHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*

[5/25/2012 2:14:40 PM] Alvers: (I'm guessing the four of them would be at the front of the casino, having just entered)

[5/25/2012 2:19:23 PM] Alvers: "-whatever, uhhh...Arnold, lets just get this show done already. I just wanna get the money, and go home- places like this are too sleazy for me"

[5/25/2012 2:19:52 PM] Alvers: ( were celty and lumen gonna participate in the show, or would they be part of the audience?)

[5/25/2012 2:25:31 PM] Diznits: THEY SHOULD BE A PART OF THE SHOW... MMMMM... THEY SHOULD... UH... Do something?

[5/25/2012 2:30:24 PM] Alvers: o: cuz I mean, we were going to focus on those two more at the second half anyways- and I wouldn't want to stress you with drawing like 5 characters on stage at the same time.

[5/25/2012 2:30:57 PM] Diznits: Thank you. XD

[5/25/2012 2:32:06 PM] Alvers: no problemo CX

[5/25/2012 2:32:53 PM] Diznits: ANYWAYS, Celty: "OH, SO, DUDE. ARE YOU READY... FOR THIS MAGIC SHOW!?!?"

[5/25/2012 2:35:36 PM] Alvers: "psssh- 'ready', doesn't even flippin' describe it!. Antonio and I are gonna eat the crowd alive"

[5/25/2012 2:36:35 PM] Diznits: Celty: "YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHH!"

[5/25/2012 2:37:01 PM] Diznits: *in which she runs off screen and we flash forward to their room thing*

[5/25/2012 2:38:12 PM] Diznits: Celty: "C'MON- DFF- JUST PUT THAT SHIT ON- DUH. UNH. C'MON, HURRY. RNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN."

[5/25/2012 2:39:05 PM] Diznits: "Yeah. YEAH!!!"

[5/25/2012 2:39:12 PM] Diznits: *BOOOOOOOOM*

[5/25/2012 2:42:38 PM] Alvers: Lumen: "Ohmygosh, ohmygosh, ohmygosh- I've never seen a magic act before! well there was that one guy we saw peforming one time- but teagan says that zoruas are a bunch of gypsies who con people and take your possessions an-"

[5/25/2012 2:42:55 PM] Alvers: Teagan: "Shush- both of you."

[5/25/2012 2:45:18 PM] Diznits: Art: "We should shove you in a tank of water and see if you can escape."

[5/25/2012 2:45:23 PM] Diznits: "Yes."

[5/25/2012 2:46:48 PM] Alvers: ( he was talkin' to Teagan right?)

[5/25/2012 2:51:39 PM] Diznits: )YES(

[5/25/2012 2:55:25 PM] Alvers: Teagan: *glares* "Look alfred, we don't have time for this nonsense", Hops off of a dresser or whatever and tosses a few coins at the other two, "why don't you two buy yourselves some drinks or something?"

[5/25/2012 2:57:54 PM] Diznits: Celty: "DAMN RIGHT... Wait, where is the Casino?"

[5/25/2012 2:58:41 PM] Diznits: (I think it wouldn't fit if Celty and Lumen were in the show, so they should be off to their own devices.)

[5/25/2012 3:00:06 PM] Alvers: (Sounds like a plan P:< )

[5/25/2012 3:02:50 PM] Alvers: Teagan: "Kid- there are people in these places that you don't want to get yourself involved with-"

[5/25/2012 3:03:33 PM] Diznits: Celty: "-ARE YOU SAYING I'M NOT READY?"

[5/25/2012 3:06:32 PM] Alvers: Teagan: *glares* "Kid, how old are you eve-...y'know what, forget it. Lumen don't listen to anything she says-"

[5/25/2012 3:09:25 PM] Diznits: Celty: "Shhhh... No more words. I will now take this child-whom-of-which-I-don't-know into a place that is sure to make us go bankrupt, but no one gives a shit BECAUSE WE'RE KIDS."

[5/25/2012 3:10:40 PM] Alvers: Lumen: *wide eyed* " Is bankrupt-ness a good thing?"

[5/25/2012 3:11:13 PM] Diznits: Celty: "ABSOLUTELY."

