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Published: 2010-02-13 02:14:32 +0000 UTC; Views: 3167; Favourites: 90; Downloads: 11
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SOOOOOO.My submission for the #Red-vs-Blue-Society 's Valentines Crack Pairing contest.
MMMMM. YEAH.
Sarge/Meta
I wanted a silly poem!
Not the worst I've seen though. I think ACTUAL fanfiction wise Wyoming/Vic creepy-voyeur-phonesex takes the cake.
AAAAAUUUUUGH. *bashes face on computer screen*
(And the writer still made it be kinda HAWT.)
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Wow this is side of sarge I've never seen... I like it
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Meta:*in a wtf moment*
Me:.......Sarge what the flag
Sarge:*being a gay fag*
Me and Meta:*thoughts:da fuck*
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Tsk. Sarge is just being nice. I mean wouldn't YOU want to bring flowers to the dude who constantly attempts to murder the being you most hate in all of existence? (besides the blues of course)
As long as he doesn't try to murder you of course.
Better a confused Meta than an angry Meta.
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Hmm, Grif really should be in better shape 'cause of all the running for his life.
Nice peom. I think I died laughing.
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He really should though shouldn't he?
thanks!
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OTP
And in fairness, the fanfic you described doesn't exactly sound OOC.
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I never said it was OOC, just cracky and vaguely disturbing. The fact that it made some sort of sense (and was well written) was probably to weirdest part!
And thanks!
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The mark of a truly successful mindfuck. I envy that writer D=
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lol, sarge will love anyone who wants to kill grif
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Yes he does. Yes he does...
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Awesome poem xD
That is amazing and hilarious at the same time
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XD Lol! I can see Sarge saying that LMAO XDD....Witch is strange 0.0
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Thanks! Yeah... Sarge reeeally has something against poor Grif. And those dirty blues!
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Maybe you'll get better luck when you used the first few lyrics from Blood Gulch Blues.
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Ahhhh. But Blood Gulch Blues DOES start with Roses are Red and Violets are blue. My version is just appropriate and rhymier. Ha ha.
'Sides. I didn't want to think that much. XP
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I'm just curious; where's the Wyoming Vic thing? I got nothing else to do all day. :l
P.S: Nice work!! I believe this might happen one day given Sarge's hate towards Grif.
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I need to go take a cold shower. ;_;
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The most traumatizing kind ;;
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*pats head* Dawww. Sorry!
Brain bleach?
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I will see this
forever : D
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That was the WORST THROW EVER...of all time.
It's not my fault; someone put a wall in my way.
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"I AM AGENT WASHINGTUB."
"I remember why I hate coming here."
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omg sarge should be running or the meta should just ram a grenade up his ass from is brute shot and watch him explode
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Uh HUH. well I'm glad you like?
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I will destroy you!... Right after I kill Grif.
Grif WHAT?!
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Simmons*fanatic salutes* Excellent priorities sir!
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Oh my god I am so in love. Sarge's poem made me laugh so hard! And Meta looks awesome! I always love that EVA helmet!
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Thanks! I had to look up the EVA armor just to draw this, glad it came out well!
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This has got to be the funniest pairing I have ever seen 
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