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EDITS: Made to text per request of the judge because I fail.

Rekani "Spitfyre" Vhyx

Vhyx (or Rekani, he'll go by either) was wandering around an the city one day when a bolt of blue light sucked him out of his Raptorverse and plonked him down..somewhere. This, as you could imagine, was not a good way to start off the day. Overhead, Vhyx saw what he remembers to be two giant...dragon-things flying around and shooting each other.
(These were, in fact, Dialga and Palkia, who were fighting each other over who knows what. Palkia had fired a Spacial Rend, but it missed and flew off into space, tearing a hole in..some kind of physics. Anyways, basically, Vhyx got sucked in and was pulled back into the Pokemon world. Lucky him.)

Quite thoroughly confused and convinced he had taken one too many drugs post-concert, Vhyx wandered around for a while, picking his way through a weird forest until he reached the strangest city he'd ever seen. Everything was glaringly bright. It looked a bit like Tokyo, but smaller, and less druggy. As he was getting his bearings, he was crashed into by a nameless, frantic trainer who shoved something into his hands and scrambled off, shouting "It's your problem now!"

Perplexed, Vhyx eyed the thing. It was a shiny, black and white ball with some yellow. There was a button on the enter. And of course, being Vhyx, he naturally HAD to push it.

A red blob of energy jumped out at him, knocking him back on his feet. It materialized into a gigantic...insect? Dragon? Whatever it was, it was pissed, and promptly began charging up a pulse of energy in it's mouth. Completely confused, hungover and absolutely mindfucked at this point, Rekani just cowered. The impact never came, and he peered up at the dragonthing cautiously. It was frozen in midair--quite literally, frozen. In ice. Someone had picked up the ball, and the angry thing dissolved back into light and disappeared. Someone handed the ball to him. Dazed, he took it without question and stuffed it into his pocket. He looked around and realized there was a large crowd gathered around him, and he heard murmuring. "What is that?" "Is that a Pokemon?" "Didn't he have that crazy Flygon that's been traded around?" He then noticed the green-haired woman standing in front of him. "Next time, control your Pokemon. That thing's dangerous."
"But--but I.." He could only stammer, and then fainted.

When he woke up, he found out he had been dragged by one foot to something they called a "Pokemon Center". What the hell is this, he thought, and what the hell is a pokemon?
After he had comsumed an ungodly amount of the Pokecenter's food, the green-haired woman and another one with equally strange hair sat him down and talked to him for a very, very long time. Basically, he was stuck here, and the only way to make money was to make tiny, magical animals fight each other like pit bulls. As he proceeded to ignore much of the womens' talking, he was already plotting how to buy his way out.

He set out the next day, some free Pokeballs in his pocket, a new snazzy hat on his head, and visions of grandeur in his mind. He figured, the quicker he got to the top of this system, the richer he'd get, and the quicker he could bribe someone to, well, do whatever happened that brought him there in order to send him back.

His Screwball Team:

Apacolypse
Male Flygon, lvl 85
Nature: Rash
Role: Scare the shit out of the opponent
Unintentionally given to him by an unknown trainer in Lilycove City, Hoenn
Personality/History: Absofuckinglutely batshit insane (pardon my French). Seriously. Will destroy damn near everything on the field, or off it. Is only let out as a last resort. His Special attack must be through the roof, as his Flamethrower is one of the most talked-about (and dangerous) moves in several regions. He's been passed through several owners, like some sort of jinx |D. No one has any idea what screwed him up, but no one's gotten close enough to him to try
Name Origin: NOT MISSPELLED. In the song "A is for Action" by Ima Robot (one of Vhyx's favorite songs of all time), Apocalypse is spelled out A-P-A-C-O-L-Y-P-S-E