[5/26/2012 1:15:59 PM] Diznits: "I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS. TWO DOLLARS."

[5/26/2012 1:16:37 PM] Diznits: I FIGURED STUFF OUT.

[5/26/2012 1:17:04 PM] Alvers: xD

[5/26/2012 1:17:40 PM] Diznits: LIKE HOW CELTY AND LUMAN GET OUT BEFORE SHIT HITS THE FAN.

[5/26/2012 1:19:07 PM] Diznits: SO CELTY GAMBLES ALL OF HER MONEY AWAY. ALL OF HER TWO DOLLARS, THEN SHE LEAVES THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR AND TELLS *whatever the Slowking's name is* THAT SHE WANTS HER TWO DOLLARS.

[5/26/2012 1:19:37 PM] Diznits: THEN HE'S LIKE, "..... B| Get outta here, kid."

[5/26/2012 1:20:30 PM] Diznits: THERE.

[5/26/2012 1:20:39 PM] Alvers: Bamf.

[5/26/2012 1:21:20 PM] Alvers: And then, they won't be there while their teamates get taken off >:I I liek.

[5/26/2012 7:38:39 PM] Diznits: "I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS."

[5/26/2012 7:38:49 PM] Alvers: "I don't have your dime!"

[5/26/2012 7:39:14 PM] Diznits: "FINE. GAWD. LET'S GET OUTTA HERE, LUMEN."
So then they walk out and stuff and the Clefairy guy slams the door behind them.

[5:17:46 PM] Alvers: Alrigh P: I'm guessing Lumen would have spent most of her money already and would have gotten a big gulp or something.

[5:17:49 PM] Alvers: *alright\

[5:18:06 PM] Diznits: A big gulp?

[5:18:11 PM] Diznits: wHAT

[5:18:37 PM] Alvers: 2.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE…

[5:18:59 PM] Diznits: AH.

[5:19:06 PM] Diznits: I SEE.

[5:20:57 PM] Alvers: THEY'RE DELICIOUS.

[5:21:42 PM] Diznits: SO, I think then it should then cut to them doing their magic show stuff.

[5:22:49 PM] Diznits: BUT, I'm not sure if we should still do the "Never Had A Friend Like Me" shtick... MAYBE JUST DO SOME STUPID SHIT? OR WE COULD STILL DO THE SONG.

[5:28:28 PM] Alvers: YUS.

[5:28:53 PM] Alvers: Okay, then maybe we could have them performing houdini-esque death defying stunts?

[5:29:00 PM] Diznits: YES.

[5:29:03 PM] Diznits: YES, WE SHOULD,

[5:29:21 PM] Diznits: BUT LET'S HAVE IT BE NOT SRS BUSINESS BECAUSE THAT SHIT'S FOR PUSSIES.

[5:29:39 PM] Alvers: I KNOW THIS.

[5:29:57 PM] Alvers: THERE WILL BE VOLTORB- AND EXPLOSIONS.

[5:30:08 PM] Diznits: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH YES

[5:30:56 PM] Alvers: AND MAYBE A SHARPEDO FILLED TANK- THAT WAY ART WOULD GET HIS WISH OF  DUMPING TEAGAN INTO A TANK OF WATER.

[5:31:50 PM] Diznits: YES.

[5:32:18 PM] Diznits: AND HE'LL JUST GIVE TEAGAN THAT SMILE OF ABSOLUTE SELF-SATISFACTION.

[5:32:50 PM] Alvers: YES. THIS IS MOST EXCELLENT.

[5:33:48 PM] Alvers: Then I'd guess there would need to be a finale-

[5:34:09 PM] Diznits: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[5:34:14 PM] Alvers: GO ON.

[5:35:07 PM] Diznits: SOMEONE IN THE ACT SHOULD BE TEACHING THE KIDS ABOUT SELF-DEFENSE IN THE THEATER.

[5:35:15 PM] Diznits: AND IT SHOULD BE SOMETHING LIKE THIS:

[5:35:28 PM] Diznits: media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m51b2t…

[5:35:37 PM] Diznits: media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m51gl1…

[5:37:46 PM] Alvers: I APPROVE OF THIS. PERHAPS IF THE CHILDREN LEARN ABOUT SELF DEFENSE, IT WILL TAKE THEIR MINDS OFF OF OWED DOLLARS.

