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Description
Name: Tai (Ty) Uzumaki
*I know what you're thinking, "Oh great, another Uzumaki", well guess what? Just wait and see... beotches..*
Status: Uh... because she's an Uzumaki, she's "like a roach", annoying and hard to kill.

Village: Hidden Leaf... unfortunately for them
Is That Were They Were Born: Yeh, bitch
If Not What Is Their Original Village:
Why Did They Leave:
Clan(s): Uzumaki
Blood Type: A
Birthday: July 1st
Rank: None
Exams Taken: Failed first Chuunin Exam and couldn't be assed to take it again.
Teammates: Akasuki (she says, "I joined them because they were cool".)
Missions Experience:
S: 26 (because she demands to do these the most... but mostly fails *LIKE A BOSS!)
A: 7
B: 4
C: Refuses to accept *LIKE A BITCH!
D: Refuses to accept *LIKE A BITCH!
Chakra Type: "I dunno"
Ninjutsu Range: "DGAF"
Defensive Or Offensive: "Offensive, no contest"
Chakra Control: "Dunno"
Weapons: None
Weapon Appearance: "MY FISTS"
Special Abilities: GOD.
Kekkai Genkai: ".... A what?"
Name(Made by Masashi Kishimoto): Your Mom

Name(If You Make Your Own): Your Mom
Offensive Or Defensive: "Didn't you already ask me this stupid question"?
Both: GOD.
How Do They Activate It: Buy looking at you.
How Is It Used: INSIDE ME. AT NIGHT.
Abilities: Me.
Appearance: "While I'm pretending to have a special weapon, I'll just say it looks like that 11 tailed wolf-fox beast dude that hates me because I annoy him".

Animal Summing:
Animal: Fox- wolf
Apperance: "That fox-wolf that I piss off, I can apparently summon him.... whenever the flying fuck I want".
Abilities: "I don't know his stupid abilities"

Jutsu:

Specialty Jutsu: Taijutsu

Gen-Jutsu: None

Tai-Jutsu: Excellent (LOL, get it? Her name's Tai, and she's only good at Taijutsu??? Yeah... it's not that funny....)

Nin-Justu: Poor

Fuin-Jutsu: None, but it would be cool.

Juin-Jutsu: None.... sadly

Ken-Jutsu: Moderate (she could if she tried.... really hard)

Sen-Jutsu: O.K. (but very poor for an Uzumaki... that's the only reason she could do it, anyway)

Dou-Jutsu: None

Hi-Jutsu: Moderate, I guess

Apperance:

Gender: Female
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 136
Hair Color: White (she's albino)
Hair Length: Short
Hair Up or Down: Down
Cover Part Of Their Face: Forehead..?
Hair Accessories: None
Eye Color: Red-violet
Flecked Eyes: …. What?
Different Colors:
Hitai-ate Location:
Clothes: Akatsuki clothes... except her pants are red
Shirt: Black....?
Pants: Red
Shorts: None
Hats: She didn't have one of her own, so she just stole Denmark's... I'm kidding.
Accessories: Akatsuki ring... just 'cuz
Fishnets: ...Huh?
Bandages: None
Markings: None
Family:

Parents: Mr. And Mrs. Uzuamki.... too lazy to think of a couple of fucking names.

Mother: …. Finland
Relationship:
Father: …. Sweden
Relationship:

Siblings: I guess that means Sealand is her adopted brother.... you're an Uzumaki now, Peter. DEAL WITH IT.

Sibling One: Sealand
Name: Peter
Date Of Birth: When God made it that way.
Gender: OTHER. Nah, he's a dude........ as far as I know.
Relationship: ….................................................................................................... I don't know.
Sibling Two: None (depends if Bre wants to make a sibling 8I)
Name: MOSES
Date Of Birth: NEGATIVE 598 BAGILLION B.F.U. (BEFORE-FUCKING-UNIVERSE, BEOTCHES.)
Gender: ME.
Relationship: EVERYONE. IT. LOVES. EVERYTHING.
Siblings Three:
Name:
Date Of Birth:
Gender:
Do They Still Live With Their Parents: pppfftt. Fuck no, do you honestly think them Uzumakis would honestly house an Akastuki member? Yes. Yes they would. But too bad, she moved out when she damn well pleased.
If Not, Who Do They Live With: Some dude who's house she jacked.
Why: BECAUSE, SHE JUST WENT ALL UP IN DERE AND SAID, "'SUP, BITCH? DIS MAI HOME NOW", and moved in.