Ramone
Male Shiny Grovyle
Nature: Hasty
Role: Surprise Showoff
Vhyx found a group of wild Treecko in a forest in South Hoenn, while he was wandering towards the ports to get him out of that godforsaken rock. The Treecko were led by a shiny Grovyle, who had them all wrapped around his little finger. They practically worshiped him over his odd colors, and was treated like a king. Almost envious of the Grovyle's popularity, Rekani began to plot. He sat down with the raptor-like creature and told it about how he planned to get rich. The Grovyle actually seemed interested, and even followed Vhyx out of the Treecko's camp, swaggering with pride at the luxury that awaited him.
Personality: Has two modes: Fighting and...everything else. When he fights, he's completely impulsive and generally does what he wants. Rathery cocky and always wanting to show off his PURE AWESOME. But other than that, he's a complete bro and is generally a slacker. Two steps from spoiled, he's very chill and has the overall demeanor of a high-school stoner.
Name Origin: Named after the only classic band Vhyx likes, the Ramones

Morello
Male Honchkrow
Nature: Naughty
Role: Speed Demon
Caught by Vhyx in Johto as a Honchkrow. As in CAUGHT by Vhyx. His only other pokemon at the time were Mr. Batshit Insane and Sir Slacker the Grovyle, so, not wanting to end up with a Kentucky Fried Honchkrow dinner (tasty as it sounded), he tackled the bird into a tree, stunning it. |D Oh, Vhyxy...
Personality: Devious, nasty, egoistical. A little resentful of Vhyx, because of the tree-slamming incident, but he grudgingly accepts that they think very similarly, and he generally goes along with Rekani's ideas in battle. Outside of battle, when he's quiet...that's never good. But mmost of the time, it's just "Notamusedface" from Morello
Name Origin: named after Tom Morello, one of the best guitarists EVAR, who played for Rage Against the Machine

Bones
Femal Shiny Kabutops
Nature: Mild
Role: Dragon Slayer
As Vhyx was skipping through Kanto, he fell into a cave. Silly Vhyx. He stumbled upon this strange looking fossil thing--HOLY SHIT IT'S A NINJA FOSSIL WITH SCYTHE HANDS. He promptly caught it with little resistance.
Personality: Demented. Being stuck in a dark cave for a few thousand years'll really drive you nuts. Her color has even darkened because of it (no one can tell why). She tends to pace around, muttering, or will stare vacantly. Whenever she gets into battle, she is always convinced she's battling a giant dinosaur (which she usually is, since she fights a lot of Dragon-types with her ice moves). Probably the only veteran on the team, she's wacked up, but otherwise okay.
Name Origin: Well...she's a fossil pokemon. Also for the Killers song of the same name.

Tank
Male Ononokus
Nature: Adamant
Role: Powerhouse
Bought for a reasonable sum in the Unova Pokemon black market
Personality: A complete failure as a giant, axe-faced dragon, that's for sure, which is likely why he was sold. He's a bit like a Golden Retriever. Strangely loyal, not the sharpest crayon in the box, but an obedient fighter, and a freakishly powerful one. Out of battle, is unusually friendly. Vhyx doesn't mind the occasional affection, but has had to train him that sitting on people is not a good way to greet them.

Jett
Female Sazandora
Nature: Rash
Role: Special-attack Pwnage
Caught as a Jiheddo in Unova. Vhyx saw the little mop-top, allowed himself one girlish squeal at the cuteness, and battled the heck out of it until he finally caught it.
Personality: Tripolar. Her name used to be Joan and Jett, but once she evolved (very recently, mind you) he dropped the Joan. She was rather relaxed as a Jiheddo, although they did argue a lot. True to her species, she was a biter, and Vhyx is minus several paw pads as a result. Her "real" head is a hormonal bitch. Her right head is almost Ramone-like, and her left head is paranoid and suspicious. They have VERY interesting arguments, even during battle. Vhyx claims to be the inventor of (and only participant in) Sazandora Surfing, which he finds quite fun. Jett is usually unamused.
Name Origin: Named after Joan Jett (the singer)

Other fun facts:
Vhyx carries around a piece of paper on which has written type matchups for battles-- basically, which of his pokemon to use against each type, for the best advantage. Yeah, he's that cool.

Regarding his middle name, Spitfyre: "Well...it was from a time when switching Y for I was actually cool, okay? *facepalm* Damn, I was a stupid teenager."

Vhyx doesn't really like clothes. It's not a major part of the Psyrap culture like it is in ours, but pockets are useful, and occasionally he does like looking snazzy. Never wears anything more than a tank top and long shorts.