[5:37:56 PM] Alvers: OR IT COULD END HORRIBLY.

[5:38:55 PM] Diznits: AND THEN HE ACCIDENTALLY SHOOTS THE WATER TANK, WHICH PREVENTS ART FROM ACHIEVING HIS DREAM OF ATTEMPTED MURDER.

[5:39:09 PM] Diznits: OF TEAGAN.

[5:40:00 PM] Alvers: HE'LL GET ANOTHER CHANCE.

[5:40:06 PM] Alvers: SOON.

[5:40:20 PM] Diznits: SOON...

[5:42:22 PM] Alvers: Then I guess it would cut back to the jail-room thing after the show ends with a huge applause, and they get their cash.

[5:42:45 PM] Diznits: YES.

[5:43:18 PM] Alvers: The slowking guy would walk in with his two machoke body guards. And they would all be wearing sunglasses.

[5:43:23 PM] Alvers: Because.

[5:43:26 PM] Alvers: Sunglasses.

[5:44:06 PM] Diznits: THERE IS NO NEED FOR EXPLANATIONS.

[5:44:10 PM] Diznits: BECAUSE.

[5:44:14 PM] Diznits: SUNGLASSES

[5:44:26 PM] Alvers: LIKE A BOSS.

[5:45:04 PM] Alvers: He'd pull off the sunglasses dramatically, and just glare at them.

[5:47:02 PM] Alvers: Expecting one of them to say something first- which they would probably do. Because waking up in a dark room and having someone glare at you is pretty creepy.

[5:48:59 PM] Diznits: Art: ".... Hey I just met you"

[5:49:04 PM] Diznits: "and this is crazy"

[5:49:13 PM] Diznits: "BUT THIS IS ALL HIS FAULT."

[5:49:21 PM] Diznits: "SO LET ME GO MAYBE?"

[5:49:29 PM] Alvers: jdlakfjdlakdjfalksdjf

[5:50:15 PM] Alvers: Teagan: " Sir- he's a liar."

[5:50:37 PM] Alvers: *forget the sir, he's too informal for that.

[5:50:56 PM] Diznits: ART: "WOULD I LIKE TO YOU?"

[5:51:02 PM] Diznits: *LIE

[5:51:36 PM] Diznits: ART: "OF COURSE NOT. THIS LITTLE SHIT RIGHT HERE DID ALL OF IT. IT WAS HIS IDEA."

[5:51:45 PM] Diznits: "TRUE STORY."

[5:52:48 PM] Alvers: Teagan: "Pfft! I'll tell you what happened"

[5:52:55 PM] Alvers: *Cue flashback*

[5:53:49 PM] Alvers: "So we had just collected our payment, and were about to head on out of here-"

[5:54:19 PM] Alvers: "But you know how bunearys are- they always think they'll get lucky."

[5:54:50 PM] Alvers: "he dragged me along with him into the casino where 'IT' happened"

[5:55:10 PM] Diznits: -"YOU FAT FUCKING LIAR-"

[5:55:43 PM] Alvers: Teagan: *brushes aside Art

[5:55:47 PM] Alvers: fffff-

[5:56:43 PM] Alvers: Teagan: *brushes aside Art's remark* "so there we were, sitting around that poker table."

[5:57:20 PM] Alvers: "get this, he uses his fluff to hide the cards- the fiend."

[5:57:27 PM] Alvers: "I saw everything"

[5:59:26 PM] Alvers: "THEN- after conning everyone, he goes on to the slot machines! cheats at those too!"

[5:59:51 PM] Alvers: "just-take him away"

[6:00:07 PM] Diznits: "YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKING PANZEY ASS BITCH.

[6:01:11 PM] Diznits: "I'M GOING TO SHOVE MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS SO FAR-" *gets smacked across the head by the guard*

[6:02:43 PM] Alvers: Teagan: "and he has absolutely nothing to say in his defence" *shakes his head* "completely shameless."

