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Dsarvess β Arboreal Survival Program
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Published: 2011-11-23 11:16:20 +0000 UTC; Views: 5865; Favourites: 60; Downloads: 42
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Heading out to the jungle? Spending a week alone in the woods? Don't leave without the Arboreal Survival Program! Coming with a temporary, portable injection for emergency use, this potent treatment can deal with almost any danger! Side benefits include Flight, super-human speed, and more!(Side effects WILL include total, irreversible physical and mental metamorphosis and temporary loss of speech. Ability to grip objects and people may be compromised. Consultation with a physician is required before treatment. Results depicted are typical, however, treatment of subject above is in progress, and should not be taken to be final result of treatment.)
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remember i said id want one of me into my anthro dragon character, you can use the dna of my friend :iconscullettez:'s Anthro form...
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I'm all ready to go!
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If it's irreversible then how is it temporary? X3
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Well, the permanent version of the treatment is irreversible, and the temporary one *does* have lasting side effects. Nothing major, unless you use the temporary version too frequently...
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Yes... We probably ought to change our warning information for the ones with a temporary program available. ^_^;
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Yeah. Do you have one for Espeons?
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could you please make one? (HINT HINT)
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Yay. I'll be sure to get a permanent one. (Could you use me as the "victim" not really a victim, but look at my ID for how I look)
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.....yeah u know where this is going
signs up agein*
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That.... doesn't make sense.... haven't you already signed up for some that WAS permanent?
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...........
i traveled back in time and changed it .3.
Pime Taradox :3
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We can do that now? Hmm... Interesting... But I don't think Dsarvess would be too happy....
But I suppose being a Scyther would have it's benefits.... then again, you can't pick anything up. Try to think of the consequences before jumping right into your new body.
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erm (for you info, dsarvess and i is friend 
at least i would be able to open an orange faster -3- or any other fruit, and me , i can pick up things with mouth , and still writing on internet wouldn be a problem either cause of the tip of the schytes o3o who cares if wont be able to pick stuff up , cause nobody would mess with me heh heh -w-
and screw consequences , i have a time machine
(X'3 its a joke)
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I know, me and him are friends too. If this was real life, you would be thinking about everything before jumping to a conclusion.
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yeeeah i would, but since this isn real life
owo
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Yup! The creator\god PokΓ©mon.
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Why he is saying its name
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It's sort of an exclamation. In real-world languages, deity names are often used as part of exclamations, so I figured it'd be the same there.
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it seems he is enjoying himself
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