He has colored each of his Pokeballs so he knows which one's which. He usually keeps them in his pocket. maybe someday he'll get a belt for them...but he doesn't like belts.

Vhyx is a singer/pseudorapper. he usually covers other songs, but will freestyle from time to time. To get an idea of his style, his favorite bands include:

Rage Against the Machine
Ima Robot
The Fratellis (lolwhut?)
The Ramones
Wolfmother
Pretty much anything fast-paced

Than again, almost everything Vhyx does is fast-paced. He can be damn near hyperactive and is rather excitable. He THINKS he's a real ladies man, but..meh. Is prone to steroetypically rockstar-ish tendancies, including, but not limited to: all-night parties, random drugs, frequent affairs with groupies, excessive drinking, and waking up in strange places with no idea what happened (sound familiar? |D )

Vhyx is also carrying an egg. He won it in a card game. Dunno how, but by sheer luck, he did. He doesn't usually carry it around, but rather stores it in one of his Pokemon's Pokeballs. Oh, lazy Vhyx
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IT'S FACKING DONE.
this has been a monkey on my back for ages, and I feel dumb that I just now added the bio, which might have screwed me. In my defense, I was away from the comp the whole weekend after submissions closed, and then had a combination of computer and real-life issues. I had to retype this entire. Bloody. Bio. TWICE. -_- I'd also like to mention that this ENTIRE app went through two previous redos. Plus his team got loads of overhauls. Some rejected Pokemon, who I wanted but just couldn't fit, include:

Kecleon
Absol
Torkoal
Waruvial
Arbok
Sableye
Scyther
Marowak
Feraligatr
Houndoom
Tyranitar
Archeos (waaant! a real one, that is |D )

XD Pretty much all just Pokemon I like

So here it is, hoping the wonderful mods *wink wink* will still look at this

oh yeah, for BFOI

Rekani Vhyx (c) me
Pokemon (c) well, obviously not me, or I'd have a crapton more money and a fancy drawing tablet instead of GIMP and a sketchpad.

Description
EDITS: Made to text per request of the judge because I fail.

Rekani "Spitfyre" Vhyx

Vhyx (or Rekani, he'll go by either) was wandering around an the city one day when a bolt of blue light sucked him out of his Raptorverse and plonked him down..somewhere. This, as you could imagine, was not a good way to start off the day. Overhead, Vhyx saw what he remembers to be two giant...dragon-things flying around and shooting each other.
(These were, in fact, Dialga and Palkia, who were fighting each other over who knows what. Palkia had fired a Spacial Rend, but it missed and flew off into space, tearing a hole in..some kind of physics. Anyways, basically, Vhyx got sucked in and was pulled back into the Pokemon world. Lucky him.)

Quite thoroughly confused and convinced he had taken one too many drugs post-concert, Vhyx wandered around for a while, picking his way through a weird forest until he reached the strangest city he'd ever seen. Everything was glaringly bright. It looked a bit like Tokyo, but smaller, and less druggy. As he was getting his bearings, he was crashed into by a nameless, frantic trainer who shoved something into his hands and scrambled off, shouting "It's your problem now!"

Perplexed, Vhyx eyed the thing. It was a shiny, black and white ball with some yellow. There was a button on the enter. And of course, being Vhyx, he naturally HAD to push it.

A red blob of energy jumped out at him, knocking him back on his feet. It materialized into a gigantic...insect? Dragon? Whatever it was, it was pissed, and promptly began charging up a pulse of energy in it's mouth. Completely confused, hungover and absolutely mindfucked at this point, Rekani just cowered. The impact never came, and he peered up at the dragonthing cautiously. It was frozen in midair--quite literally, frozen. In ice. Someone had picked up the ball, and the angry thing dissolved back into light and disappeared. Someone handed the ball to him. Dazed, he took it without question and stuffed it into his pocket. He looked around and realized there was a large crowd gathered around him, and he heard murmuring. "What is that?" "Is that a Pokemon?" "Didn't he have that crazy Flygon that's been traded around?" He then noticed the green-haired woman standing in front of him. "Next time, control your Pokemon. That thing's dangerous."
"But--but I.." He could only stammer, and then fainted.

When he woke up, he found out he had been dragged by one foot to something they called a "Pokemon Center". What the hell is this, he thought, and what the hell is a pokemon?
After he had comsumed an ungodly amount of the Pokecenter's food, the green-haired woman and another one with equally strange hair sat him down and talked to him for a very, very long time. Basically, he was stuck here, and the only way to make money was to make tiny, magical animals fight each other like pit bulls. As he proceeded to ignore much of the womens' talking, he was already plotting how to buy his way out.

He set out the next day, some free Pokeballs in his pocket, a new snazzy hat on his head, and visions of grandeur in his mind. He figured, the quicker he got to the top of this system, the richer he'd get, and the quicker he could bribe someone to, well, do whatever happened that brought him there in order to send him back.

His Screwball Team:

Apacolypse
Male Flygon, lvl 85
Nature: Rash
Role: Scare the shit out of the opponent
Unintentionally given to him by an unknown trainer in Lilycove City, Hoenn
Personality/History: Absofuckinglutely batshit insane (pardon my French). Seriously. Will destroy damn near everything on the field, or off it. Is only let out as a last resort. His Special attack must be through the roof, as his Flamethrower is one of the most talked-about (and dangerous) moves in several regions. He's been passed through several owners, like some sort of jinx |D. No one has any idea what screwed him up, but no one's gotten close enough to him to try
Name Origin: NOT MISSPELLED. In the song "A is for Action" by Ima Robot (one of Vhyx's favorite songs of all time), Apocalypse is spelled out A-P-A-C-O-L-Y-P-S-E

Ramone
Male Shiny Grovyle
Nature: Hasty
Role: Surprise Showoff
Vhyx found a group of wild Treecko in a forest in South Hoenn, while he was wandering towards the ports to get him out of that godforsaken rock. The Treecko were led by a shiny Grovyle, who had them all wrapped around his little finger. They practically worshiped him over his odd colors, and was treated like a king. Almost envious of the Grovyle's popularity, Rekani began to plot. He sat down with the raptor-like creature and told it about how he planned to get rich. The Grovyle actually seemed interested, and even followed Vhyx out of the Treecko's camp, swaggering with pride at the luxury that awaited him.
Personality: Has two modes: Fighting and...everything else. When he fights, he's completely impulsive and generally does what he wants. Rathery cocky and always wanting to show off his PURE AWESOME. But other than that, he's a complete bro and is generally a slacker. Two steps from spoiled, he's very chill and has the overall demeanor of a high-school stoner.
Name Origin: Named after the only classic band Vhyx likes, the Ramones

Morello
Male Honchkrow
Nature: Naughty
Role: Speed Demon
Caught by Vhyx in Johto as a Honchkrow. As in CAUGHT by Vhyx. His only other pokemon at the time were Mr. Batshit Insane and Sir Slacker the Grovyle, so, not wanting to end up with a Kentucky Fried Honchkrow dinner (tasty as it sounded), he tackled the bird into a tree, stunning it. |D Oh, Vhyxy...
Personality: Devious, nasty, egoistical. A little resentful of Vhyx, because of the tree-slamming incident, but he grudgingly accepts that they think very similarly, and he generally goes along with Rekani's ideas in battle. Outside of battle, when he's quiet...that's never good. But mmost of the time, it's just "Notamusedface" from Morello
Name Origin: named after Tom Morello, one of the best guitarists EVAR, who played for Rage Against the Machine

Bones
Femal Shiny Kabutops
Nature: Mild
Role: Dragon Slayer
As Vhyx was skipping through Kanto, he fell into a cave. Silly Vhyx. He stumbled upon this strange looking fossil thing--HOLY SHIT IT'S A NINJA FOSSIL WITH SCYTHE HANDS. He promptly caught it with little resistance.
Personality: Demented. Being stuck in a dark cave for a few thousand years'll really drive you nuts. Her color has even darkened because of it (no one can tell why). She tends to pace around, muttering, or will stare vacantly. Whenever she gets into battle, she is always convinced she's battling a giant dinosaur (which she usually is, since she fights a lot of Dragon-types with her ice moves). Probably the only veteran on the team, she's wacked up, but otherwise okay.
Name Origin: Well...she's a fossil pokemon. Also for the Killers song of the same name.

