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Hi! Would you introduce yourself?Hello, My name is Crona Schweetz, It is a pleasure to meet you.
I heard that you know person called (Vanellope). Is this correct?
Well Ga-doi. She`s my wife, why wouldn`t I know her *smirks*
How well you know him/her? I mean, do you share your secrets or something? Or are you just random mates? Tell us about your relationship.
I know her better than anyone, However I bet she still keeps some secrets from me; and that`s fine. We`re all entitled to our privacy *Smiles*
That's nice. Would you like some coffee or tea?
Hmm, *Sits down and sinks into the beanbag* Oph! Tea sounds nice thanks.
Let's start "what if…" part.
What would he/she do if he/she heard about this interview?
Depends on my answers. She isn`t gonna hear this is she... If she does then I may have to be on guard *Laughs*
If he/she was an animal, what he/she would be?
Something cute, if you ask me. Like a cat or a puppy. *Chuckles*
I can imagine… What cake would he/she be?
The best... cake... EVER *Throws his hands into the air and then brings them to his sides*
If he/she became an idol, how much fans would he/she have?
More than she already does *Laughs* But as her guard I wouldn`t allow anyone to get too close for comfort
Would it have been better if you hadn't ever met?
... *Unamused* You really going to ask that! GA-DOI! She`s the reason I live on!
What if he/she found you with his/her lover?
Um... Me with... me? *Points at self*
How would he/she react if you would say "Would you marry me" down on your kneels?
Well this already happened.*Closes eyes* She tackled me backwards
Imagine him/her to catwalk. What will happen?
0/////0 um... uh.... um...
Now questions about your feelings and thoughts towards him/her.
What did you think when you saw him/her first time? What was your first impression of him/her?
I was a little confused about her first since she was instant agro at me.
What are the best features in him/her?
Her positivity, Her smile... Ohhh! I can`t choose! She`s so perfect *Dreamy sigh*
What are the nastiest features?
Oh... When she gets depressed it can get a little upseting
What do you think, would he/she kill?
Cybugs! And all other threats
If would, then why?
They are enemies and pose a huge threat
Could you see him/her in marriage with someone?
Yeah... me *Chuckles*
Is he/she tsundere or yandere? Why?
A what?
Seme or uke? Tell us why.
Still what?
Hero or villain? And again, why?
A bit of both, She has Ralph as an idol~ So she`s bad but good, But ALL sweet!
"No pain, no gain." Would he/she say that?
Yeah~ *nods* I could image her saying that
Now is time to reveal all (Vanellope)'s secrets.
Tell us does our victim have any terribly humiliating moments.
Weeeeeeeeeell.... *Rolls eyes across the top of his eye sockets* She HAS fallen a few times in her dress *Chuckles into his hands*
That's interesting… Have you ever discover him/her from embarrassing situations?
She absolutely HATES high heels!
Everyone has some weakness. Which are chinks in his/her armour?
Her glitch can act up from time to time
Has he/she ever been broken-hearted?
No... But before Ralph, I hear she was very mistreated
What makes him/her extremely happy?
Racing, Being with her friends and me, She loves going to visit Ralph and Mila. She loves the adventure
What he/she would never say publicly but has told to you about it?
Ahh... Now... *Taps nose* I can`t tell you alot... But she has had `issues` and she sorta told me first time around... I re-directed her to Jemma.... Its more of a girl thing so i wouldn`t be much help
Before this ends…
Should we tell him/her about this interview?
You could, *Gets up*
Should we show this to him/her?
Can if you want, I give full permission *Bows*
Why?
Cuz i can *smirks and winks*
Thank you for interview. Could you tag someone before you leave?
*Shakes hand* Ok,thank you well.. Um... Mila? ? I think its your turn since you sent this to my admin. Good luck and i can`t wait to see it
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Comments: 17
dragonpheonix1 In reply to Devilfire-Dragon [2014-03-07 09:08:27 +0000 UTC]
What does that even mean?
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Devilfire-Dragon In reply to dragonpheonix1 [2014-03-09 01:36:21 +0000 UTC]
(( Hard to explain. But here's the article; en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsundere ))
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dragonpheonix1 In reply to Devilfire-Dragon [2014-03-09 10:08:59 +0000 UTC]
Ohhh i get it, Its someone who can`t trust anyone until they`ve warmed up enough to open up to them
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Devilfire-Dragon In reply to dragonpheonix1 [2014-03-10 09:21:12 +0000 UTC]
(( Well that's one way of summing it up. ))
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Devilfire-Dragon In reply to dragonpheonix1 [2014-03-12 06:50:34 +0000 UTC]
(( Yandere though....well, they're not all too sweet and sugary on the inside. )
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dragonpheonix1 In reply to SilverStarStrike [2014-03-05 23:40:49 +0000 UTC]
You may be able guess what i meant by the awnser to "What he/she would never say publicly but has told to you about it?"
XDXD Poor Crona... XDXD
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SilverStarStrike In reply to dragonpheonix1 [2014-03-05 23:50:40 +0000 UTC]
........Oh my god, xD
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dragonpheonix1 In reply to SilverStarStrike [2014-03-05 23:51:53 +0000 UTC]
Crona: *Head dropped* I really didn`t want to know that kind of stuff... God... I feel so embarrassed now
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SilverStarStrike In reply to dragonpheonix1 [2014-03-05 23:58:15 +0000 UTC]
*tries not to laugh*
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dragonpheonix1 In reply to SilverStarStrike [2014-03-06 00:03:16 +0000 UTC]
Me: *Pats Crona`s back* Its natural for a girl, Not your fault... She didn`t know so stop being embarresed
Crona: Says you... The longest girlfriend you`ve had was around 6 months
Me: *Pat turns into a powerful punch knocking him over forwards, Muscles tense* Just... Shut up! She used me to try to gain control of me... I never really dated her because no real love was present. Why do you think she moved on within moments of the break!
Crona: *Gets up* Oww... Oh yeah... I forgot you hate calling her your ex.... because you wanted to forget her
Me: SHUT UP DANGIT! *makes crona flinch* Sorry, Just ignore all that....I rather not get you pulled into my rather forgotten past *Crosses arms* Sometimes my Ocs can really blabber....
Crona: *Bows* I appologise
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dragonpheonix1 In reply to SilverStarStrike [2014-03-06 00:09:50 +0000 UTC]
Me: Really? Cool
Crona: Thank goodness
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