Personality( Strikeout Out All That Do Not Apply):
Well... I can't exactly do that, SO... Everything with an "X" applies to her.

Kind
Cruel (when she wants to be) X
Immature X
Mature
Have A Temper X
Easily Annoyed X
Naive
Sensitive
Obnoxious X
Stubborn X
Good Friend (If she really wants to be) X
Loyal
Selfish X
Childish X
Care About Others
Annoying X
Spontaneous (???)
Shows Their Emotions
Brave (can be... occasionally) X
Speaks Their Mind X
Rude X
Seen As A Mean Person X
Share Their Thoughts
Keep To Themselves X
Manipulative
Good Leader
Intelligent X
Rebellious X
Calm
Lazy X
Creative
Optimistic
Pessimistic X
Over dramatic
Hotheaded X
Arrogant X
Friendly
Trustworthy
Supports Loved Ones
Lies X
Imaginative X
Sarcastic X
Respectful
Conformists
Harsh X
Curious X
Judgmental
Shy
Social
Perverted
absent-minded
affable
agreeable
ambitious X
approachable
annoying X
articulate
artistic X
attractive
biased X
boring
brave X
cautious, careful
careless X
cheerful
clever
competent
conceited X
considerate
contented
crazy
corrupt, corruptive
cowardly
cultured
cunning
crafty
cruel
cynical
decisive
detestable X
demanding
dependable
direct
disagreeable X
discreet
discontented
dishonest
disloyal
disobedient X
disorganized X
disrespectful X
dumb
earnest
easy-going
efficient
enthusiastic X
even-handed
eccentric
excitable
extroverted
faithful
fair
fearful
fearless (Which isn't always a good thing, sometimes it's just lack of common sense) X
flexible
forgetful
frank X
friendly
frivolous
funny (To some) X
generous
glum
good-natured
gregarious
grumpy
happy
hard-working
highly-strung
helpful
honest
hospitable
humble
hypocritical X
literate
idiotic X
illiterate
imaginative X
immoral
immature X
impatient X
impolite X
inflexible
inhospitable
insane
insecure
insincere
intelligent
interesting (Most would say, "Ah, yes, she's.... interesting?") X
introverted
kind
lascivious
lazy
lecherous
like able
logical
loud X
love able
loving
loyal
lustful
mature
merciful
merciless
miserable
modest
naive
narrow-minded X
nervous
obedient
obnoxious X
open-minded
optimistic
organized
out-going
outspoken
passionate
pathetic
patient
pessimistic X
petty
pleasant
polite
practical
prejudiced
quiet
reckless X
radical
relaxed
reserved
respectful
reliable (When things get shitty, you can count on her ass your wild card... literally; you never know, sometimes she totally fucks things up, yet comes through other times.) X
remorseful
repentant
resourceful
rude (crude) X
ruthless
sane
sarcastic X
self-confident X
self-destructive
sensible
sensitive
serious
shallow
shameless X
shy
silly
sincere
smart
sociable
snobbish, snobby
spontaneous X
stingy
strong X
stubborn X
stuck-up X
stupid
surly
temperamental X
timid
tactful
thoughtful
tolerant
trustworthy
two-faced
unambitious
unapproachable
inartistic
unattractive
unbiased
uncultured
undemanding
undependable
unenthusiastic
unfair
unfaithful
unfriendly
unhappy
unhelpful
unimaginative
unimportant
unintelligent
uninteresting
unkind
unlovable
unloving
unmerciful
unpleasant
unprejudiced
unprincipled
unrelaxed
unresourceful
unreliable
unremorseful
unrepentant
unreserved
unscrupulous
unsociable
unsophisticated
untalented
untrustworthy X
virtuous
weak
attentive
(Some Are Listed Twice)
Likes And Dislikes:

Likes:
Food: Raman (because it's all she ever really eats, anyway)
Color: Blue, purple, yellow, green and red and black as a combo.
Animal: All canines and felines... and sharks.
Hobbies: Doing whatever the fuck she feels like doing.... dammit. :I
Activities: Whatever she feels like doing
Season: Fall and Winter
Person: Sasori, Itachi, 4th Hokage's kinda cool, Madara, Kakashi's.... decent, Deidara, etc..
Book: None
Movie: None
Temperature: 70 degrees or below... but not below 20.
Mission Type: S
Nickname: Tai
Time Of Day: Morning or night
Day Of Week: Friday, Saturday, Sunday
Month: July-February
Flower: Anything blue.. or purple
Place: Cool places
Song: Songs that are cool
Stone: Stones that are cool
Saying: "Why should I be offended when other people are offended for me"?

