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Published: 2016-01-03 13:38:33 +0000 UTC; Views: 3808; Favourites: 22; Downloads: 0
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Description I love how Americans always falsely brag about them being the country who 'saved our asses' and won WWII on their own.

People who say this need to stick their unhealthy patriotism (not implying that all patriotism is bad) up their arses and pick up a fucking history book.

If anyone saved us, it was Russia. They were the ones who single-handedly forced the invading forces of Nazi Germany from western Russia, all the way back to Berlin, where they hoisted their flag over the city from the top of the Reichstag.

They did so, SO much more work in liberating Europe than any of the other allies, but I don't see the Ruskies bragging on about how they 'saved our asses'. Strange, huh?

Well, maybe it's because they're not bigoted arseholes who brag on about themselves as if they're the best, and seem to respect the fact that millions of British, French, Dutch, and other European soldiers died with dignity by fighting for their countries, instead of being 'saved'?

It's as if they have no regards for the sacrifices they made for their countries, and the other countries that were part of the Allied Forces.

Plus, out of all the things they could choose to brag about, like GDP, healthcare, democracy, they choose to brag about fucking WAR?! Are you serious?

If you're one of the people who actually believes in this utter shite, then you need a slap and a history book thrown at you, and you need to wipe the patriotism away from your eyes and see that you're fucking wrong.

I know not all Americans are this thick and big-headed, and actually , but if you honestly, you didn't fight in the fucking war. You weren't even alive during the war, so you have no ground to stand on when it comes to discussing what actually happened.

I may not have fought in it either, but if there's one thing we can be sure of, it's that America didn't fucking 'save our asses'.

To be honest, I reckon the soldiers who fought for the Allied Forces are turning in their graves, knowing that people are always, and I mean ALWAYS, saying this shit just to annoy the Brits, the French, etc. Our soldiers all did it together, brothers in arms, side by side. They didn't care who did the most work. They didn't squabble like children. They only focused on working together and achieving their common goal of defeating Nazi Germany, Imperialist Japan and Mussolini's Italy.

You cannot possibly deny that.

         
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abeman In reply to ??? [2016-01-03 16:59:04 +0000 UTC]

Perhaps it would be more accurate to talk about soviet union, not russia. And soviet union was saved as well through lend-lease. What soviet union "liberated", well they kinda kept all the liberated countries for them selves.
With united states non-intervention policy, they should not brag too much. When germany invaded poland, atleast brits and france acted when usa just stayed quiet. Many doubt that if japan would not have attacked pearl harbor, they would not have gone to war and asia would be quite different place.
But those were dark times for all countries and hopefully those mistakes will never be repeated.

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DovahTheDragonborn In reply to abeman [2016-01-03 20:44:48 +0000 UTC]

I meant that

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fen555 In reply to ??? [2016-01-03 16:16:14 +0000 UTC]

I have never heard anyone ever say that. All of our soldiers were just like yours. I had a family member in the war, and he thought the same thing. Whoever you are talking about sounds a lot like those who will believe anything, you know, those stupid conspiracy theorists.

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DovahTheDragonborn In reply to fen555 [2016-01-03 23:24:28 +0000 UTC]

A lot of Americans seem to think this.

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5ch6ab71 In reply to DovahTheDragonborn [2016-01-05 02:41:47 +0000 UTC]

I'm not trying to be a dick, but, I mean, how do you know that?
Have you polled all, say, 317 million people?
Or 100 people?
50?
I mean, you say a lot of Americans seem to think it, but you don't actually know this...
Not trying to seem like a douche, but, that's why I'm not 100% with you in this.
I agree, SOME Americans believe that, but I wouldn't go to say a lot or most 
say that.

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DovahTheDragonborn In reply to 5ch6ab71 [2016-01-05 06:53:07 +0000 UTC]

I see it quite often.

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5ch6ab71 In reply to DovahTheDragonborn [2016-01-05 11:49:29 +0000 UTC]

Yes but a majority of people?

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DovahTheDragonborn In reply to 5ch6ab71 [2016-01-05 12:51:14 +0000 UTC]

I'm not talking about millions, but I've probably seen more than 100 people say this on the internet. Of course that's going to convince me that a lot of people believe that it's true.

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5ch6ab71 In reply to DovahTheDragonborn [2016-01-06 00:31:32 +0000 UTC]

Well, it isn't. Considering that just in my school alone, there's 800 in a small town,
so yeah, it's not a lot. I mean sure, it's stupid, but still, on the internet, there's millions
of people to argue with you about that stuff.

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DovahTheDragonborn In reply to 5ch6ab71 [2016-01-06 01:13:53 +0000 UTC]

If no one believes it, then why do lots of non-Americans believe that some Americans think it's true?

I've seen it so, so many times. 

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5ch6ab71 In reply to DovahTheDragonborn [2016-01-06 01:19:53 +0000 UTC]

What? You just confused me some how. 
And it's because they're republicans and southerners.
For me, the stupider humans in America. I mean, Donald Trump...

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DovahTheDragonborn In reply to 5ch6ab71 [2016-01-06 01:22:52 +0000 UTC]

I know.

