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Published: 2011-03-01 21:09:33 +0000 UTC; Views: 8794; Favourites: 101; Downloads: 367
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In My Opinion, I think If god were a guy, then the bible would be at least 12 pages long. Only a woman would have to say that much shit!Ugh... I'm gonna get so much shit for this...
I Thought of a joke a long time ago that was a little bit offensive, so I didnt tell anyone but my close friends. But I was stupid enough to erase all my old photos and I forgot to think of an Idea today, so I though of this.
-Dragunov(C)-
(The Following Picture in the demotivation was made by me, thus this entire deviation was made by me and is NOT to be taken Seriously If offensive in any type of way.)
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God's a hermaphrodite.
Besides, this is quite funny.
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i think he is a dude because he didn't write the bible. Only men are lazy enough to make other people do there work. but know thati think about it God could be a girl because only women are spart enough to trick other people into doing stuff for them. HHUUUUUMMMMMMM God's gender the final frontier.
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reminds me of the song "god is a girl" ....odd...
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I may be a female but I did laugh at this.
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No worries mate, I'm a chick and I found it funny!
But what's up with the "it says one thing on the left page, and contradicts itself on the right" thing I hear about?
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not only that but (S)He seems always to be pissed off at absolutely no fucking reason. contradicts it self every other page. claims to be the only one who's right. says we are all ungrateful bastards, says there is infinite love for all of us, but at the same time that the most silly-nilly stupid thoughtless act will plunge you into eternal suffering, and should i even say more?
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i should be insulted...but MAN IS THAT FUNNY!!
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This shouldn't be funny, considering I'm a girl, but I laughed my ass off XD
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No, its okay. I know alot of girls who did laugh at this.
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If god was a woman why did society turn out so patriarcha.... =[
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lol intersting because my best friend and I have a theory that in fact God is a woman but it can't be proven...just yet then she's a person who over analyzes things...but back to the joke....well women do speak a lot but then you haven't heard one of my guy friends...he can talk and talk he's worse than a girl >.< and i'm a girl!!! which is saying something because i do talk a lot
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Oh I thought you meant something else.
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Hahahahahahaha
Well, if a "god" had written the bible
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Well technically, the Bible has been told and finally written by a bunch of people across the ages. So yeah, maybe God is a woman because none of them could understand what God was saying at all?
Don't act offended, people, it's just an opinion.
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I thought god was a bullet have mercy on us everyone!
(Okay, sorry, obscure 80's reference there... [link] )
I always thought of god as genderless.
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doesnt really matter since the bible is all bullcrap. God may or may not exist but the Bible is definitely not created by him.....uh....her
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Women always fight with each-other, they all want to inflict suffering on other chicks.
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It can't be a women. She would have to leave the kitchen to write that. And we all know that aint happenin.
lol
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If god is a woman, clearly we women did something to piss her off to punish us by making us rag 12 times a year.
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Here here. I wish when I die, I can beat up Adam and Eve for fucking it up for all of us.
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save them for me to. I wanna beat Eves skull in for cursing us with the red flow. D<
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I bet St. Peter goes, "Okay mam, Eve is there so you can get it out of your system." She probablly has a huge line to get her butt kicked.
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I'll be waiting in it with a shovel.
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I will too. Or a chainsaw if I am allowed.
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SHE MAKES YOU BLEED BECAUSE SHE LOOOOOOVES YOOOOOOOU.
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I wish she loved me a little less considering all the money I have to spend on pads.
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IF SHE LOVED YOU ANY LESS SHE'D SEND YOU TO HELL AND YOU'LL BURN FOREVER, YOUR CHOICE.
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I'm an atheist, so It doesn't really matter to me.
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As am I, but I quite like the concept of this crazy female God that burns people if they decide they don't want periods anymore.
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LOL. If thats the case I think i don't quite hate mine any more. I think i'm gonna have to draw a happy pad and or tampon.
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If God was a woman, the world would be a better place. Besides, don't mothers care for their children?
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Your assuming god would have a maternal instinct?
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Why not? If she did, 9/11 and the holocaust would have never happened. Also, she would speak to us and enlighten us.
Maybe this video will explain better. Well mostly in the middle.
[link]
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Sorry to butt in, but I have to add...
God gave us a free will. He does not control us..although he may have influence on how we act or what we say. Not everyone listens to him though..
And since when does the Lord not speak to us? He speaks to me everyday! Enlightens us through the Word, and clarifys through preachers.
PS: Let's not turn this into a huge argument..I just wanted to clear that up
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I was going to have a bit of a rant at the crap you was talking about there, but then I clicked the link.
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Not really because both the Holocaust and 9/11 were caused by humans. God had no involvement what so ever, well apart from accepting the "good" souls to "heaven". Well that's just my opinion anyways.
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Now before we get farther into this conversation I would like to sate that I am not religious. I see how you can think that but that's still a bassist stereotype that all mothers are caring. As I know from personal experience not all are. Example sea turtles leave there eggs on a beach they hatch and most of the hatch-lings get eaten by seagulls.
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Sorry to jump in but sea turtles aren't human (though humans are animals). According to the wide spread belief of God, we were created in His/Her/Its image (assuming we also gain the insticts that belonged to Him/Her/It). A better example would be the mothers who suffer from post-partum depression (I most likely spelled that wrong) that kill their babies. Just thought I'd throw that in there.
Hmm...maybe that example could also be countered with the fact that they aren't in their right minds. :/ However, you do have a point.
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Good to see people are actuallly paying attenton to what I said...Anyway, I must now laugh. ROTFLMAO.
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