Dislikes:
Food: Stupid food
Color: Pink.. and.... stupid colors
Animal: Stupid animals
Hobbies: Stupid hobbies
Activities: Stupid activities
Season: Spring, Summer
Person: I would name them all, but she dislikes lotsa people.
Book: She barely reads anyway.
Movie: None
Temperature: Hot/ humid
Mission Type: Bites off more than she can chew... much more... (like attempting to single-handedly take over a mother-fucking village, doesn't work out too well.)
Nickname: Crazy bitch
Time Of Day: Middle of the day
Day Of Week: Tuesdays
Month: Any months involving Spring
Flower: "Stupid ones", she says
Song: Lots of 'em, mainly hates sappy or songs she don't like.
Stone: Replied with an expression instead of an actual answer, it went like this, "???".
Saying: "Let's be friends! FOREVERRRRRRRR....."
Fears:

People: She calls him "that bug dude from the Hidden Leaf... I hate bugs".
Events: SPRING. THOSE CRANE FLY MONSTROSITIES COME OUT THEN.
Animals: INSECTS.
Death: Nah
Blood: I tried to ask, this was her response, "LOL".
Night: She thinks Princess Mononoke Night Walkers will come to kill her and steal her left shoe.

Will They Ever Overcome Them:
How?: She'll most likely never overcome her fear of bugs; but one day, she might figure out that there are no such things as the Night Walkers.

What Do They Fear The Most:
Why: Bugs; she has many reasons.
People:

Friend(s): People she's cool with
Enemy(s): People she hates
Rival(s): Tsunade, they've been rivals in strength since the day Tai made Tsunade train her.
Crush(s): Sasori, because he's "the sexness".
Lover(s): None
Dislikes Them: She dislikes something about everybody.
Acquaintance(s): People she doesn't know or thinks are.... OK.
Summary: … Fuck.. dude, not more writing! I'VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF. I think I deserve a fuckin' break, dammit; I'll make a summary with her stupid reference, dammit.

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:| (Blank Stare) — Description
Name: Tai (Ty) Uzumaki
*I know what you're thinking, "Oh great, another Uzumaki", well guess what? Just wait and see... beotches..*
Status: Uh... because she's an Uzumaki, she's "like a roach", annoying and hard to kill.

Village: Hidden Leaf... unfortunately for them
Is That Were They Were Born: Yeh, bitch
If Not What Is Their Original Village:
Why Did They Leave:
Clan(s): Uzumaki
Blood Type: A
Birthday: July 1st
Rank: None
Exams Taken: Failed first Chuunin Exam and couldn't be assed to take it again.
Teammates: Akasuki (she says, "I joined them because they were cool".)
Missions Experience:
S: 26 (because she demands to do these the most... but mostly fails *LIKE A BOSS!)
A: 7
B: 4
C: Refuses to accept *LIKE A BITCH!
D: Refuses to accept *LIKE A BITCH!
Chakra Type: "I dunno"
Ninjutsu Range: "DGAF"
Defensive Or Offensive: "Offensive, no contest"
Chakra Control: "Dunno"
Weapons: None
Weapon Appearance: "MY FISTS"
Special Abilities: GOD.
Kekkai Genkai: ".... A what?"
Name(Made by Masashi Kishimoto): Your Mom

Name(If You Make Your Own): Your Mom
Offensive Or Defensive: "Didn't you already ask me this stupid question"?
Both: GOD.
How Do They Activate It: Buy looking at you.
How Is It Used: INSIDE ME. AT NIGHT.
Abilities: Me.
Appearance: "While I'm pretending to have a special weapon, I'll just say it looks like that 11 tailed wolf-fox beast dude that hates me because I annoy him".

Animal Summing:
Animal: Fox- wolf
Apperance: "That fox-wolf that I piss off, I can apparently summon him.... whenever the flying fuck I want".
Abilities: "I don't know his stupid abilities"

Jutsu:

Specialty Jutsu: Taijutsu

Gen-Jutsu: None

Tai-Jutsu: Excellent (LOL, get it? Her name's Tai, and she's only good at Taijutsu??? Yeah... it's not that funny....)

Nin-Justu: Poor

Fuin-Jutsu: None, but it would be cool.

