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Dracorum-Order — The Cake Is Alive
Published: 2013-02-04 17:20:44 +0000 UTC; Views: 66; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 0
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This is just a messy sketch following on from the Cake Monster random dialogue.It starts from this journal. [link]
Happy Birthday, Mac!
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OMGSH thank you so much XDDD
I showed this too him on his birthday, even though I am commenting a bit late, and he started giggling XDDDD
Than you so much!!! <3333 he really liked it
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Glad he liked it. You and Abby made the same journal and I didn't want to repeat myself. So I made up a random dialogue. The cake thing was one of random moments, as I like to call it.
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Heh heh, I think the postman's face speaks volumes here - definitely the wrong flavour of cake there. 
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Yep, if anyone asked him what "Death by chocolate" means, he'd refer to this experience.
And thanks.
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No, the cake isn't alive, it's a lie
(I love the face on the person in the foreground
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It's a lie? Tell that to the postman in the foreground!
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Hey, Postman! It's okay, that giant monster cake that's about to eat you isn't real. It's just a different take on a Portal reference.
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"We'd better eat it before it eats someone else!"
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*omnomnomnom* "Come on everyone. Help us eat this baking mishap!"
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"Everyone, grab your cake slices!"
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"Well, Draco, it looks like we've stopped this pastry menace." *noms a slice of cake*
"Oh, thank you for saving me from that yeasty mess," said the postman.
"Aw, it was no- WHAT'S THAT!" I yelled, pointing to the bakery.
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"It's the banker!"
"Baker, you mean."
"Erm yes, the baker."
"Look! He's being chased by the cookie monster!"
"From Sesame Street?"
"No, you muppet."
"Muppet? I thought you said it wasn't the cookie monster."
"Oh for goodness sake. Look! There! A giant cookie!"
"Crumbs!"
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"Oh, whatever are we going to do about this!"
"I don't think we'll be able to eat our way out of this one, Draco!"
"Then we'll have to use any cookie's worst enemy. Hey milkman!"
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"Come on Mr Milkman. Do your stuff!"
*Runs off in terror.*
"Arghhhh!!!"
"Oh dear. It seems he's lost his bottle."
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Uhhh I'm done for now, I can't think of anything else D:
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Yeah, I think we'll leave it there.
You can also see the punning streak below all this.
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Oh random pastry puns 
That chain of jokes reminds me if all the strings of Nazi puns on To Be Or Not To Be and the Hitler Rants About videos on YouTube.
(I got lost on YouTube once and ended up in that neighborhood)
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Ah yes, the wonderful of of YouTube.
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YouTube, the world's "best and brightest"
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I've seen lots of crazy scenes but this one really takes the cake!
Pfffffffff no XD. well drawn!
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Oh, icing this happen before.
And thanks.
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I bet you always get a slice of the action
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Oh, yes I do.
And looking at this situation, I don't think the cake is whetting that postman's appetite. Nope.
In fact, he is wetting himself.
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Man these are crumby XD. And we keep layering them on!
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I know. We could make cake jokes endlessly. There are hundreds and thousands of them.
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I'm out! XD All the rest are worse.
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Hundreds and thousands are what we call sprinkles in the UK. But if I have to explain the punchline, then I think I've run out of good jokes as well.
Yes. I think we've definitely bitten off more than we could chew there.
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Lol, I never got anything with sprinkles on my one trip there! Though a doughnut sounds great right now and I'm sure it would have then.
But your punch line was still half baked
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I disagree. That punch line was the icing on the cake.
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Icing we've used the frosting already
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We have? Oh, sugar.
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Ok, I'm out now XD. I don't know if my last one worked or not even! I just meant we had used, with my use of it, icing (frosting) at least three times XD
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Yeah, the punslinging match has gone on for long enough.
That said, you can see that a random dialogue is developing above all this.
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