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"Cave Johnson here. The Lab Boys informed me earlier that they discovered an easy and cost-efficient way to clone Dinosaurs. You know what I did to them for their amazing discovery? I shoved them through an experimental Time Portal 65 Million Years into the past to get me a nice fresh one. Only one of the five scientists returned with this beauty in tow. So Caroline says to me, 'What are you going to do with it?' Well, honey, I'm going to lock it up in the basement and see if it can complete some simple tests using the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device. I sent some Scientists down to monitor it, but I haven't gotten any word. So, don't go to the basement....Huh? Hold on...*Ok, ok, ok, alright. Bye.* Alrighty, do not go to the basement, the mess hall, or the main lobby, because apparently it IS smart enough to use the Portal Gun, and managed to get out of confinement. Well, back to SCIENCE. Cave Johnson, out."

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"Cave Johnson here. The Lab Boys informed me earlier that they discovered an easy and cost-efficient way to clone Dinosaurs. You know what I did to them for their amazing discovery? I shoved them through an experimental Time Portal 65 Million Years into the past to get me a nice fresh one. Only one of the five scientists returned with this beauty in tow. So Caroline says to me, 'What are you going to do with it?' Well, honey, I'm going to lock it up in the basement and see if it can complete some simple tests using the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device. I sent some Scientists down to monitor it, but I haven't gotten any word. So, don't go to the basement....Huh? Hold on...*Ok, ok, ok, alright. Bye.* Alrighty, do not go to the basement, the mess hall, or the main lobby, because apparently it IS smart enough to use the Portal Gun, and managed to get out of confinement. Well, back to SCIENCE. Cave Johnson, out."