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Dragunov-EX — God is a Woman -Demotivation-
Published: 2011-03-01 21:09:33 +0000 UTC; Views: 8793; Favourites: 101; Downloads: 367
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In My Opinion, I think If god were a guy, then the bible would be at least 12 pages long. Only a woman would have to say that much shit!Ugh... I'm gonna get so much shit for this...
I Thought of a joke a long time ago that was a little bit offensive, so I didnt tell anyone but my close friends. But I was stupid enough to erase all my old photos and I forgot to think of an Idea today, so I though of this.
-Dragunov(C)-
(The Following Picture in the demotivation was made by me, thus this entire deviation was made by me and is NOT to be taken Seriously If offensive in any type of way.)
...And if you like what you see, check my gallery.
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Comments: 115
Yep! Totally true! X0D
Good job, man! *high fives*
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Hey!!! Us women don't talk much!!!!!! Until you get to know us. THATS when we don't stop talking.
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"And I'm saying this because if there is a god, he has to be a man. A woman would never fuck things up this badly!" - George Carlin
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God is guy, Only a guy could make this many mistakes
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Chicks should not take offense, I'm a chick and this is funny. 'Nuff said.
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Exactly. So many over-sensitive people.
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lol
funny how it was written by butch of old guys
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But its still fucking funny! Cheer up dude!
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Stupid jokes are not funny.
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Seriously though, read the description, please.
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I did that before I ever commented.
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I just said how stupid it was.
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...okay, you probably don't understand how confused I am right now, so let me explain why:
I said this is not meant to be taken seriously if offensive in any type of way in the description which apparently, you read, and you insist on bringing up your toolish opinion.
See, I made a joke; And all of a sudden, you think you have the right to talk down to me, just cause. Get it yet?
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I guess I over-reacted...
I always do that when it comes to jokes like that.
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Well, I guess its okay, so long as you come to terms with the reality of the situation; After all, i've had worse reactions...
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If God was a woman...we'd never be forgiven. We'd reach the pearly gates, and Peter would be about to let us in when woman-God would say, "Hmm, but what about that time when you...?"
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Im pretty sure thats what Man-God would do as well.
get ready to make up excuses.
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Dude! You killed the joke!
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I must admit though, your joke was better.
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If God was a girl, it would be much longer, trust me.
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Possibly another universe created his one in a complex branching of events?
Just a thought...
....meh
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Holy fucking shit, are you a necromancer? Because you pretty much just raised this post from the dead. Seriously, I made this comment years ago.
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...there is no comment (That I'm aware of) that even mentions the subject christianity in any manner... what are you complaining about?
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I take it that when you say "The Bible" you mean that sort of thing, if I'm wrong I'm sorry, but I still don't like it when people say things like "Christ is a woman" or "The Lord is a hermaphrodite", it gets to me. I'm sorry if my rant seemed out of line, but it's the way I feel.
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and besides, the big bang actually, in my opinion, is more in favor of the bible then agenst it, if you take the leap of faith and blurt out " GOD DID IT!" in your head.
and also, if God was a woman, then jesus would have two MOMMIES!
and im okay with that.
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Well, hmm, actually the Bible is one of these holy books that doesn't proclaim being written by a deity. The Old testament is about the interaction between man and God, seen from the point of view of the man. Of the New Testament we even know the authors.
Christianity is, well it was at the beginning, about a divine person, rather then truths. It changed over the years, but the Bible didn't.
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Because guys don't have a long enough attention span to write all that- ooohhh, butterfly... *adhd moment*
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well monks right the bible each year thats why its so long
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I think most women feel like we have to do all the talking because guys don't ever say anything. Maybe we feel like we have to compensate??
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I feel stupid for asking this, but what does compensate mean again?
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Compensate mean to make up for something lacking. And hey, the only stupid thing here would be to not aska question when you don't understand something.
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right, thanks for answering my question.
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