[6:05:41 PM] Diznits: Art: "NO. NO! I'LL TELL YOU WHAT REALLY HAPPENED. THIS FUCKER RIGHT HERE IS THE ONE THAT HACKED THE SLOT MACHINES; HE'S JUST TRING TO PIN THE BLAME ON ME!"

[6:05:58 PM] Diznits: Art: "Here's what REALLY hapened..."

[6:09:28 PM] Diznits: "THE LITTLE SHIT ENDS UP STEALING THE MONEY RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER YOUR NOSES AND HE GOES AND HIDES IT. I DON'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW WHERE HE PUT IT BUT HE'S ALL *speaks in girly voice* 'Oh, I got a bunch of cash. We're gonna be rich.' BUT I WAS LIKE 'WHOA WAIT, THAT'S ILLEGAL, YOU FAT NASTY TRASH."

[6:10:06 PM] Diznits: "BUT IT WAS TOO LATE TO STOP HIM AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE GOODS ARE AND ONLY HE KNOWS SO TORTURE HIM NOT ME."

[6:11:46 PM] Alvers: Slowking guy: "I don't believe either of you." *snaps fingers and the machoke beat them down*

[6:13:11 PM] Diznits: ART: "HNNNAAAAAAAAAAUUUGHHHHHHHHH-WAITWAITWAIT!"

[6:13:34 PM] Diznits: "I CAN... UH... HELP YOU GET IT BACK... I KNOW WHERE IT IS!"

[6:13:53 PM] Alvers: Teagan: "YOU IDIOT!"

[6:14:50 PM] Diznits: ART: "DUDE, SH-" *suddenly, a wild voice appears on the other side of the door!*

[6:15:43 PM] Diznits: ???: "Dude, I don't think you're doin' it- ah it- right man."

[6:16:20 PM] Diznits: ??? (2): "YOU HUST YO FUCKIN' MOUTH. I GOT DIS BITCH, NOW HOL' ON."

[6:16:50 PM] Diznits: *SUDDENLY: HEAD SMASH ALL UP IN THIS SHIT.*

[6:17:20 PM] Diznits: Travis: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo...

[6:17:39 PM] Alvers: Teagan: "What in the-"

[6:18:09 PM] Diznits: Travis: "YO. DIS SHIT AIN'T MONEY."

[6:18:44 PM] Diznits: TRAVIS: "DIS HERE IS WORTHLESS KINDA SHIT."

[6:19:09 PM] Diznits: Celty: OH HEY LOOK IT'S YOU GUYS, WE WERE WONDERING WHAT HAPPENED!"

[6:19:36 PM] Diznits: Zx: "... *ahem*"

[6:19:59 PM] Diznits: Zx: "So- ah- what da hell?"

[6:20:14 PM] Diznits: Zx: "Are you doin' here?"

[6:21:14 PM] Alvers: Lumen" *still drinking the big gulp,  but waves*

[6:21:21 PM] Alvers: (AGH, Dinner- brb)

[6:21:58 PM] Diznits: (A'ight.)

[6:22:52 PM] Alvers: (NEVERMIND, NO DINNER FOR ME)

[6:23:16 PM] Alvers: Slowking guy: "GUARDS!"

[6:23:44 PM] Alvers: Teagan: *Mutters to Art* "This is our chance- lets go."

[6:23:48 PM] Diznits: Travis: "Yo hol' up I got dis..."

[6:24:05 PM] Diznits: *BOOTY SLAP BOTH GUARDS.

[6:25:34 PM] Diznits: Guards: ...... D8<

[6:25:39 PM] Alvers: (Travis...booty warrior? www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9omeb… )

[6:26:03 PM] Diznits: (Look up Sassysummoner on tumblr~*

[6:26:49 PM] Alvers: (Does so)

[6:27:36 PM] Diznits: OH MY GOD.

[6:27:40 PM] Diznits: BEST VIDEO.

[6:27:42 PM] Diznits: YES.

[6:27:55 PM] Diznits: THIS IS WHAT SHOULD BE WHAT HAPPENS.

[6:42:40 PM] Diznits: YES, YES INDEED.