My cousin lives in the States. He's English, but talks just like one. You could easily mistake him for an American.

He told me that the further you go south, the more racist and bigoted people are, and the further you go north, the more common sense people have.

I visited New Hampshire, and the people there were lovely.

And a small loan of a- www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k0Smq…

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5ch6ab71 In reply to DovahTheDragonborn [2016-01-06 01:27:39 +0000 UTC]

Basically. And yes, I"ve seen the video. It's the funniest thing ever.
If I got a small loan of a million dollars, well, I'd pretty much be
set for life. What an idiot...
and well, I have to kind of agree. I live in CT. Sure, some of the people here
are assholes, but we use common sense (except the republicans)
For an example, this girl in my class is hard core republican, and she believes
that obama is the worst thing to ever happen, and believes Trump would help
everyone. Yeah, okay. You know who she's dating? Some hillbilly kid...ironic.

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DovahTheDragonborn In reply to 5ch6ab71 [2016-01-06 01:28:45 +0000 UTC]

Why does everyone hate Obama? He's the one who's trying to sort out the fucking gun problem. 

He's way better than our cunt of a Prime Minister.

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5ch6ab71 In reply to DovahTheDragonborn [2016-01-06 01:30:43 +0000 UTC]

tbh, and I'm sure this is like, very stereotypical, but I have no 
idea who like, any of the people are in England. I know like, everyone
knows about obama and trump and stuff like that, but I just,
well, I stay in my country, though that sounds like a pretty asshole thing to say
But I love Obama.

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DovahTheDragonborn In reply to 5ch6ab71 [2016-01-06 03:14:35 +0000 UTC]

All you need to know is that in British politics, the Labour Party and the Liberal Democrats are the only ones that have a little sense about them.

All the other parties are cunts.

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5ch6ab71 In reply to DovahTheDragonborn [2016-01-06 03:18:26 +0000 UTC]

That's true just about anywhere

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fen555 In reply to DovahTheDragonborn [2016-01-04 04:58:11 +0000 UTC]

I just remembered about two idiots in school that would be like this. But, that equates to about one in 350. Then, these two idiots do live in the same town as me, and they are the only two, so one in 5500. At least they are not at the level you are describing, yet.

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Artan118 In reply to ??? [2016-01-03 15:47:59 +0000 UTC]

No, it wasn't because of the Americans...it was because of us Aussies who didn't come in to ruin it all

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WTHappened In reply to ??? [2016-01-03 15:06:11 +0000 UTC]

Same situation in Italy where we say that we have been saved by partisans when actually we have been saved by Poles (in fact we have a cemetery dedicated to them)

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Xionti In reply to ??? [2016-01-03 14:13:45 +0000 UTC]

As an unpatriotic American, I agree with you.

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DanOfTheNorth In reply to ??? [2016-01-03 13:54:40 +0000 UTC]

I'm an American, but I'm not patriotic in the slightest. I really have to agree with you, I say the same thing to people who say we won WW2 on our own (Well not word for word, but the message is still the same).

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DragonActive07 In reply to ??? [2016-01-03 13:44:12 +0000 UTC]

*sigh* my country is a really messed up one...

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DovahTheDragonborn In reply to DragonActive07 [2016-01-03 13:48:26 +0000 UTC]

Mine isn't perfect either.

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DragonActive07 In reply to DovahTheDragonborn [2016-01-03 13:52:06 +0000 UTC]

Trust me, mine is worse than yours.... We can't seem to get our fucking heads out of our asses not just about this, but about Muslims, Isis, school shooters, suicide bombers, terrorists.... I swear, it seems like once every two weeks there is a news flash on tv about someone going and shooting little children..... Or about how Donald Trump (the biggest bitch in the country) is 'saving' us from Muslims..... And the list goes on.... I am starting to wish I could move to Canada....

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DovahTheDragonborn In reply to DragonActive07 [2016-01-03 14:01:41 +0000 UTC]

What about Muslims?

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DragonActive07 In reply to DovahTheDragonborn [2016-01-03 14:04:17 +0000 UTC]

Did you hear that Donald trump wants to kick Muslims from the country?

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DovahTheDragonborn In reply to DragonActive07 [2016-01-03 14:12:23 +0000 UTC]

Oh, I know.

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DragonActive07 In reply to DovahTheDragonborn [2016-01-03 14:40:03 +0000 UTC]

Yeah... My country is fucked up....

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DovahTheDragonborn In reply to DragonActive07 [2016-01-03 23:39:22 +0000 UTC]

The UK is worse in some aspects, but one thing I can agree on is the gun problem.

People need to realise that gun 'control' doesn't mean banning them completely. It means taking them away from those who aren't in the right mental state to own one. The fact that NRA gun-nuts were waving guns in the faces of people after school shootings like Columbine and Sandy Hook made me fucking furious. 

Too many pricks own guns.

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DragonActive07 In reply to DovahTheDragonborn [2016-01-04 03:31:46 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, but on the case of San Bernardino, we would definitely get a lot of the nuts, but not all, because some are very good at hiding their insanity...

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