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i was trying to find something to eat in my house the other day and i stumbled apon a frosen duck and a sad looking chicken pie i decided the chicken pie would be a safer bet as there is less to go wrong right? it wasent microwavable for one reason or another ;so i had to cook it for like 30 minutes (all i wanted was something quick to stop me fainting when i got in the bath!) so whilst i was waiting for it i did what i always do if somehting takes more than a nanosecond to cook , i read the ingredients list to see how quickly it would turn me into a large globule of hydrogonated fat and iw a slike chicken (24%) onions (7%) , since i despise oninions wiht a passion that burns with the intesity of a thousand suns : P(cept baby picked onions they are forgivable) i read the ingredients on the frozen duckky thing i had found lurking in the forgoten depths of our freezer and surprise surprise more hidden onion content. i can't stand the taste of onions lurking in what should be onion free food > . and its not like thye warn you about it unless you read the rally small print. what if i was allergic to onions? i could had died many times over had i not been a oddbod and read the indregients on everything first even potnoodles have onions in!

so i nicked a piece from my dads work notepad and started doodling furiously and when dad say it he said "what goes on in your head zoe!" which is a rarther fair response considering i had defiled his notepad with pointless doodlles

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i was trying to find something to eat in my house the other day and i stumbled apon a frosen duck and a sad looking chicken pie i decided the chicken pie would be a safer bet as there is less to go wrong right? it wasent microwavable for one reason or another ;so i had to cook it for like 30 minutes (all i wanted was something quick to stop me fainting when i got in the bath!) so whilst i was waiting for it i did what i always do if somehting takes more than a nanosecond to cook , i read the ingredients list to see how quickly it would turn me into a large globule of hydrogonated fat and iw a slike chicken (24%) onions (7%) , since i despise oninions wiht a passion that burns with the intesity of a thousand suns : P(cept baby picked onions they are forgivable) i read the ingredients on the frozen duckky thing i had found lurking in the forgoten depths of our freezer and surprise surprise more hidden onion content. i can't stand the taste of onions lurking in what should be onion free food > . and its not like thye warn you about it unless you read the rally small print. what if i was allergic to onions? i could had died many times over had i not been a oddbod and read the indregients on everything first even potnoodles have onions in!

so i nicked a piece from my dads work notepad and started doodling furiously and when dad say it he said "what goes on in your head zoe!" which is a rarther fair response considering i had defiled his notepad with pointless doodlles