[6:42:46 PM] Diznits: ANYWAY.........

[6:43:17 PM] Diznits: Travis: OLLIES OUT SUCKAHS.

[6:44:16 PM] Diznits: *TRAVIS used $WAGGER!*

[6:44:45 PM] Diznits: Got away safely!

[6:46:23 PM] Alvers: Teagan: "I don't know what just happened or who these guys are- but we need to get the money and get out of here."

[6:48:15 PM] Diznits: Art: "FUCK! WE FORGOT THE MONEY! WE HAVE TO GO BACK!"

[6:49:52 PM] Diznits: Zx: "Et, ey, ey! Wait up! If dere's money involved we want in on it too!- TRAVIS: "YEAH WE RESCUED YO FAIRY ASSES!"

[6:50:09 PM] Diznits: ART: FINE.

[6:50:20 PM] Alvers: Teagan:...

[6:51:20 PM] Diznits: Art: Don't worry, I hid it in the one place that NO ONE would ever guess..."

[6:51:43 PM] Diznits: *Suddenly at the BATCAVE.*

[6:52:04 PM] Diznits: Celty: "WHAAAAAAAAAAAT IS THIS PLACE?"

[6:53:07 PM] Alvers: and then I guess for a twist-

[6:53:27 PM] Alvers: That clefable guy: "You fools played right into my hand."

[6:53:43 PM] Alvers: *after walking from behind a rock*

[6:53:58 PM] Diznits: CLETY: OH NO.

[6:54:14 PM] Diznits: ZX: THIS GUY.... DOESN'T MESS AROUND.

[6:56:13 PM] Alvers: "Unforutnately- I'll be taking back the money."

[6:56:39 PM] Diznits: CELTY: CAN YOU LIGHT YOURSELF ON FIRE?

[6:57:49 PM] Alvers: "I don- .....what?"

[7:00:13 PM] Diznits: "DO YOU CATCH ON FIRE?"

[7:01:32 PM] Alvers: "ARE YOU TRYING TO PLAY GAMES WITH ME!? NONE OF YOU WILL LIVE TO SEE THE DAWN!!"

[7:01:36 PM] Alvers: *attacks*

[7:02:03 PM] Diznits: "YOU AREN'T INVINCIBLE IF YOU CAN'T LIGHT YURSELF ON FIRER."

[7:02:39 PM] Diznits: *THUNDER*

[7:03:49 PM] Diznits: ART: LOOKS LIKE I'LL HAVE TO ATTACK HIM... HEAD OOOOOOOOOON!

[7:05:06 PM] Alvers: Lumen: THE BIG GULP! IT'S FINISHED

[7:05:30 PM] Diznits: ART: WAIT... what?

[7:06:43 PM] Alvers: Clefable guy: *comes in from behind and takes Art as hostage while he's distracted*

[7:08:49 PM] Alvers: "GO AHEAD, SHOCK ME- I DARE YOU"

[7:10:44 PM] Diznits: Cetly: Yeah okay, I don't see why not.

[7:11:53 PM] Diznits: *And at that moment, I bet Teagan is like .... *

[7:12:03 PM] Diznits: *BACAME

[7:12:09 PM] Diznits: 8BE.CAME.

[7:12:13 PM] Diznits: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[7:12:26 PM] Diznits: WHAT IS HAPPENING

[7:12:51 PM] Alvers: AND THEN HE WOULD GIVE ART THE SAME SMIRK OF SATISFACTION FROM EARLIER.

[7:13:58 PM] Diznits: AND THEY ALL ATTACK HIM THE CLEFAIRY WITH THEIR MOST POWERFUL ATTACKS... HEEEEAAAD OOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!

[7:14:18 PM] Alvers: *DRAGON RUUUUUSH*

[7:14:39 PM] Diznits: TRAVIS used HEAD SMASH

[7:14:50 PM] Diznits: ZX used (uh... hold on..)

