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Published: 2015-06-10 11:32:50 +0000 UTC; Views: 26492; Favourites: 840; Downloads: 222
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When you have to kiss the wife, but you're on duty.Also that Canterlot doesn't stand a chance when it comes to an invasion. Not with those knuckleheads.
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Princesses Celestia and Luna should really revitalize the military. The only standing force seen in the show proper is the Guard, and come on, they can't do squat.
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That's awesome 
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This remembers me of kissing games where you gotta kiss when no one looks.
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Celestia: To be fair, it's always been fairly large.
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Don't stand there gawking! Like you've never seen the Captain kissing his wife before!
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Lol, a diversion in order for him to get a kiss from Cadance.
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He shouldn't have to do that! He's co-ruler of a kingdom for crying out loud!
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Phew , Shining almost blew my invisibility spell. Ain't nopony gonna catch me stealin the goods
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Shining Armour: Oh, Sweet Celestia! WHAT'S WHAT!!?
White guard: Huh?
Grey guard: I don't see anything.
Shining Armour: Keep looking. It's there.
*a half hour later*
White guard: I still don't see it, Your Highness.
Grey guard: Me, neither.
Shining Armour: *panting* I swear it's there, boys. Keep looking. *whispers* Ready for Round 2, Caddie?
Cadence: *giggles*
Sorry. I just HAD to do this.
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The only creature who knows the true meaning of quickie are these two and parents.
Mom: Alright the kids are at the backyard!
Dad: Take everything off now! Go Go Go!
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Maybe that's what they'll end up doing, if they ever have kids.
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Figures the members of the royal guard would fall for that old trick
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They aren't the brightest bulb in the room
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This unseen trouble always seems to happen in the Princess' presence.
She must be a mole!
Curse you meddling guards!!
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Striking Sword- I Swear I'll rip his lungs out SOMEDAY!
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My Royal Guards. I guess I get What I pay for.
Wait.....You actually pay them?
Of course.......NOT.
NICE.
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Yeah, following orders from their Commanding Officer is definitely a sin of incompetence.
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The number of wasted anti-aircraft rounds cost millions.
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Shining: Oh my gosh guys! Is that a pegasus, a-a bird or a a griffin eating a fish?
Guards: ? ? ? ?
*kissing Cadence*
S: No, it's a just trick for stealing you a kiss.
Cadence: *snort* Silly dork.
G: Can you see it? I still can't see what's he's talking about...
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It's a bird! It's a plane!
No, it's a distraction.
Get back to work Shining. You'll go home to her anyway.
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Cadence seems to like it when Shining tricks the Royal Guard.
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