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Published: 2010-02-09 05:17:19 +0000 UTC; Views: 1537; Favourites: 15; Downloads: 12
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Starscream: Wait my love--AAAAAAHHHHH!

Bumblebee: GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FREAK!!! *sprays*

Prof. Princess: My 'Love Ray' works! Now I can.......Is that pepper spray....?

Sari: Yeah...Ratchet gave it to him...

Prof. Princess:....Why...?

Sari: Trust me...You DON'T want to know.

Prof. Princess: Oh......

Prof. Princess' Pony: TMI...TTwTT


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I will go back and color this. Oh, and I will clean out the lines better. Just want to post this right now to tell you guys that I am alive. >>

Anyways. The story behind this is when I went to 4chan's Transfriday, I saw my friends artwork [link] on the thread with someone commenting something along the lines of "There you go getting yourself raped again Bumblebee! You need to have a mace with you at all times!"

It's not the exact words, but it's what I remembered, and I couldn't help but respond to that. So thanks to Ratchet, Bumblebee has a pepper spray to keep himself safe from creepy stalkers and rapers.

Professor Princess was there because I needed a reason for Starscream to go after Bumblebee, and her 'Love Ray' pops into my mind, her being all against violence and shit. AAAANNNND because Valentine is near.

Nuff said.

Transformer belongs to Hasbro.
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Comments: 20

KittenFighter [2012-05-18 21:30:08 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha thats so funny

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Dragon260 In reply to KittenFighter [2012-05-19 08:46:00 +0000 UTC]

Thanks~

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KittenFighter In reply to Dragon260 [2012-05-19 17:00:10 +0000 UTC]

Your welcome

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LuckyIKoi [2010-02-10 19:19:18 +0000 UTC]

*cackles*


Wonderful. x3

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Dragon260 In reply to LuckyIKoi [2010-02-10 22:14:29 +0000 UTC]

XD Glad you like it. Colored version should be coming in today.

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Ryengu [2010-02-09 05:38:42 +0000 UTC]

Has Starscream not heard of windshield wipers?

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Dragon260 In reply to Ryengu [2010-02-09 05:39:52 +0000 UTC]

Haha, apparently not. Or the pepper spray might not be pepper spray, but a corrosive acid. >3>

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Ryengu In reply to Dragon260 [2010-02-09 06:06:08 +0000 UTC]

owshitthatsoundsouchy D:
This said as someone who's been melting people with acid like crazy lately.

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Dragon260 In reply to Ryengu [2010-02-09 06:13:28 +0000 UTC]

>__O;; Yikes. But hey, mechs or robots wouldn't really get affected by pepper spray, because they are not organic, soooooo.....acid may be the next best thing! >3>

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Ryengu In reply to Dragon260 [2010-02-09 06:16:04 +0000 UTC]

Well, it's a matter of sensitivity. What's the most sensitive part of a bipedal robot? o_o

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Dragon260 In reply to Ryengu [2010-02-09 06:24:50 +0000 UTC]

Dunno. I think there's a matter of opinion of where you think the most sensitive parts of a biped mech. The optics may be one, the wings of a seeker may be another, the horns may be another, or the crotch may be another.....>>;;

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Ryengu In reply to Dragon260 [2010-02-09 16:55:47 +0000 UTC]

What's in the crotch of a bipedal robot? o_o

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Dragon260 In reply to Ryengu [2010-02-09 19:33:38 +0000 UTC]

An area between the two legs.

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Ryengu In reply to Dragon260 [2010-02-09 22:50:05 +0000 UTC]

But...nothing in particular?

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Dragon260 In reply to Ryengu [2010-02-10 01:31:55 +0000 UTC]

Hmm, it's where you think where they will be vulnerable. Your opinion.

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Ryengu In reply to Dragon260 [2010-02-10 05:01:09 +0000 UTC]

Down the oil tank? :S

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Dragon260 In reply to Ryengu [2010-02-10 05:28:32 +0000 UTC]

*shrugs* That's another.

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Ryengu In reply to Dragon260 [2010-02-10 05:33:52 +0000 UTC]

Better off with a match tho~

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Kaiya-Hotaru [2010-02-09 05:23:44 +0000 UTC]

Omg Poor Bee...
Everytime someone draws him, he loses that much more of whatever is left of his mech-manliness xD

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Dragon260 In reply to Kaiya-Hotaru [2010-02-09 05:26:23 +0000 UTC]

Yeah....>>;;

It's a good thing that he has a little of something to protect himself this time. Even though his dignity may be long gone. *cough*

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