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Dragk — Celestia taking a chocolate bath... Exquisite!
Published: 2013-10-18 22:14:25 +0000 UTC; Views: 10872; Favourites: 186; Downloads: 208
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Ahh... the pleasures of being a princess~-----------------------------
As i promise... here it is... chocolestia?
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Well this is the second strangest thing I have seen today.
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*Jumps into chocolate bath*
CANNON BALL!!!
*Splash*
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Awesome! That chocolate looks delicious (and no, it's not poop as some other commenter said)
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Mmmmm Yummy ! I Love Chocolate ^_^ I'd like to join her .
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Hey princess, how about a little "milk" with that chocolate....
Yeah...You'd like that, wouldn't you?!
Can I have some chocolate in my milk bath? I'll give you some milk for your chocolate bath!
Or better yet, let's just mix them both together into one big bathtub and....see what happens!
HUZZAH! The bath has been doubled!
I like where this is going....
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GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGI-THOU HAS AWOKEN THINES DARKER PART OF THE SUBCON-GIGGITY GIGGITY-HELP THEEEEE-GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY-THOU WILL PAY IN THINES BLOO-GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY-SIR KAOS, THOU WIL-GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY- SURELY PAY! I SWEAR TO THEE, THOU SHAL- GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY!
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GIGGITY GIGGI-NEIGH. As punishment Thou will feel communism at full POWER! COMMIE-HAMI-HAMI-HAAAAAAAAAYYYYA!
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Hey you! Don't be bringing that commie shit in here! This fuckin MURICA!
Settle down Dick, I'll handle this!
@%#!#%
Now listen son, I'm gonna have to ask you to put that thing away before someone gets hurt!
What the fuck's MURICA?!
Dunno, but I heard that they screw over college students with loans and arrest people for smoking weed.
That sounds like a real fucked up place man!
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NU. Besides, I have a Russia, a Vietnam, a Cuba and a China, and I'm not afraid to use them. Make your move, MURICAN. But never go to Beijing, theres some crazy-ass shit in that place.
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Don't make me bust out the nukes boy!
Wait...what's in Beijing?!
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Don't make me fire my ICCM's (Inter-Communtinental Communism Missile's) with the russia I bought off Ebay, Kennedy. (Missile does not Explode, blow up, or nuke a area. It instead makes the targeted country Communist. Also comes pre-packaged With a Super-Soviet Spentnaz Squad.) And everyone's shiving each other in Beijing with Rusty Poptarts. Its the latest craze.
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We are in grave danger of the communists!
Time to bust out the ICFMs (Inter-Capitalistic Freedom Missiles).
Somebody get me my RPG and my raptor steed.
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*Pulls out 2 rusty poptarts* I'd like to see you try, as I have a Hostage! Squeal like the capitalist-pigs you are, or Tia gets a rusty poptart in her capitalist face. That and RPGs are from RUSSIA, SOVIET RUSSIA! So go "liberate" somewhere else, like Stalinville, or I WILL shiv you!
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Fuck you and your poptarts!
Those tarts don't even have frosting on them!
Don't worry, I'll put some "frosting" on those poptarts for you...
*Pulls out two Cuban cigars* I too have hostages. So let's put down the missiles and walk away slowly...
RPGs are shit anyway....someone fetch me my stinger!
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Silly Kennedy, THOSE ARE BUDAPEST CIGARS, Cuban Cigars radiate Commuwave's like mad, silly 'lil Merican. Pre-packeged Super-Soviet Spentnaz Squad, Seize The Budapest Cigars! And them too, I guess. I'm just a Communist.
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BITCH, YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!
Dick, NO! Put down that suitcase nuke!
FREEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOM-
*EVERYBODY DIED! THE END!*
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EXCEPT THE COMMIE SNAKE! HE IS NUKE-PROOF, GO COMMUNISM! NOW TO COMMUNIZE THE U.S OF A, THEN THE WORLD!
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Everyone is dead though....you can't rule if there's nobody left to rule....
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But communism... Wait a second. Theres lots of Russian guys in the fallout vaults.
HAHA, ITS FALLOUT TIME, IN RUSSIA.
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Oh god! Not the undead communist zombies! CALL THE ELECTRIC COMPANY, WE NEED MORE POWER!
Hey shut up! You dead, remember?!
You too, commie bastard!
LOL Nope. I'm here for the all-you-can-eat brains special...me and all my undead niggas. AMIRITE NIGGAS?!
Hell ya nigga!
Yo!
Gangham Style mufuckaz!
I don't know any of these guys; I'm just here for the brain buffet!
Well shit!
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HEY GUYS, I GOT'S SOME WEED AND LIGHT BEER'S, I HOPE SOMEONE DOES'NT "LIBERATE" IT. STALIN, USE THE ICCMS NOW, THEIR DISTRACTED. I hope you know what you've done, bringing all the eternal commie lords together. WaitwerethehellaretheCubansOHSHITMISSLECRISIS!
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Yo! Pass that joint on down, will ya?!
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I DONT DO DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGS Homie, I do Cookies and Guns.
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Don't do guns. Pot brownies are less violent man!
Yo! Put that gun away son, or no Obamacare for you!
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Don't need it now, don't need it ever, I GOT LIFE INSURANCE! But I also do FUN!
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You can't spell healthcare without THC!
Isn't "life insurance" just a fancy way of saying "death assurance?!"
All you damn white crackahs and your fucking white crackah insurance!
This "insurance" reeks of capitalism!
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*Revs up GShiG-7.62 * : Too bad, teeny american healthcare can't cover Heavy killng Capitalist leader! ATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA!
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Nobody said the healthcare was good....or affordable!
You better stop talking shit on my healthcare reform or I'll stick predator drones on your white boy ass!
Your capitalist pig insurance will never cover comrade-related damages!
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Yeah! Go Stalin! Now lets light up these non-Communist basterds , WITH COMMIE MADE STUFF!
: I HAVE MAX BULLET IN GUN! ALL I NEED IS MEDIC!
*To Dolnald* ITS EPIC MEAL TI- I MEAN ANIME BATTLE SCENE TIME! COMMIE-HAMI-HAMI-HAMI-HAMI-HAMI-HYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAH!
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Lose the insurance, boy. Let big government take care of you!
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Yes! My Government will care for me!
And Obama... What if I told you, that China has better health care than you.
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What if I told you the majority of organ "donations" in China come from the hundreds of people they execute every year?
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Well, as they say, "Distribute the wealth to the people!"
Now, back to the matter at hand... I HAVE YOUR WAIFU HOSTAGE!
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That waifu BEHIND YOUR BACK
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If she's behind my back, then you don't have her hostage now do you?!
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She? I MENT AMERICA RASPUTIN DAMMIT, I HAVE NUKE POINTED AT SLAB OF DEMOCRCY AND CAPITALIST PIGS. And I also have a nest of bald eagles hostage too, your move Obama, your move.
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Bitch please! I have enough nukes to glass the entire surface of the planet twice!
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Favorite Princess covered in favorite sweet.
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