Juin-Jutsu: None.... sadly

Ken-Jutsu: Moderate (she could if she tried.... really hard)

Sen-Jutsu: O.K. (but very poor for an Uzumaki... that's the only reason she could do it, anyway)

Dou-Jutsu: None

Hi-Jutsu: Moderate, I guess

Apperance:

Gender: Female
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 136
Hair Color: White (she's albino)
Hair Length: Short
Hair Up or Down: Down
Cover Part Of Their Face: Forehead..?
Hair Accessories: None
Eye Color: Red-violet
Flecked Eyes: …. What?
Different Colors:
Hitai-ate Location:
Clothes: Akatsuki clothes... except her pants are red
Shirt: Black....?
Pants: Red
Shorts: None
Hats: She didn't have one of her own, so she just stole Denmark's... I'm kidding.
Accessories: Akatsuki ring... just 'cuz
Fishnets: ...Huh?
Bandages: None
Markings: None
Family:

Parents: Mr. And Mrs. Uzuamki.... too lazy to think of a couple of fucking names.

Mother: …. Finland
Relationship:
Father: …. Sweden
Relationship:

Siblings: I guess that means Sealand is her adopted brother.... you're an Uzumaki now, Peter. DEAL WITH IT.

Sibling One: Sealand
Name: Peter
Date Of Birth: When God made it that way.
Gender: OTHER. Nah, he's a dude........ as far as I know.
Relationship: ….................................................................................................... I don't know.
Sibling Two: None (depends if Bre wants to make a sibling 8I)
Name: MOSES
Date Of Birth: NEGATIVE 598 BAGILLION B.F.U. (BEFORE-FUCKING-UNIVERSE, BEOTCHES.)
Gender: ME.
Relationship: EVERYONE. IT. LOVES. EVERYTHING.
Siblings Three:
Name:
Date Of Birth:
Gender:
Do They Still Live With Their Parents: pppfftt. Fuck no, do you honestly think them Uzumakis would honestly house an Akastuki member? Yes. Yes they would. But too bad, she moved out when she damn well pleased.
If Not, Who Do They Live With: Some dude who's house she jacked.
Why: BECAUSE, SHE JUST WENT ALL UP IN DERE AND SAID, "'SUP, BITCH? DIS MAI HOME NOW", and moved in.

Personality( Strikeout Out All That Do Not Apply):
Well... I can't exactly do that, SO... Everything with an "X" applies to her.

Kind
Cruel (when she wants to be) X
Immature X
Mature
Have A Temper X
Easily Annoyed X
Naive
Sensitive
Obnoxious X
Stubborn X
Good Friend (If she really wants to be) X
Loyal
Selfish X
Childish X
Care About Others
Annoying X
Spontaneous (???)
Shows Their Emotions
Brave (can be... occasionally) X
Speaks Their Mind X
Rude X
Seen As A Mean Person X
Share Their Thoughts
Keep To Themselves X
Manipulative
Good Leader
Intelligent X
Rebellious X
Calm
Lazy X
Creative
Optimistic
Pessimistic X
Over dramatic
Hotheaded X
Arrogant X
Friendly
Trustworthy
Supports Loved Ones
Lies X
Imaginative X
Sarcastic X
Respectful
Conformists
Harsh X
Curious X
Judgmental
Shy
Social
Perverted
absent-minded
affable
agreeable
ambitious X
approachable
annoying X
articulate
artistic X
attractive
biased X
boring
brave X
cautious, careful
careless X
cheerful
clever
competent
conceited X
considerate
contented
crazy
corrupt, corruptive
cowardly
cultured
cunning
crafty
cruel
cynical
decisive
detestable X
demanding
dependable
direct
disagreeable X
discreet
discontented
dishonest
disloyal
disobedient X
disorganized X
disrespectful X
dumb
earnest
easy-going
efficient
enthusiastic X
even-handed
eccentric
excitable
extroverted
faithful
fair
fearful
fearless (Which isn't always a good thing, sometimes it's just lack of common sense) X
flexible
forgetful
frank X
friendly
frivolous
funny (To some) X
generous
glum
good-natured
gregarious
grumpy
happy
hard-working
highly-strung
helpful
honest
hospitable
humble
hypocritical X
literate
idiotic X
illiterate
imaginative X
immoral
immature X
impatient X
impolite X
inflexible
inhospitable
insane
insecure
insincere
intelligent
interesting (Most would say, "Ah, yes, she's.... interesting?") X
introverted
kind
lascivious
lazy
lecherous
like able
logical
loud X
love able
loving
loyal
lustful
mature
merciful
merciless
miserable
modest
naive
narrow-minded X
nervous
obedient
obnoxious X
open-minded
optimistic
organized
out-going
outspoken
passionate
pathetic
patient
pessimistic X
petty
pleasant
polite
practical
prejudiced
quiet
reckless X
radical
relaxed
reserved
respectful
reliable (When things get shitty, you can count on her ass your wild card... literally; you never know, sometimes she totally fucks things up, yet comes through other times.) X
remorseful
repentant
resourceful
rude (crude) X
ruthless
sane
sarcastic X
self-confident X
self-destructive
sensible
sensitive
serious
shallow
shameless X
shy
silly
sincere
smart
sociable
snobbish, snobby
spontaneous X
stingy
strong X
stubborn X
stuck-up X
stupid
surly
temperamental X
timid
tactful
thoughtful
tolerant
trustworthy
two-faced
unambitious
unapproachable
inartistic
unattractive
unbiased
uncultured
undemanding
undependable
unenthusiastic
unfair
unfaithful
unfriendly
unhappy
unhelpful
unimaginative
unimportant
unintelligent
uninteresting
unkind
unlovable
unloving
unmerciful
unpleasant
unprejudiced
unprincipled
unrelaxed
unresourceful
unreliable
unremorseful
unrepentant
unreserved
unscrupulous
unsociable
unsophisticated
untalented
untrustworthy X
virtuous
weak
attentive
(Some Are Listed Twice)
Likes And Dislikes:

Likes:
Food: Raman (because it's all she ever really eats, anyway)
Color: Blue, purple, yellow, green and red and black as a combo.
Animal: All canines and felines... and sharks.
Hobbies: Doing whatever the fuck she feels like doing.... dammit. :I
Activities: Whatever she feels like doing
Season: Fall and Winter
Person: Sasori, Itachi, 4th Hokage's kinda cool, Madara, Kakashi's.... decent, Deidara, etc..
Book: None
Movie: None
Temperature: 70 degrees or below... but not below 20.
Mission Type: S
Nickname: Tai
Time Of Day: Morning or night
Day Of Week: Friday, Saturday, Sunday
Month: July-February
Flower: Anything blue.. or purple
Place: Cool places
Song: Songs that are cool
Stone: Stones that are cool
Saying: "Why should I be offended when other people are offended for me"?

Dislikes:
Food: Stupid food
Color: Pink.. and.... stupid colors
Animal: Stupid animals
Hobbies: Stupid hobbies
Activities: Stupid activities
Season: Spring, Summer
Person: I would name them all, but she dislikes lotsa people.
Book: She barely reads anyway.
Movie: None
Temperature: Hot/ humid
Mission Type: Bites off more than she can chew... much more... (like attempting to single-handedly take over a mother-fucking village, doesn't work out too well.)
Nickname: Crazy bitch
Time Of Day: Middle of the day
Day Of Week: Tuesdays
Month: Any months involving Spring
Flower: "Stupid ones", she says
Song: Lots of 'em, mainly hates sappy or songs she don't like.
Stone: Replied with an expression instead of an actual answer, it went like this, "???".
Saying: "Let's be friends! FOREVERRRRRRRR....."
Fears:

People: She calls him "that bug dude from the Hidden Leaf... I hate bugs".
Events: SPRING. THOSE CRANE FLY MONSTROSITIES COME OUT THEN.
Animals: INSECTS.
Death: Nah
Blood: I tried to ask, this was her response, "LOL".
Night: She thinks Princess Mononoke Night Walkers will come to kill her and steal her left shoe.

Will They Ever Overcome Them:
How?: She'll most likely never overcome her fear of bugs; but one day, she might figure out that there are no such things as the Night Walkers.

What Do They Fear The Most:
Why: Bugs; she has many reasons.
People:

Friend(s): People she's cool with
Enemy(s): People she hates
Rival(s): Tsunade, they've been rivals in strength since the day Tai made Tsunade train her.
Crush(s): Sasori, because he's "the sexness".
Lover(s): None
Dislikes Them: She dislikes something about everybody.
Acquaintance(s): People she doesn't know or thinks are.... OK.
Summary: … Fuck.. dude, not more writing! I'VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF. I think I deserve a fuckin' break, dammit; I'll make a summary with her stupid reference, dammit.

But, if you need something written here; here:
WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS.