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Published: 2016-01-03 13:38:33 +0000 UTC; Views: 3871; Favourites: 22; Downloads: 0
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I love how Americans always falsely brag about them being the country who 'saved our asses' and won WWII on their own.People who say this need to stick their unhealthy patriotism (not implying that all patriotism is bad) up their arses and pick up a fucking history book.
If anyone saved us, it was Russia. They were the ones who single-handedly forced the invading forces of Nazi Germany from western Russia, all the way back to Berlin, where they hoisted their flag over the city from the top of the Reichstag.
They did so, SO much more work in liberating Europe than any of the other allies, but I don't see the Ruskies bragging on about how they 'saved our asses'. Strange, huh?
Well, maybe it's because they're not bigoted arseholes who brag on about themselves as if they're the best, and seem to respect the fact that millions of British, French, Dutch, and other European soldiers died with dignity by fighting for their countries, instead of being 'saved'?
It's as if they have no regards for the sacrifices they made for their countries, and the other countries that were part of the Allied Forces.
Plus, out of all the things they could choose to brag about, like GDP, healthcare, democracy, they choose to brag about fucking WAR?! Are you serious?
If you're one of the people who actually believes in this utter shite, then you need a slap and a history book thrown at you, and you need to wipe the patriotism away from your eyes and see that you're fucking wrong.
I know not all Americans are this thick and big-headed, and actually , but if you honestly, you didn't fight in the fucking war. You weren't even alive during the war, so you have no ground to stand on when it comes to discussing what actually happened.
I may not have fought in it either, but if there's one thing we can be sure of, it's that America didn't fucking 'save our asses'.
To be honest, I reckon the soldiers who fought for the Allied Forces are turning in their graves, knowing that people are always, and I mean ALWAYS, saying this shit just to annoy the Brits, the French, etc. Our soldiers all did it together, brothers in arms, side by side. They didn't care who did the most work. They didn't squabble like children. They only focused on working together and achieving their common goal of defeating Nazi Germany, Imperialist Japan and Mussolini's Italy.
You cannot possibly deny that.
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Comments: 132
DovahTheDragonborn In reply to ??? [2016-02-10 09:35:59 +0000 UTC]
I was specifically talking about the western front.
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IWantMoreVore In reply to DovahTheDragonborn [2016-02-11 04:05:07 +0000 UTC]
You just completely ignored what point I was getting across. Therefore, you don't have an answer and are just stalling for time. Don't try to divert it again.
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DovahTheDragonborn In reply to IWantMoreVore [2016-02-11 12:39:14 +0000 UTC]
I do have an answer. History, and Americans actually siding with me. Yours is 'we savd ur asses', and that is one of the weakest historical arguments going, and is also one of the most well known arrogant things said by over-patriotic Americans. Period.
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IWantMoreVore In reply to DovahTheDragonborn [2016-02-12 02:56:48 +0000 UTC]
Still trying to end the discussion prematurely. If you read everything I've said on this topic, you'd understand that's not what I believe.
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DovahTheDragonborn In reply to IWantMoreVore [2016-02-12 07:56:33 +0000 UTC]
But you do, because that's what you said in the first place..?
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IWantMoreVore In reply to DovahTheDragonborn [2016-02-14 06:15:40 +0000 UTC]
I said I don't really believe that. I didn't say I completely believed it. How about you go back to kindergarten and learn how to read.
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DovahTheDragonborn In reply to IWantMoreVore [2016-02-14 09:32:56 +0000 UTC]
I can read, and there's no such thing as kindermugartener over here. :3
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IWantMoreVore In reply to DovahTheDragonborn [2016-02-17 02:54:54 +0000 UTC]
Can we stop arguing? I have a question to ask you anyways.
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DovahTheDragonborn In reply to IWantMoreVore [2016-02-17 10:31:10 +0000 UTC]
What? *prepares to get roaste
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IWantMoreVore In reply to DovahTheDragonborn [2016-02-18 06:14:08 +0000 UTC]
I'm not going to roast you. I was wondering if you could my first two parts of a 3 part series I'm doing and tell me what I could build on in it.
