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Master Hand: After who knows how long, auditions are up again! So let's gets started!Rundas: Hello.
Master Hand: Hello. Are you here for the auditions?
Rundas: Yes.
Master Hand: What are your reasons for being here?
Rundas: I'm here to bring justice to the evildoers.
Master Hand: ...
Rundas: Err... I mean I'm here because no one can beat me and I'll make sure they all die?
Master Hand: Ah! I like determined guys like you! So, what are your abilities?
Rundas: I possess cryokinetic abilities, a cryo-enhanced bioarmor, and above-averge physical endurance.
Master Hand: ...
Rundas: I create and control ice. I have an armor made of ice. And I can kick ass for hours.
Master Hand: Of course. That's very impressive and all, but there's a slightly little problem: We already have two ice-using warriors.
Rundas: WHAT?! I must have been beaten by Noxus! The other one must be that ice witch the elf fought with a mace. Hmm... I seem to be at a disadvantage here...
Master Hand: Actually, they are a couple of hammer-swinging brats that can't fight alone, so they team up; and they only throw chunks of ice and cold air. They are so codependent, that they even share a trophy stand! There creepy, very creepy if you ask me.
Rundas: Are you saying I may not enter because a couple of underdeveloped humans that aren't even capable of gliding through the air on an ice sheet are already on the fighters roster?
Master Hand: Wow! You glide on ice sheets?
Rundas: Naturally.
Master Hand: Then you're in!
*From behind the door, a couple of sibling in blue and pink watch with rage while their synchronized brains formulate a plan to get rid of the Phrygisian. Seconds later, they retreat with a wicked smile on their faces.
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Comments: 12
BigHailFan [2012-01-17 21:44:04 +0000 UTC]
Nice. B) Samus is going to be in a heck of shock to see him considering he's.......dead. XD
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DragonRuby In reply to BigHailFan [2012-02-03 02:15:00 +0000 UTC]
Considering Mario dies 3-4892 times per game, I don't think it will be too much of a shock.
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BigHailFan In reply to DragonRuby [2012-02-22 04:35:03 +0000 UTC]
Lol. But that's Mario, not Metroid. You die in metroid, you stay ded..............excluding Ridley.......and Dark Samus.....and Mother Brain......
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DragonRuby In reply to BigHailFan [2012-03-30 20:36:43 +0000 UTC]
I think you get the point...
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DragonRuby In reply to RenegadeSpirit [2011-06-01 06:44:33 +0000 UTC]
Twice the rage. Twice the fail.
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RenegadeSpirit In reply to DragonRuby [2011-06-01 06:52:07 +0000 UTC]
I don't know about the fail. They hit pretty hard.
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DragonRuby In reply to RenegadeSpirit [2011-06-02 21:07:50 +0000 UTC]
They fail whenever I'm around.
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RenegadeSpirit In reply to DragonRuby [2011-06-02 21:11:47 +0000 UTC]
When I play as them I usually kill.
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DragonRuby In reply to RenegadeSpirit [2011-06-03 00:22:47 +0000 UTC]
I fail with them and they fail against me.
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