Tank
Male Ononokus
Nature: Adamant
Role: Powerhouse
Bought for a reasonable sum in the Unova Pokemon black market
Personality: A complete failure as a giant, axe-faced dragon, that's for sure, which is likely why he was sold. He's a bit like a Golden Retriever. Strangely loyal, not the sharpest crayon in the box, but an obedient fighter, and a freakishly powerful one. Out of battle, is unusually friendly. Vhyx doesn't mind the occasional affection, but has had to train him that sitting on people is not a good way to greet them.

Jett
Female Sazandora
Nature: Rash
Role: Special-attack Pwnage
Caught as a Jiheddo in Unova. Vhyx saw the little mop-top, allowed himself one girlish squeal at the cuteness, and battled the heck out of it until he finally caught it.
Personality: Tripolar. Her name used to be Joan and Jett, but once she evolved (very recently, mind you) he dropped the Joan. She was rather relaxed as a Jiheddo, although they did argue a lot. True to her species, she was a biter, and Vhyx is minus several paw pads as a result. Her "real" head is a hormonal bitch. Her right head is almost Ramone-like, and her left head is paranoid and suspicious. They have VERY interesting arguments, even during battle. Vhyx claims to be the inventor of (and only participant in) Sazandora Surfing, which he finds quite fun. Jett is usually unamused.
Name Origin: Named after Joan Jett (the singer)

Other fun facts:
Vhyx carries around a piece of paper on which has written type matchups for battles-- basically, which of his pokemon to use against each type, for the best advantage. Yeah, he's that cool.

Regarding his middle name, Spitfyre: "Well...it was from a time when switching Y for I was actually cool, okay? *facepalm* Damn, I was a stupid teenager."

Vhyx doesn't really like clothes. It's not a major part of the Psyrap culture like it is in ours, but pockets are useful, and occasionally he does like looking snazzy. Never wears anything more than a tank top and long shorts.

He has colored each of his Pokeballs so he knows which one's which. He usually keeps them in his pocket. maybe someday he'll get a belt for them...but he doesn't like belts.

Vhyx is a singer/pseudorapper. he usually covers other songs, but will freestyle from time to time. To get an idea of his style, his favorite bands include:

Rage Against the Machine
Ima Robot
The Fratellis (lolwhut?)
The Ramones
Wolfmother
Pretty much anything fast-paced

Than again, almost everything Vhyx does is fast-paced. He can be damn near hyperactive and is rather excitable. He THINKS he's a real ladies man, but..meh. Is prone to steroetypically rockstar-ish tendancies, including, but not limited to: all-night parties, random drugs, frequent affairs with groupies, excessive drinking, and waking up in strange places with no idea what happened (sound familiar? |D )

Vhyx is also carrying an egg. He won it in a card game. Dunno how, but by sheer luck, he did. He doesn't usually carry it around, but rather stores it in one of his Pokemon's Pokeballs. Oh, lazy Vhyx
-----
IT'S FACKING DONE.
this has been a monkey on my back for ages, and I feel dumb that I just now added the bio, which might have screwed me. In my defense, I was away from the comp the whole weekend after submissions closed, and then had a combination of computer and real-life issues. I had to retype this entire. Bloody. Bio. TWICE. -_- I'd also like to mention that this ENTIRE app went through two previous redos. Plus his team got loads of overhauls. Some rejected Pokemon, who I wanted but just couldn't fit, include:

Kecleon
Absol
Torkoal
Waruvial
Arbok
Sableye
Scyther
Marowak
Feraligatr
Houndoom
Tyranitar
Archeos (waaant! a real one, that is |D )

XD Pretty much all just Pokemon I like

So here it is, hoping the wonderful mods *wink wink* will still look at this

oh yeah, for BFOI

Rekani Vhyx (c) me
Pokemon (c) well, obviously not me, or I'd have a crapton more money and a fancy drawing tablet instead of GIMP and a sketchpad.