[7:15:32 PM] Diznits: ZX used FOUL PLAY

[7:15:38 PM] Diznits: CELTY used THUNDER

[7:15:54 PM] Alvers: LUMEN used SUCKER PUNCH

[7:16:52 PM] Diznits: BLAM! THEY ALL HIT IN AN EXPLOSION OF AMAZING AWESOMNESS

[7:17:30 PM] Alvers: Clefairy guy: NNNGAHHHHH!

[7:18:20 PM] Alvers: Teagan: "Wait...ART, WHERE'S THE MONEY! NOOOO!"
So I was thinkng, instead of Art getting KO'd from the attack, maybe he was terribly singed and he just limps over and, like, they walk back to Tao because Art says "YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK IT. FUCK THE MONEY. JUST... FUCK EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW." Like and hour later Celty's like "Yo man, you're not still pissed off are you?"

[9:44:27 AM] Alvers: SOUNDS GOOD.

[9:47:21 AM] Diznits: And Art's like "........ Hmm, well tell you what, let me just call my conscience to process that. BRING, BRING! BRING, BRING! Yeah, they've finally apologized for BURNING ME TO A CRISP.... Oh, what's that?... Yeah?... Okay, I'll tell them. Sorry, but it looks like we're all out of FUCKS TO GIVE. *holds hand up in a phone-like manner again* Are ya sure guys?... Really? None?... YEP, TOTALLY OUT OF FUCKS- Actually, let me look in my pocket for some- OH. THAT'S RIGHT. I DON'T HAVE ANY POCKETS. JUST THIS BIRD *flips them off* *flips them off with the other hand* SEE? ONLY TWO LEFT. DOUBLE MIDDLE FINGER AND A FUCK YOU."

[9:47:42 AM] Diznits: "Fuckin' bitches."

[9:48:03 AM] Diznits: And THEN the walk of into the sunset.

[9:48:38 AM] Diznits: But Celty's just smiling because she doesn't take Art seriously AND BELIEVES HE'S FULL OF SHIT.

[9:50:06 AM] Alvers: And I'm pretty sure that Teagan would be seething.

[9:50:14 AM] Alvers: Plotting his revenge.

[9:50:34 AM] Alvers: SOON!

[9:50:42 AM] Diznits: I wonder what Hailey would be doing.

[9:51:05 AM] Alvers: Pretty sure she doesn't care about the money

[9:51:15 AM] Alvers: only sugary foods.

[9:51:32 AM] Diznits: And Art flipped his shit. XD

[9:51:58 AM] Alvers: Making them mortal enemies. Yes.

[9:52:34 AM] Diznits: SOOOOON.

[6/22/2012 10:50:04 AM] Alvers: I don't think we can get this done in a week XD

[6/22/2012 10:50:16 AM] Diznits: Neither do I

[6/22/2012 10:50:45 AM] Diznits: but I was planning on getting as much as possible done but posting the script so people could see what we were doing?

[6/22/2012 10:51:05 AM] Diznits: AND CONTINUING THE COMIC UNTIL THE EVENT?

[6/22/2012 10:51:26 AM] Alvers: SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN.

[6/22/2012 10:52:06 AM] Diznits: Then would could use the Event to get Evo. Scrolls.

[6/22/2012 10:55:01 AM] Alvers: I liek the way you think B]

[6/22/2012 10:55:26 AM] Diznits: So I can finally evolve Greg. 8T

[6/22/2012 10:55:44 AM] Diznits: He needs to be a Braviary already.

[6/22/2012 10:55:50 AM] Alvers: You wanna evolve your characters so quickly? o:

[6/22/2012 10:56:03 AM] Diznits: AWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

[6/22/2012 10:56:11 AM] Diznits: I'M ALL ABOUT THE EVOLUTION.

[6/22/2012 10:57:10 AM] Alvers: SWAG.

[6/22/2012 10:57:27 AM] Alvers: (and brb)

[6/22/2012 10:59:03 AM] Diznits: You know what? Fuck Greg, he can hold his shit up.

[6/22/2012 10:59:15 AM] Diznits: Imma evolve some TRAVIS ALL UP IN THIS SHIT.'

[6/22/2012 11:01:47 AM] Alvers: Two heads? Double the ass tappery. B]

[6/22/2012 11:04:05 AM] Diznits: The double booty warrior.