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Dan3579 [2016-01-03 20:19:47 +0000 UTC]
I agree with ya. And I have answer for you as to why most Americans brag about this.
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Dan3579 In reply to DovahTheDragonborn [2016-01-04 04:44:35 +0000 UTC]
We are taught that in school. Teachers are required (at least in Colorado) to teach that America is the greatest and that we always have to save everyone's ass.
It's retarded. But "The Victors of war write history."
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Dan3579 In reply to DovahTheDragonborn [2016-01-04 07:33:46 +0000 UTC]
Yes. Our history books are all altered. We, in the US, are not taught proper history. Anybody want to argue with me now that our government isn't corrupt? Even the polls for voting are rigged so a certain person wins.
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DovahTheDragonborn In reply to Dan3579 [2016-01-04 07:36:36 +0000 UTC]
I'm sorry, but that fact alone is fucking cringeworthy.
We're not taught that we're the best. Even when it comes to our old Empire. Hardly anyone in Britain thinks we are superior, apart from racists and bigoted UKIP supporters.
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Dan3579 In reply to DovahTheDragonborn [2016-01-04 08:31:44 +0000 UTC]
I agree with ya.
What the hell is UKIP?
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DovahTheDragonborn In reply to Dan3579 [2016-01-04 10:28:10 +0000 UTC]
The United Kingdom Independence Party.
They want Britain to leave the EU, and basically blame every on migrants and people who aren't British.
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DovahTheDragonborn In reply to Dan3579 [2016-01-04 15:23:36 +0000 UTC]
Yes. There are worse parties and groups though, such as the BNP (British National Party), who are openly racist, and don't even get me started on Britain First..
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Dan3579 In reply to DovahTheDragonborn [2016-01-04 19:48:41 +0000 UTC]
Sounds fun over there. *sarcasm*
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megamaster135 In reply to ??? [2016-01-03 19:45:07 +0000 UTC]
We may not have saved your asses from germany, but we could certainly save our own asses from britain.
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DovahTheDragonborn In reply to megamaster135 [2016-01-03 20:44:10 +0000 UTC]
What a childish response. That has virtually nothing to do with what I stated. Don't tell me that you actually believe in that bullshit?
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megamaster135 In reply to DovahTheDragonborn [2016-01-03 20:50:47 +0000 UTC]
No, I don't. And honestly, I respect the people who colonized the country I live in today.
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DovahTheDragonborn In reply to megamaster135 [2016-01-03 23:25:19 +0000 UTC]
And what exactly is that supposed to mean?
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Matamata9001 In reply to DovahTheDragonborn [2016-01-04 00:48:34 +0000 UTC]
...What he just replied with... Damn. That's actually worth silence.
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Matamata9001 In reply to DovahTheDragonborn [2016-01-04 01:15:11 +0000 UTC]
e doesn't give a shit about war. Well damn.
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megamaster135 In reply to DovahTheDragonborn [2016-01-03 23:39:39 +0000 UTC]
It means that though I don't care for histories' wars, or any kind of wars for that matter, i do respect the people who put others on America in the first place.
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Dovah-Nova In reply to DovahTheDragonborn [2016-01-03 21:54:13 +0000 UTC]
...being a history buff, I do... but obviously, you don't so, sorry
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DovahTheDragonborn In reply to Dovah-Nova [2016-01-03 22:49:44 +0000 UTC]
I used the wrong name... so...?
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Dovah-Nova In reply to DovahTheDragonborn [2016-01-04 05:52:07 +0000 UTC]
...sorry, Joel... I know I'm dumb.
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DovahTheDragonborn In reply to Dovah-Nova [2016-01-04 23:47:45 +0000 UTC]
I can't help it...
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Dovah-Nova In reply to DovahTheDragonborn [2016-01-04 23:54:48 +0000 UTC]
Really, it's okay.
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Jimworld70 In reply to ??? [2016-01-03 17:43:23 +0000 UTC]
It would've been perfect if you could've keyed out the skin color on batmans face, and make it the flags colors instead.
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