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Published: 2015-01-04 08:47:10 +0000 UTC; Views: 4095; Favourites: 57; Downloads: 19
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How the Imperial guards react when you walk into the city with a bounty on your head.
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Oh god yeah.
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Morrowind ordinators - "were watching you, scum"
Imperial Soldiers - "stop right there criminal scum"
Skyrim Guards - "i use to be an adventurer like you, then i took an arrow to the knee"
Is it me or are the guards in TES games getting less and less intimidating.
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Easier to kill to. I remember dragging Umbra all the way to the imperial city so she could die and I could sell a few sets of Imperial armour.
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Dragonborn "fixed" that by making the guards essential.
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Bye bye to my guard killer reputation.
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Unless you're on PC, it seems the latest versions of the unofficial patch fixed that issue.
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I shouldn't have laughed as hard and long as I did when I saw this.
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Any Oblivion fan should laugh how ever hard they like at this. ^_^
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Especially in Wes Johnson's voice.
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Heh. Someone should show this to him.
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