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Smolder wishes for the sweet embrace of death.Ember questions the princess’s methods. Spike learns nothing.
"Why am I on the chart?"
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"Ugh! I did NOT need to see a picture of my brother doing THAT with YOU!"
"Not that I WOULD do that with him!"
"And why the Tartarus are you dressing up like him, Twilight?"
"Girls, please - this is all for the sake of Spike's education. And I'm sure he's benefitting from this as we speak... right, Spike?"
(awkward smile)
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"When the Tiamat was that book even published?!"
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"Well, about a hundred years ago. Back when ponies thought that dragons were born from literal pools of spite, fire, and hate. But I'm sure that some of it is accurate."
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Is twilight giving sex-ed in a closet? ...that could be inturprated in SO many wrong ways.
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I think it's clear what Twilight did with the rest of Garble: he was made into a very handsome throw rug.
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well on the bright side, when ever he gets dirty they can just take him out and beat him
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The moment when your folks tries giving the birds and the bees lesson... using a really outdated textbook... of the wrong specie... in front of the right specie... that awkwardly, confusing, traumatizing moment... Godspeed Spike, Godspeed.
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Ember: Is she KIDDING me!!?
Smolder: When's that bell gonna ring? When's that bell gonna ring? When's that...
Spike: Yep! That's EXACTLY how I expect Garble to behave...
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Wasn't Ember supposed to wish for the "lovely" embrace of death and Smolder is the one who questions about Twilight method?
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Why is the lesson being given in the broom closet?
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...where else would you do it?
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And, of course, beheading Garble and wearing his head-skin like a cowl. Good use for him.
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I was thinking the same thing!
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The Thing infront of them is their FANDOM
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The thing that is in front of hem is their FANDOM...
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"Why am I on the chart?"
Becuase you are the dragon waifu.
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Other people's comments helped me understand the chart.
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I don't know what Twilight said to make Ember facepalm, but it sure as hell looks funny.
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Look at the graph a bit more closely and what do you see the Garble lookalike doing to the Ember lookalike?
It isn't too hard after that to figure out what Twilight is saying and why she is standing in front of the lower half of the graph.
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Uh.....OH. OH boy. 😅
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That comment and your current avatar go together too well
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Eeyup, just ever so close to M rating.
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"For Torch's sake, Twilight...couldn't you come up with a better example of a dragon than Garble? How about Smaug? Or Tiamat! Reptilicus?! King Ghidorah"?!!
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Smolder.exe has stopped working
What do you want to do?
>Ragequit
>Run home to Momma
>P*** on computer
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"It's time to learn about dragon sexual reproduction"!
"Okay, Twilight...what do you want to learn first"?
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...and why is all of this apparently taking place in a janitorial closet instead of a classroom?
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Congrats on the EQD mention!
Now for the captions:
Pr. Ember - Princess, why oh why are you even MENTIONING the citizen who hangs around my chain of volcanoes with a grudge and chip on his shoulder - both of which are larger than my father - much less depicting us together? You saw us in heated combat! I loathe that drake's anger! *most epic of facepalms*
Smoulder - I am so glad my siblings weren't as rough as this 'ga-horr-I-ble' is reputed to be. Wow.
Spike - Twilight? My wings are close to six days young, and you concoct some wacky lesson that makes them sag? Why? Exactly Why?
Twilight (after the awkwardness sinks in) - Yeah, I should've rethought this costume and the visual aids.....
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So apparently Twilight is teaching dragon reproduction.
I feel really bad for Ember and Smolder.
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Is Twilight teaching the dragons about dragons? If they're dragons, they should already know.
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