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Published: 2009-04-12 15:20:41 +0000 UTC; Views: 1076; Favourites: 23; Downloads: 24
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I actually hate eating peeps, so my entire package went in!
Many, many peeps were harmed in the making of this how-to.
Oh, don't reuse the peeps after you've jousted them. They'll burn. It's gross, smelly and hard to clean up.
Happy Easter, everyone! Love, hugs and candy!
Peeps (c) Just Born
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You're welcome~<3
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Ahahahaha!! That's AWESOME. I'm totally gonna have to try that next Easter!
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It's a lot of fun
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THE PEEPS MUST ALL DIE!!!! AAHHHH! God I hate peeps. Did you see that black goo that comes outta them once you microwave them? euugh. Look up peep destruction on youtube. It's very funny.
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I HATE THEM TOOOOOOOOOOOOO. THEY'RE GROSSSSSSSSS.
I'LL LOOK IT UP.
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maybe a little
you like?
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Haha! Great idea! I hate peeps, but that looks fun!
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I hate 'em, too. that's why i do this!
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Well, it's certainly a creative way for them to die!
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i want to die as creatively as this!
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but maybe not in a microwave with a toothpick stabbed into my gut...
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Yeah... Preferrably not. Roasted human doesn't smell to awesome.
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and toothpick-gut stabbing is unpleasant as well.
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No, forks are a much better choice. KIDNEYS!!!
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Or a thick stake!!
As long as it's not a needle. 
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Oy, me too!
Let us just agree that impalement of any kind is a less than satisfactory demise.
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Okay.
How do you want your spectacular death to be?
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Hmm... I'm thinking spontaneous epic light saber battle that ranges over a series of places and ends with my nemesis and I simultaneously stabbing eachother and dying together... Or something.
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sounds fun to me!!
I want to go out in an alchemy battle.
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What kind of alchemist would you be? Or would you pull a Zuko and dive in front of Ed to save him?
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Oh, I'm the Poison Alchemist.
but i could pull a zuko, it just isn't as epic.
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...I wanna be... A Jello Alchemist. 'Cause everyone loves to at least look at jello. Plus, then I could play pranks on people every day!
Dude, totally epic!
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Noooo! Poking them with pointy sticks is just too mean! I could never do it!
...where do I sign up?
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My brother and I used all of our Easter Peeps!
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Thank you for commenting!
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this may be the greatest thing i've ever seen!
i can die now
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haha, thank you, but please don't die!
I'd be very sad...
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*gets out heart-zapper-back-to-life-er, just in case*
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you can eat 'em like s'mores when you're done with them. just take out the toothpick first.
try it. i command you. *points imperiously*
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I ate all my peeps already.
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